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Post by Adrien Cochrane on Oct 6, 2014 23:33:12 GMT -6
What did you think? Loved it? Hate it? Wish to make me go back away? Tell us what you think so we can make the next show better!
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Post by Christian Kane on Oct 7, 2014 10:10:35 GMT -6
Haha time for THE OFFICIAL CRIS PLAY BY PLAY REVIEW!- Alright kids we start off with Chuck and Jon having a little chat in the ring. Shit was intense folks. IN-TENSE. The totally opposite of outtense. Chuck heels it up beautifully as per - leading to a back and forth with the bossman, and honestly, this was a worthy opening segment, really good stuff from you both.- The Masked Salaryman vs Simon Reed, standard win. Based finish. Based everything. Solid.- Daisuke segment with Hugo Lloris, not sure what the Spuds keeper is doing in EXODUS but I figure he's being paid a shit load. Daisuke is a full on meany with that kendo stick. Poor thing.- Hardy vs Connor vs Cade, Connor had a doctor's note. He has a boo boo. I saw it and it was written on the back of an IHOP napkin. It looked legit. I'm a trusting guy. So, Hardy vs Cade - this was a fun match to read. Props to the writer, Cade gets it done with the elbow. Good win for her.- The Masked Salaryman meets Collins. Sets up a match for The Masked Salaryman vs Marty 'IHOP Napkin' Connor. Solid match, looking forward to that one. - Tom Matheny with Chandler Scott backstage. I personally ship Scott and Taylor. So qt. Chandler makes his feelings known about the situation. Tom Matheny is being a lil bitch as he usually is and keeps trying to interject like he knows stuff BUT HE DON'T KNOW SHIT. This was a solid CD segment that I enjoyed. Good stuff. - HAHA TIME FOR THE PEOPLE'S MAIN EVENT. Good match. Park comes out strong, Kane fights back only for a lil bit of outside interference to come into play. Cannon gets involved, takes out Park - gets dropped with the SSK and Kane covers the already #rekt Abby Park. Gotta do what you gotta do. Honestly thought this one could have gone either way, Park brought tha fiyaaaahhh. Kane moves on to face Lexy, Park and Cannon are looking like they're gonna continue their feud, solid.- Hardy and Evangelista backstage. Laurel wants to kill errrrrrrbody, luckily Evangelista talks her out of it. I like the personal conflicting sides of this, Laurel with her personal issues with Chandler and such. A good segment. - Daisuke vs Scott. A good match until that lil liar Connor tries to get involved, beating down Chandler until Collins comes down and helps even the odds. A really big win for Chandler, enjoyed it. - Jon/Fiona seg. qt patootie hugging action until Lloris shows up. Fiona with the haymaker. LLORIS STATUS: #REKT. Something about using fists. Fisting? Possibly. #HotXXXCollinsAfterDarkAction - I could probably come up with a better name. Something about putting that fist to work, well I knew they were kinky but this is off the scales. FX is gonna shut us down. Fiona vs Audrey next week. Something about beating her ass?!? #AnalFisting. This is getting away from me now. I'm so sorry. Scale it back Cris, calm down. You got this Cris. You're the best, Cris. ...Ahem. Good seg.- qt Darrin-san chooses Chuck Matthews' opponent for next week and it's Chandler Scott! Huge match. - TROUBLE vs Brooks & Chuck. Probably one of the matches of the show. Brooks and Matthews come out with a huge win after Chuck says the ref has a bad haircut? That is suspension worthy. He's lucky he wasn't a member of the roster during the glorious #ReignofKane as Interim Director. Brass knucks to the face, WULF STATUS: ded. rip in peace. That feel when dirty win.- Main event for next show is Furor and Taylor vs Kane and Strike. Will Kane and Strike get along? Will Kane grope Taylor? Will Kane grope himself? So many questions that I don't have the answer to. Big main event. Looking forward to it. #TheKaneEvent- But now we go to this main event, Taylor and Talfourd against Fiona and Chapel. qt's all around, folks. Sponsored by Kleenex. Furor and Mrs. Strike are #cheeky and lariat the Sekigun as they're coming down to the ring. This is not fair. 4 on 2, this is not how this was supposed to happen. #NotThisWay. Strike gets involved, 4 on 3. And then...bah...bah gawd kang...what's this? TDK...? I...I don't know...a Christian Kane joke (i will plow without warning...be warned. wait)... BAH GAWD IT'S ADRIEN COCHRANE! HE'S BACK! This...was cool. Glad to see him back and glad to see the odds evened against those pesky G&M NERDS. Strike stares down Furor. Fiona stares down Sally. #SEXUALTENSION all around until G&M retreat. Most of the Sekigun are in the ring, happy days. This is how the show ends, finally a feel good show ending. So we had no main event which sucks, but a hell of a brawl. OFFICIAL OVERALL CRIS SHOW RATING: 4 orgasms out of 5.
OFFICIAL CRIS REACTION GIF FOR THIS WEEK
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Post by Adrien Cochrane on Oct 8, 2014 12:04:22 GMT -6
It was a great overall show. Segments were great. Even Masked Salaryman in his segment was more entertaining than I thought he would be. The announcement of Kane and Strike was huge. The matches were great, especially Brooks/Matthews vs. Trouble. Just a great, great show.
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styg
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Post by styg on Oct 8, 2014 14:56:11 GMT -6
Good show as usual. Anything I don't specifically call out, I thought was good.
- The Chuck/Jonathan segment was brilliant. Good interaction between the two characters and a very neat encapsulation of the recent story so far (which tbh is something EXODUS could so with... there's a LOT of mythology and backstory here for newcomers to get to grips with).
True story: the main reason I originally signed here was to feud with Kameron Chase. When Leese and I were talking over our plans and it became apparent that she and I working an angle together still wouldn't be enough to keep her interested in fedding, I had a conversation about it with Jon and decided to stay here anyway, and one of the big, big reasons for that - something I've always liked about EXODUS, even as just a fan in years prior - is that philosophies, outlooks, they matter here. It's not just heel does heel stuff to be a heel, face does face stuff in response because they're a face. EXODUS values the characters' deepest motivations in a way not many other feds do. The opening segment this week highlighted that.
- Boooo Marty Connor! Daisuke has, like, JUST SHOWN how unforgiving a master he is, and you think ducking a fight is going to impress him? Tut tut. Good match for Laurel and Vanessa, long and close and making both women look good.
- MASKED SALARYMAN <3 <3 <3
- Looking forward to seeing how Christian Kane reacts to how he won.
- Chandler/Daisuke was short but it was intense as hell. Excellent job.
- I don't know a whole ton about Adrien Cochrane, so I'm interested in seeing where this goes and reading his segments/roleplays.
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