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Post by jramsey on Jun 25, 2015 18:11:40 GMT -6
Anyone? Guess I'll take noted mixed martial artist Phil "CM Punk" Brooks.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jun 25, 2015 18:14:53 GMT -6
Pete told me his pick.
His pick is Wladimir Klitschko, for reasons I somehow managed to explain to Jon after he didn't bother to explain himself to me.
The amount of fucks Pete doesn't give at this point is kind of amazing.
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Post by Christian Kane on Jun 25, 2015 18:17:26 GMT -6
GOLDBERG
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Post by The Cosplay Playboy on Jun 25, 2015 18:26:25 GMT -6
My next pick is simple...YOU ALL BUY 1000! ZINKUS, YOU IDIOT! YOU BUY 2000!  #YANOFACE |
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Post by Savannah Taylor on Jun 25, 2015 20:08:23 GMT -6
Anyone, you say? Gooooooood. I'm taking this guy.
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Post by jramsey on Jun 26, 2015 14:12:24 GMT -6
Since all the coin flips have been done, and all that's left is for Torrie to make her picks, I'm gonna go ahead and post my card;
OPENING CONTEST! STATE PATROL EXPLOSION!
Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker vs. Lt. James Earl Wright
-After about 3 minutes of basic wrestling, OH SHIT IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT NECRO BUTCHER who proceeds to paste both men with whatever weapons he can find, in addition to his fist. He issues an open challenge, which leads to...
MATCH TWO! MEN. PUNCHING MEN.
Necro Butcher vs. Minoru Suzuki
-Never has there been a more accurate subtitle for a match, as Butcher and MiSu give us the hot opener we weren't going to get with the State Patrol. It's short, but violent, as Necro passes out in a rear naked choke in only 12 minutes.
MATCH THREE! IT'S GONNA GET WEIRD!
Bastion Booger vs. Bayley vs. Sex Ferguson
-It's well known that Bayley's a "hugger." However, nobody blames her for not wanting to hug the self-admittedly grotesque Bastion Booger or the seemingly time-traveling horndog drunkard Sex Ferguson. But she's also smart, and wins this match by telling Booger that Ferguson has food, and Ferguson that Booger has access to cocaine. The two beat each other senseless, and Bayley pins both at the same time...then quickly gets off of both of them.
MATCH FOUR! CLASH OF STYLES!
Rikidozan vs. Blitzkrieg
-Blitzkrieg is known for his gravity defying air moves that surprised WCW fans in the late 1990s. But even if he ever crossed paths with Dean Malenko, he's likely never been in the ring with a classic technician like The Father of Puroresu, Rikidozan! That's readily evident in their match, as the man who trained Baba and Inoki stretches the little man into submission fairly quickly. In what feels like a moment of deja vu, Rikidozan doesn't even have time to celebrate before "Kaze Ni Nare" plays for a third time, bringing us another surprise match!
MATCH FOUR! BATTLE OF TECHNICAL VIOLENCE!
Minoru Suzuki vs. Rikidozan
-This is a more even technical fight, and Suzuki proves he still had much more in the tank after his match with Necro Butcher! The pair trade holds like a match of chess grandmasters for nearly 20 minutes before Rikidozan countered the Gotch-Style Piledriver and hit his own Piledriver for the win!
MATCH FIVE! IT'S A DRAGON GATE SUPERKICK PARTY!
The Young Bucks vs. Kotoka and Uhaa Nation
-The volume of moves is turned up heavily in this match, as the (former) DG pair and Dave Meltzer's Favorite Sons go nuts for 15 minutes...and that's before the hot tag to Uhaa! The big man shows off all of his unique skills, but in the end it's a full-on Meltzer Driver that gets the Bucks the win! too sweet me
MAIN EVENT! THE HUNTER VS. B.I.T.W.!
King Cuerno vs. CM Punk
-Now this...this is a war. The pair start off slow, but soon escalate into the blow-for-blow even match everyone should expect from Cuerno and Punk. The main event's also the longest match of the night, as it goes nearly 25 minutes before reaching its fever pitch! Punk and Cuerno are laid out after a double clothesline, when The Young Bucks come back out with their Bullet Club brethren, Doc Gallows, who everyone is very surprised to see! They appear to be siding with CM Punk, but when he arises, he baseball slides into Gallows! Cuerno's up and hits his arrow dive into BOTH Bucks! The two re-enter the ring and begin throwing their biggest bombs at each other, but in the end it's Punk who reverses the King of the Hunt into a Go To Sleep for the win! Cuerno slowly accepts a handshake from Punk after the match...and no, Minoru Suzuki isn't here to crash the party again.
This time.
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Post by LAZERADE! on Jun 28, 2015 3:40:51 GMT -6
OPENING CONTEST! FLASHBACK!
Reno Riggins vs. The Gambler!
Enhancement talent meets enhancement talent! WWF's Reno Riggins takes on WCW's The Gambler in 3 minutes of basic action, which basically serves to make sure everyone is properly seated and comfortable before any real matches begin! Reno picks up the win after a solid three minutes of rest holds, basic moves and half hearted chops with a Roll Up Pin.
Match 2! Lucha Acción!
Epico vs. Fénix
In our second contest, we go high energy, as Fénix gives us a lucha showcase as he takes on Epico! Fénix flies, he dodges, he sprints! Epico does all that too, just not quite as well! Fénix picks up the pin in the 8th minute, with La Garra del Fénix. (Note: This is FCW/Los Aviadores Epico)
Match 3! The American War of Independents!
Human Tornado vs. Jake Crist vs. Rich Swann vs. Ruckus
Ladder Match!
In this four corners ladder match, four mainstays of the independent scene, coincidentally all familiar with hardcore wrestling, compete to gain access to the prize at the top of the ladder. The action flows thick and fast, as these young men put their bodies on the line to win the prize! It looked like Ruckus would take the win, until he flew off the top of the ladder onto the recumbent Crist and Swann with a Leap Of Faith, allowing everybody's favourite pimp, Human Tornado, to steal the win at the 15th minute!
Match 4! Super Punch-Out! (aka: Toilet break before the final push!)
Cameron vs. Wladimir Klitschko
In an actual wrestling match (take that Mr. T and Floyd Mayweather, Jr.) Wladimir Klitschko puts his WBA, WBO and IBO Heavyweight titles on the line against... Cameron. Basically the only reason this isn't over in seconds is because Cameron spends 3 minutes running around the ring and hiding behind the referee. The finish came in the 5th minute, when Cameron surprisingly went for her Girl Bye DDT, which Wladimir blocked by using the unique technique of just standing there, and knocking her plain out with a clean uppercut that probably broke a jaw.
DOUBLE MAIN EVENT 1! HARDCORE VICE!
Al Snow & Mankind vs. Roppongi Vice (Baretta & Rocky Romero)
Al Snow & Mankind have had a long, and tempestuous, relationship, as "friends" and rivals. The late 90s/early 2000s were replete with Foley taking pops at his long term friend (including the funny as hell "Christmas" promo".) But as much as they ribbed on each other, you couldn't deny they had a complementary style. Here, they team up to face... well, you guys know enough here. I can't be bothered to do them an intro. In the 21st minute, Mankind gets the submission on Baretta with the Mandible Claw.
DOUBLE MAIN EVENT 2! THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN!
William Regal vs. Zack Sabre, Jr.
Two of the greatest technical wrestlers ever to grace these sovereign shores face up for the first time ever! See a beautiful blend of Catch as Catch Can and Professional Wrestling, a variable dance of counters, reversals, blocks and dodges, where each man probes the other's defences for 35 minutes, true back and forth letting neither party really getting the upper hand. It came down to Regal finally getting the victory, managing to catch Zack off guard with a Regal Cutter which he expertly transitioned into a Regal Stretch for the submission!
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