Post by EXODUS Office on Jul 15, 2013 17:38:09 GMT -6
The show returns from commercial break as shots of the fans enjoying themselves and awaiting are shown. After a few seconds, the crowd seems to go to a silence before “Superstar Part 2” by Richy Nix begins to play. The audience members stand to their feet and cheer as Blake Jones makes his way out from behind the curtain. Blake seems to be all business as he exits out with his ring gear and his EXODUS Sekigun jacket. He begins to walk down to the ring, keeping his straight face as he does so.
Dick Morosi: Well, Blake Jones said over Twitter that he would make his last two choices for his team here tonight.
Seth Ericson: Speaking of Twitter, have you seen Blake’s girlfriend? That girl is way out of his league!
Dick Morosi: I think he’d thank you for saying that.
Blake high fives the fans with their hands extended out, but does not seem to be in his usual happy mood here tonight. As he reaches the steel steps, he climbs walks up them quickly before entering the ring between the middle and top rope.
Seth Ericson: 10 bucks says he picks Andreas.
Dick Morosi: It would definitely not surprise me. I actually believe Blake made his choice on Andreas before the last show ended.
Seth Ericson: And in all honesty, there is no man better than Andreas to have on your side in War Games.
Blake looks out at the crowd for a few seconds before walking over to David Zinkus, who is standing right outside, and politely requesting the microphone from him. Zinkus obliges and hands Blake his microphone before walking over to the timekeeper and watching the ring as the Philly Young Gun walks slowly to the center of the ring.
Blake Jones: Well, damn. You San Diego peeps are loud as hell here tonight!
This get a nice little pop from the crowd as a smile finally sneaks into Blake’s face. He can’t stay mad at this audience, especially since he was bring the good news.
Blake Jones: I really love this crowd sometimes. So, you guys know why I’m out here. Two weeks ago, I was chosen as the Team Sekigun captain for War Games, which will be going down in two weeks time, where we will be facing AND DEFEATING Team LEGION.
The audience cheers once more as Blake now begins to slowly pace the small center area of the ring, like he is somehow trapped in that small area. He rubs his chin as he brings the microphone to his lips once more.
Blake Jones: Now, I have already picked two men to enter that monstrosity with me in Jonathan Collins, who is the driving force behind Sekigun, and my very good friend, Adrien Cochrane. Now, I’m out here to make my third and 4th pick.
Another cheer from the audience, this one somewhat smaller.
Blake Jones: Well, I’ve kept you waiting for two weeks now. Without further ado, here is my third pick. He is a TEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION. He is a Godfather of Professional Wrestling! He is “The Morning Star”! He is ANDREAS LASIEWICZ!!
The crowd is in a massive cheer of approval at the latest choice made by Blake Jones as “Time” Hans Zimmer (Instrumental Core Remix) begins to blare out. The crowd eagerly look on towards the entranceway, awaiting the arrival of “The Morning Star”. But they are left disappointed as nobody appears. Blake himself looks incredibly frustrated, and slightly embarrassed by the fact that his choice has not showed up. “Time” begins to fade out, and yet there is still no movement from the back. Blake then shakes his head as he stares at the curtain, his face growing slightly red in anger.
After a few seconds, Blake calms down and takes his eyes away from the curtain and looks out at the crowd and shrugs before speaking once more.
Blake Jones: Well, looks like Andreas may have eaten some bad Mexican food seeing as he can’t make it out here right now.
Scattered laughter from the crowd, mainly from male adults. Women don’t find diarrhea jokes funny and kids don’t understand the joke. Blake’s smile finally reappears as the crowd now awaits for the 5th member, hoping they would actually be able to hear from this one.
Blake Jones: And now ladies and gentlemen, the final member of Team Sekigun. I call him “The Secret Weapon of Sekigun”...who I guess will no longer be a secret, so he can just be “The Sekigun Weapon”.
A few more scattered laughs. Blake is all smiles as the most of the crowd is turned and facing the curtain, awaiting the fifth and final member of the group that will hopefully send LEGION packing.
Blake Jones: The fifth and final member of Team Sekigun is one bad mother-
Blake points the mic out to the crowd and those old enough say one thing and one thing only.
Crowd: Shut yo mouth!
Blake lets out a loud chuckle before speaking into the mic once more.
Blake Jones: Man, I really love San Diego sometimes. Anyhoo, this man hails from Atlanta, Georgia; weighs in at 267 pounds and stands at 6’4!
Some of the die hards already know who this is. The cheers have already started up as Blake’s smile can be seen getting wider.
Blake Jones: “The Sekigun Weapon” is....JUSTIN BROOKS!
The roof is now being blown off the place from the crowd’s cheers as “Power” by Kanye West begins to play. From behind the curtain out comes Justin Brooks and the cheers get even more thunderous as the Georgian makes his way down the ramp. He has a slight smirk on his face as the crowd now begins to chant his name.
Dick Morosi: Holy hell, it’s Justin Brooks! The fifth member is Brooks!
Seth Ericson: If I was LEGION, I’d be pissing myself right now.
Brooks makes his way up the steps and into the ring, the same smirk still on his face. Blake hands him the mic as the “Brooks” chant continues.
Justin Brooks: Well, looks like you have missed me, haven’t you?
A huge pop from the San Diego crowd.
Justin Brooks: Good, cause I’m back and I’m here to bust some heads in and why shouldn’t I start that off by helping the EXODUS Sekigun get rid of LEGION?
More cheers. Do these fans voices ever get hoarse?
Justin Brooks: Zero, Lifer, Daisuke, and whoever the hell else is part of LEGION, get ready. Big Bad Brooks is back and he is here to bring some pain. And it all starts at Endgame. At Endgame, we get rid of the cockroaches that are LEGION once and for all, that’s a goddamn promise.
The cheers are as loud as ever as Justin hands the microphone back to Blake.
Blake Jones: I could not agree anymore with Justin. Endgame, we extinguish the small flame LEGION has left. We give the boot to Daisuke and his cronies.
The cheers remain at a constant level as Blake just looks back at JB, shrugs, and chuckles a little.
Blake Jones: Now, many of you are probably worried about the little advantage Daisuke got for his team after “beating” me two weeks ago. Well, don’t worry, folks. Don’t worry because I plan on fixing my own mistake. Now, if I am correct, the match will start off with 2 LEGION members and only one Sekigun member. Well….
Blake rubs his chin and looks out at the crowd as he lowers his mic. After a few seconds, the mic is raised up once more and Blake speaks, the crowd eagerly waiting as to what the young superstar has to say.
Blake Jones: …since I am the reason this happened, I have decided that the first man entering the cage to fight 2 LEGION members is….ME!
The audience is stunned at this last statement and even Brooks seems somewhat surprised, one of his eyebrows rising up in question.
Blake Jones: That’s right. I, Blake Jones, will be the first entrant into the War Games match, because I deserve to be the first one in there and let me tell you right now…I plan on still being in the match when that bell rings to signal that Sekigun victory. So, LEGION, give me your best shot. I guarantee my shot is better. But for now…All Will Be Well.
No Holds Barred Match
Blake Jones vs. GRENDEL
“Superstar Pt. 2” by Richy Nix begins to blare throughout the speakers as Blake drops his mic and exits the ring with JB. The two seem to be exchanging words as they walk up the ramp, the fans cheering and chanting “Sekigun” over and over again. Getting set for his match, he jogs back down to get back into the ring and wait.
Dick Morosi: What a move by Blake Jones! He has made himself the first entrant into the War Games match for the Sekigun team!
Seth Ericson: Can he do that? And if he can, he’s a dumbass. Kid’s going to get killed.
Dick Morosi: We thought the same thing when he went up against Andrew Ashton, but he survived. And at Endgame, I see a Sekigun victory.
While Blake starts to wait, "Deadfall" by Snot starts up, leading up to GRENDEL sneaking out from under the ring and sneaking into it to attack Blake Jones from behind! Referee Katie Hanneman runs down to ring the bell, and this match is on! Seizing the opportunity, Grendel digs into his boot and pulls out a boxcutter. He grips it at the handle and and brushes past the referee and shoots out his weapon, aiming it for Blake's face. Yet, the beloved superstar pulls a fast one by dropping to his side and toe-holding the behemoth, causing him to crash into the corner and impinge the turnbuckle padding with his face. Grendel's head bounces off the second trunbuckle and Jones immediately climbs to his feet, gripping him by his head and coercing him to the ropes. HE takes Grendel by the wrist and whips him across the ring, the two-hundred pounder is launched forward but manages to capture his opponent's hand at the very last second. Jones is propelled forward in a reversal, and bounces off the ropes where he returns to Grendel who greets him with a stiff arm. Blake catches the aforementioned limb and ducks, twisting it arm-bar style until his adversaries body is pivoted toward him, consequently causing the monster's head to be caught in Blake's arm, thus allowing the Philadelphian to leap up and bring him down with a Jumping DDT.
Dick Morosi: Blake Jones is on fire early. He's taking it to the big man Seth.
Seth Ericson: Once that sneak attack blew up in his face, Grendel found himself reeling, and he has yet to recover.
The monster's head connects with a thud on the canvas, Jones instantly pulling himself up a sliding under the ring. He drags out a trash can filled with an assortment of weapons and tosses it into the ring before re-entering himself. A quickly opens the lid and grabs a cookie sheet, lowering it onto Grendel's ribs before running adjacent to the ropes, leaps on them then springboards in reverse, performing a full backflip before landing across his foe's sternum, the crinkling of aluminum accentuates the collision, as Jones bounces onto his knees while Grendel convulses in agony. Grendel rolls onto his front, and picks himself up off the canvas, Blake staying in control with a few shots to the cranium that rings his bells. He quickly grips Grendel by the torso and shoves him into the corner, only for Grendel to turn the tables, as he aggressively grabs Jones by teh shoulders and steps out of the corner, only to toss him into it and connect with a STIFF chop. He follws up with a stiff elbow, and then a forearm, before grabbing Blake's neck and attempting to gauge his eyes. Blake gets a hold of his wrist, and quickly drives a knee into his foe's abdomen, forcing him to retreat, before tossing him into the corner and once again switching positions. Blake quickly charges forward and connects with a High Knee, smacking his patella against the side of Grendel's cranium, the clashing of knee and skull audible to the first few rows of fans.
Seth Ericson: That's sure to leave a mark!
Jones lowers his leg and leans it on the second rope as well, standing over the dizzied Grendel, gripping him by the head. The Philadelphian raises a hand in the air to rile up the crowd who cheers on cue. The posturing pays dividends for Grendel who brings up his arms and catches them around Jones's, where legs meet the body, and pushes forward until he has him fully in his clutches. Grendel runs blindly to what he perceives as diagonal, and moves across the ring, quickly falling forward and thrusting Jones into the canvas with a Spinebuster. He now lays slumped in the corner with head leaning against the bottom pad, allowing Grendel to grab a steel chair from out of the trashcan and lean it against him, obscuring his face and vision. The madman runs a hand through his sweaty dome, before leaping down and driving a knee into the chair, smashing it into Blake's face. The chair playfully slides out of the ring through the ropes and settles on the edge of the apron, revealing a slight crimson mask beginning to manifest on Blake's mug. He pulls Jones into the center of the ring, and notices the bloodshed, prompting him to rummage through the trash can until he finds a pair of tweezers. He quickly rolls Jones over onto his stomach, Blake immediately retaliates by scrambling to his knees, yet Grendel catches him from behind, a large hand grabbing him by the throat, the other gripping the pointy shears - if they were.
Dick Morosi: He's trying to his personal rendition of Edward Scissorhands.
Seth Ericson: The stabby things are always a good way to tear someone a new one.
Grendel lowers the point of the tweezers to Blake's forward, the cold steel, quickly pierces Blake's flesh, the sharp end of the instrument being driven down across the Pennsylvanian's brow in a sharp angle, back up and digging a set of curves and raising them to show off his work. He turns Blake's face to the camera, revealing a series of curves in the young upstarts forehead, and the blood that cascades from the new gashes. Grendel cackles, before preparing to stab again, however Jones is lowered and gets a grip of a nearby staple gun that fell out of the can. He turns it in his hand so that it faces backward, and waits for the right opportunity. As Grendel raises him, he's able to fire the gun and send two clicks of metal into the behemoth's face, catching him by surprise and causing him to drop back to the canvas and release the tweezers. Jones shakes his head, furrowing his brow from the sting of the laceration, crimson cascading down his visage from a ruptured vein severed by the tweezers. He turns around the gun once more into a weilding position, brandishing it as he mounts a crawling Grendel. He powerdrives a forearm into his face in a crossface hold, making sure his nemesis won't be able to escape, before lowering the gun and pulling the trigger.
CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!
Three more staples find a home in Grendel's skull, the agitation a foreshadowing as crimson begins to stream down his face, both competitors now sporting bloodied facial features. Jones un-mounts his foe as tosses the staple gun as Grendel scrambles to his feet in pain. Both men grab one of the nearby weapons, Grendel the cookie sheet, Jones the trashcan lid, before staring at one another, waiting for the other to strike first.
Jones charges forward with a fiendish battle cry while Grendel cocks back the cooking instrument, and the two forces collide in the center of the ring with the Philadelphian in full charge.
WHAP! WHAP!
Grendel sneaks in a second shot as Jones stumbles from recoil, resulting in a jelly legged wobble unaided of support. Somewhat unfazed, he retaliates with a lid shot to the cranium, and then a second and a third, sending Grendel into the ropes. The fans go crazy, the RIMAC almost a bedlamn of cheers as the two superstars test might in a barbaric display not seen since the Gladiator days in the Roman Coliseum. Grendel careens off the ropes, and Jons widens his stance, holding up the garbage ornament, eliciting applause from the spectators. Continuing their bull vs matador exhibition, Grendel now is the one to charge, making his across the ring...
SMASH!
... have the lid bend across his cranium, this jerking his entire upper body in wake of the thunderous strike. The behemoth buckles at a knee from the trauma that a lesser man might have succumbed to, as Jones lobs the lid to the floor and pridefully plays to the crowd.
Seth Ericson: Brain cells... can I get common sense, you right there? Let's start the bidding at two fifty! Who's going to be reduced to a vegetable tonight? Do I hear psyche ward?
Dick Morosi: Make sure you keep some for yourself Seth, God knows you could never have too many.
Blake looks absolutely frustrated and irate as he looks down at GRENDEL, quickly shouting "ALL! WILL! BE! WELL!" in the face of the masked man before leaping to the rope and dropping him down quick with a Jones Equation! He hooks the leg and this is over!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
"Superstar Pt. 2" starts up again and this match is over!
David Zinkus: Here is your winner....BLAKE JONES!
Dick Morosi: Blake came out tonight with a lot to prove and I think he did. He might think he's the Last Option, but now it's for a completely different reason. When no one else can put down someone, it goes to Blake Jones to get the job done!
Seth Ericson: Here's hoping he can do that for EXODUS at Endgame.
Dick Morosi: We'll find out then, but for now, let's go backstage. Tom Matheny is standing by with Zero McHannon!
WINNER: Blake Jones
Dick Morosi: Well, Blake Jones said over Twitter that he would make his last two choices for his team here tonight.
Seth Ericson: Speaking of Twitter, have you seen Blake’s girlfriend? That girl is way out of his league!
Dick Morosi: I think he’d thank you for saying that.
Blake high fives the fans with their hands extended out, but does not seem to be in his usual happy mood here tonight. As he reaches the steel steps, he climbs walks up them quickly before entering the ring between the middle and top rope.
Seth Ericson: 10 bucks says he picks Andreas.
Dick Morosi: It would definitely not surprise me. I actually believe Blake made his choice on Andreas before the last show ended.
Seth Ericson: And in all honesty, there is no man better than Andreas to have on your side in War Games.
Blake looks out at the crowd for a few seconds before walking over to David Zinkus, who is standing right outside, and politely requesting the microphone from him. Zinkus obliges and hands Blake his microphone before walking over to the timekeeper and watching the ring as the Philly Young Gun walks slowly to the center of the ring.
Blake Jones: Well, damn. You San Diego peeps are loud as hell here tonight!
This get a nice little pop from the crowd as a smile finally sneaks into Blake’s face. He can’t stay mad at this audience, especially since he was bring the good news.
Blake Jones: I really love this crowd sometimes. So, you guys know why I’m out here. Two weeks ago, I was chosen as the Team Sekigun captain for War Games, which will be going down in two weeks time, where we will be facing AND DEFEATING Team LEGION.
The audience cheers once more as Blake now begins to slowly pace the small center area of the ring, like he is somehow trapped in that small area. He rubs his chin as he brings the microphone to his lips once more.
Blake Jones: Now, I have already picked two men to enter that monstrosity with me in Jonathan Collins, who is the driving force behind Sekigun, and my very good friend, Adrien Cochrane. Now, I’m out here to make my third and 4th pick.
Another cheer from the audience, this one somewhat smaller.
Blake Jones: Well, I’ve kept you waiting for two weeks now. Without further ado, here is my third pick. He is a TEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION. He is a Godfather of Professional Wrestling! He is “The Morning Star”! He is ANDREAS LASIEWICZ!!
The crowd is in a massive cheer of approval at the latest choice made by Blake Jones as “Time” Hans Zimmer (Instrumental Core Remix) begins to blare out. The crowd eagerly look on towards the entranceway, awaiting the arrival of “The Morning Star”. But they are left disappointed as nobody appears. Blake himself looks incredibly frustrated, and slightly embarrassed by the fact that his choice has not showed up. “Time” begins to fade out, and yet there is still no movement from the back. Blake then shakes his head as he stares at the curtain, his face growing slightly red in anger.
After a few seconds, Blake calms down and takes his eyes away from the curtain and looks out at the crowd and shrugs before speaking once more.
Blake Jones: Well, looks like Andreas may have eaten some bad Mexican food seeing as he can’t make it out here right now.
Scattered laughter from the crowd, mainly from male adults. Women don’t find diarrhea jokes funny and kids don’t understand the joke. Blake’s smile finally reappears as the crowd now awaits for the 5th member, hoping they would actually be able to hear from this one.
Blake Jones: And now ladies and gentlemen, the final member of Team Sekigun. I call him “The Secret Weapon of Sekigun”...who I guess will no longer be a secret, so he can just be “The Sekigun Weapon”.
A few more scattered laughs. Blake is all smiles as the most of the crowd is turned and facing the curtain, awaiting the fifth and final member of the group that will hopefully send LEGION packing.
Blake Jones: The fifth and final member of Team Sekigun is one bad mother-
Blake points the mic out to the crowd and those old enough say one thing and one thing only.
Crowd: Shut yo mouth!
Blake lets out a loud chuckle before speaking into the mic once more.
Blake Jones: Man, I really love San Diego sometimes. Anyhoo, this man hails from Atlanta, Georgia; weighs in at 267 pounds and stands at 6’4!
Some of the die hards already know who this is. The cheers have already started up as Blake’s smile can be seen getting wider.
Blake Jones: “The Sekigun Weapon” is....JUSTIN BROOKS!
The roof is now being blown off the place from the crowd’s cheers as “Power” by Kanye West begins to play. From behind the curtain out comes Justin Brooks and the cheers get even more thunderous as the Georgian makes his way down the ramp. He has a slight smirk on his face as the crowd now begins to chant his name.
Dick Morosi: Holy hell, it’s Justin Brooks! The fifth member is Brooks!
Seth Ericson: If I was LEGION, I’d be pissing myself right now.
Brooks makes his way up the steps and into the ring, the same smirk still on his face. Blake hands him the mic as the “Brooks” chant continues.
Justin Brooks: Well, looks like you have missed me, haven’t you?
A huge pop from the San Diego crowd.
Justin Brooks: Good, cause I’m back and I’m here to bust some heads in and why shouldn’t I start that off by helping the EXODUS Sekigun get rid of LEGION?
More cheers. Do these fans voices ever get hoarse?
Justin Brooks: Zero, Lifer, Daisuke, and whoever the hell else is part of LEGION, get ready. Big Bad Brooks is back and he is here to bring some pain. And it all starts at Endgame. At Endgame, we get rid of the cockroaches that are LEGION once and for all, that’s a goddamn promise.
The cheers are as loud as ever as Justin hands the microphone back to Blake.
Blake Jones: I could not agree anymore with Justin. Endgame, we extinguish the small flame LEGION has left. We give the boot to Daisuke and his cronies.
The cheers remain at a constant level as Blake just looks back at JB, shrugs, and chuckles a little.
Blake Jones: Now, many of you are probably worried about the little advantage Daisuke got for his team after “beating” me two weeks ago. Well, don’t worry, folks. Don’t worry because I plan on fixing my own mistake. Now, if I am correct, the match will start off with 2 LEGION members and only one Sekigun member. Well….
Blake rubs his chin and looks out at the crowd as he lowers his mic. After a few seconds, the mic is raised up once more and Blake speaks, the crowd eagerly waiting as to what the young superstar has to say.
Blake Jones: …since I am the reason this happened, I have decided that the first man entering the cage to fight 2 LEGION members is….ME!
The audience is stunned at this last statement and even Brooks seems somewhat surprised, one of his eyebrows rising up in question.
Blake Jones: That’s right. I, Blake Jones, will be the first entrant into the War Games match, because I deserve to be the first one in there and let me tell you right now…I plan on still being in the match when that bell rings to signal that Sekigun victory. So, LEGION, give me your best shot. I guarantee my shot is better. But for now…All Will Be Well.
No Holds Barred Match
Blake Jones vs. GRENDEL
“Superstar Pt. 2” by Richy Nix begins to blare throughout the speakers as Blake drops his mic and exits the ring with JB. The two seem to be exchanging words as they walk up the ramp, the fans cheering and chanting “Sekigun” over and over again. Getting set for his match, he jogs back down to get back into the ring and wait.
Dick Morosi: What a move by Blake Jones! He has made himself the first entrant into the War Games match for the Sekigun team!
Seth Ericson: Can he do that? And if he can, he’s a dumbass. Kid’s going to get killed.
Dick Morosi: We thought the same thing when he went up against Andrew Ashton, but he survived. And at Endgame, I see a Sekigun victory.
While Blake starts to wait, "Deadfall" by Snot starts up, leading up to GRENDEL sneaking out from under the ring and sneaking into it to attack Blake Jones from behind! Referee Katie Hanneman runs down to ring the bell, and this match is on! Seizing the opportunity, Grendel digs into his boot and pulls out a boxcutter. He grips it at the handle and and brushes past the referee and shoots out his weapon, aiming it for Blake's face. Yet, the beloved superstar pulls a fast one by dropping to his side and toe-holding the behemoth, causing him to crash into the corner and impinge the turnbuckle padding with his face. Grendel's head bounces off the second trunbuckle and Jones immediately climbs to his feet, gripping him by his head and coercing him to the ropes. HE takes Grendel by the wrist and whips him across the ring, the two-hundred pounder is launched forward but manages to capture his opponent's hand at the very last second. Jones is propelled forward in a reversal, and bounces off the ropes where he returns to Grendel who greets him with a stiff arm. Blake catches the aforementioned limb and ducks, twisting it arm-bar style until his adversaries body is pivoted toward him, consequently causing the monster's head to be caught in Blake's arm, thus allowing the Philadelphian to leap up and bring him down with a Jumping DDT.
Dick Morosi: Blake Jones is on fire early. He's taking it to the big man Seth.
Seth Ericson: Once that sneak attack blew up in his face, Grendel found himself reeling, and he has yet to recover.
The monster's head connects with a thud on the canvas, Jones instantly pulling himself up a sliding under the ring. He drags out a trash can filled with an assortment of weapons and tosses it into the ring before re-entering himself. A quickly opens the lid and grabs a cookie sheet, lowering it onto Grendel's ribs before running adjacent to the ropes, leaps on them then springboards in reverse, performing a full backflip before landing across his foe's sternum, the crinkling of aluminum accentuates the collision, as Jones bounces onto his knees while Grendel convulses in agony. Grendel rolls onto his front, and picks himself up off the canvas, Blake staying in control with a few shots to the cranium that rings his bells. He quickly grips Grendel by the torso and shoves him into the corner, only for Grendel to turn the tables, as he aggressively grabs Jones by teh shoulders and steps out of the corner, only to toss him into it and connect with a STIFF chop. He follws up with a stiff elbow, and then a forearm, before grabbing Blake's neck and attempting to gauge his eyes. Blake gets a hold of his wrist, and quickly drives a knee into his foe's abdomen, forcing him to retreat, before tossing him into the corner and once again switching positions. Blake quickly charges forward and connects with a High Knee, smacking his patella against the side of Grendel's cranium, the clashing of knee and skull audible to the first few rows of fans.
Seth Ericson: That's sure to leave a mark!
Jones lowers his leg and leans it on the second rope as well, standing over the dizzied Grendel, gripping him by the head. The Philadelphian raises a hand in the air to rile up the crowd who cheers on cue. The posturing pays dividends for Grendel who brings up his arms and catches them around Jones's, where legs meet the body, and pushes forward until he has him fully in his clutches. Grendel runs blindly to what he perceives as diagonal, and moves across the ring, quickly falling forward and thrusting Jones into the canvas with a Spinebuster. He now lays slumped in the corner with head leaning against the bottom pad, allowing Grendel to grab a steel chair from out of the trashcan and lean it against him, obscuring his face and vision. The madman runs a hand through his sweaty dome, before leaping down and driving a knee into the chair, smashing it into Blake's face. The chair playfully slides out of the ring through the ropes and settles on the edge of the apron, revealing a slight crimson mask beginning to manifest on Blake's mug. He pulls Jones into the center of the ring, and notices the bloodshed, prompting him to rummage through the trash can until he finds a pair of tweezers. He quickly rolls Jones over onto his stomach, Blake immediately retaliates by scrambling to his knees, yet Grendel catches him from behind, a large hand grabbing him by the throat, the other gripping the pointy shears - if they were.
Dick Morosi: He's trying to his personal rendition of Edward Scissorhands.
Seth Ericson: The stabby things are always a good way to tear someone a new one.
Grendel lowers the point of the tweezers to Blake's forward, the cold steel, quickly pierces Blake's flesh, the sharp end of the instrument being driven down across the Pennsylvanian's brow in a sharp angle, back up and digging a set of curves and raising them to show off his work. He turns Blake's face to the camera, revealing a series of curves in the young upstarts forehead, and the blood that cascades from the new gashes. Grendel cackles, before preparing to stab again, however Jones is lowered and gets a grip of a nearby staple gun that fell out of the can. He turns it in his hand so that it faces backward, and waits for the right opportunity. As Grendel raises him, he's able to fire the gun and send two clicks of metal into the behemoth's face, catching him by surprise and causing him to drop back to the canvas and release the tweezers. Jones shakes his head, furrowing his brow from the sting of the laceration, crimson cascading down his visage from a ruptured vein severed by the tweezers. He turns around the gun once more into a weilding position, brandishing it as he mounts a crawling Grendel. He powerdrives a forearm into his face in a crossface hold, making sure his nemesis won't be able to escape, before lowering the gun and pulling the trigger.
CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!
Three more staples find a home in Grendel's skull, the agitation a foreshadowing as crimson begins to stream down his face, both competitors now sporting bloodied facial features. Jones un-mounts his foe as tosses the staple gun as Grendel scrambles to his feet in pain. Both men grab one of the nearby weapons, Grendel the cookie sheet, Jones the trashcan lid, before staring at one another, waiting for the other to strike first.
Jones charges forward with a fiendish battle cry while Grendel cocks back the cooking instrument, and the two forces collide in the center of the ring with the Philadelphian in full charge.
WHAP! WHAP!
Grendel sneaks in a second shot as Jones stumbles from recoil, resulting in a jelly legged wobble unaided of support. Somewhat unfazed, he retaliates with a lid shot to the cranium, and then a second and a third, sending Grendel into the ropes. The fans go crazy, the RIMAC almost a bedlamn of cheers as the two superstars test might in a barbaric display not seen since the Gladiator days in the Roman Coliseum. Grendel careens off the ropes, and Jons widens his stance, holding up the garbage ornament, eliciting applause from the spectators. Continuing their bull vs matador exhibition, Grendel now is the one to charge, making his across the ring...
SMASH!
... have the lid bend across his cranium, this jerking his entire upper body in wake of the thunderous strike. The behemoth buckles at a knee from the trauma that a lesser man might have succumbed to, as Jones lobs the lid to the floor and pridefully plays to the crowd.
Seth Ericson: Brain cells... can I get common sense, you right there? Let's start the bidding at two fifty! Who's going to be reduced to a vegetable tonight? Do I hear psyche ward?
Dick Morosi: Make sure you keep some for yourself Seth, God knows you could never have too many.
Blake looks absolutely frustrated and irate as he looks down at GRENDEL, quickly shouting "ALL! WILL! BE! WELL!" in the face of the masked man before leaping to the rope and dropping him down quick with a Jones Equation! He hooks the leg and this is over!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
"Superstar Pt. 2" starts up again and this match is over!
David Zinkus: Here is your winner....BLAKE JONES!
Dick Morosi: Blake came out tonight with a lot to prove and I think he did. He might think he's the Last Option, but now it's for a completely different reason. When no one else can put down someone, it goes to Blake Jones to get the job done!
Seth Ericson: Here's hoping he can do that for EXODUS at Endgame.
Dick Morosi: We'll find out then, but for now, let's go backstage. Tom Matheny is standing by with Zero McHannon!
WINNER: Blake Jones