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Post by LAZERADE! on Jul 11, 2013 16:38:38 GMT -6
Here we go then, the reason we're here. Let's get these cards up. You have until Midnight Monday (GMT). That's like 96 hours (because I'm away for work this weekend). I'll add the vote then, or Nick will do it in my absence if all the cards get posted before that.
Let's see those cards!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2013 22:40:29 GMT -6
ALL TIME WRESTLING PRESENTS: THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME Main Event: Best. In. The. World."AMERICAN DRAGON" BRYAN DANIELSON vs. "RAINMAKER" KAZUCHIKA OKADA vs. EL HIJO DEL SANTO "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson. "Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada. And the greatest modern luchador, El Hijo del Santo. Each man is considered one of the greatest wrestlers of their style, whether past or present. Which style reigns supreme? All Time Wrestling finds out, putting all three in the ring together! Tag Team Battle!THE BRITISH INVASION (DOUGLAS WILLIAMS & BRUTUS MAGNUS) vs. STAN "THE LARIAT" HANSEN AND RIKI CHOSHU One of England's best wrestling exports teams up with his former partner (and possibly one of the best young British wrestlers in the world!) as The British Invasion, Douglas Williams and Brutus Magnus, reunite! They'll face a stiff challenge, however, in the form of two of the most brutal arms in wrestling history! Whether the Western Lariat or the Riki Lariat, Stan Hansen and Riki Choshu have made a living off of making people fear their arms! Will the technical prowess of the Brits reign supreme, or will the sheer power of a Japanese legend and one of the greatest Gaijin be supreme? Buckets of Blood!GYPSY JOE vs. TIGER JEET SINGH vs. RICKY BANDERAS Three men with experience in shedding blood (their own and their opponents!) will meet in the squared circle! Puerto Rico's Gypsy Joe is a violent man whose fighting spirit has taken him to all corners of the world! India's Tiger Jeet Singh made his name carving through opponents with his sword in Japan! Puerto Rico's heritage of hardcore wrestling continues with Ricky "Judas Mesias" Banderas, who has taken his skills to Mexico and the United States! Triple Threat Or: America(nada) vs. Japan vs. Mexico Round 2!CHRIS JERICHO vs. SHINJIRO OTANI vs. SHOCKER One of the top Junior Heavyweight wrestlers of the 90s, Shinjiro Otani is known for giving zero fucks. His hard hitting style is reminiscent of the "strong style," with the speed of the Junior Heavies. That brought him not only the IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Title, but the WCW Cruiserweight Title and the illustrious J-Crown! Mexico's Shocker has had a 20+ year career that has netted him multiple titles from CMLL, including the La Copa Junior, a tournament generally involving second and third generation luchadors! And Can-er...AMERICA's Chris Jericho (due to his father's hockey career) needs no introduction. He's worked in all corners of Earth; whether Europe, Japan, Mexico, America, Canada, or even Africa, Jericho has been one of the premier wrestlers in the world! Battle of Strength!DAISUKE SEKIMOTO vs. JIM "THE ANVIL" NEIDHART Daisuke Sekimoto of Japan is one of the strongest wrestlers to come from the country; at 5'9" and 240 lbs, his frame can be roughly described as "mailbox-esque!" His strength is best seen through his finisher; a German Suplex that he'll sometimes deadlift his opponent with! That may not be as easy as it has been in the past, though, as his opponent is not the world's smallest man! Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart (given the nickname for setting a record in the Stampede Games Anvil Toss) checks in at 6'2", 281 lbs. A pro football player turned wrestler, Neidhart made his name as a tag team specialist throughout the 80s and early 90s. Who will pull their weight in this battle of strongmen? Opening Match!BULLY RAY vs. SONNY SIAKI Kicking it off is Bully Ray, a man known for his crowd interactions, and Sonny Siaki, possibly Samoa's most underrated son! This should be a barnburner!
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Post by LAZERADE! on Jul 12, 2013 2:34:37 GMT -6
K-KINGDOM PRESENTS: MASKED-MANIA!
All masked wrestlers, all the time! The worlds finest masked superstars compete for your enjoyment!
OPENING BOUT
QUICKSILVER vs. X Special Referee: Jacques Rougeau
X. Masked man of mystery, and dominant force in X-Division world wide, where his raw power dominates. Quicksilver. Underrated underdog, who's speed and agility is so rarely produced in the States. Can agility defeat strength? And what impact will the notable unmasked Jacques Rougeau have on this match? He insisted on refereeing this one, what connection could he possibly have to either of these superstars? Tune in, and find out.
¿MEXICAN ACTION?
EL GENERICO vs. EL LIGERO
Two... ahem... Mexican wrestlers are hear to put on a feast of South American extremism! The Pride Of Tijuana takes on The Mexican Sensation! Both of these men have long and extensive careers fighting in the Northern Hemisphere, El Generico in Northern American, El Ligero in Western Europe. When these two awesome forces collide, can our ring withstand the explosion! Will we be hearing Brainbustaaaaahhhhh!!!!! or El Booto?
TAG TEAM ACTION
LOS AVIADORES (EPICO & HUNICO) vs. THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS (PLAYER DOS & PLAYER UNO)
Tag team action abounds as multiple time tag champions the Super Smash Brothers take on former tag champs Los Aviadores. The high flying South Americans have an edge in the air, perhaps, but the Mushroom Kingdom's finest are perhaps more balanced in the ring, as well as having the more extensive career. Will Los Aviadores hunger and exuberance be able to counter the Smash Brothers' experience?
SPEED & AGILITY
REY MISTERIO, JR. vs. ÚLTIMO DRAGÓN
Último is one of the finest Juniors the world has ever seen. Rey has dazzled the western world with his high flying antics. One on one, the sky's the limit. Be prepared to do your neck stretches for this one, the back and forth is going to be frantic.
BLACK TIGER FACE-OFF
BLACK TIGER vs. BLACK TIGER III vs. BLACK TIGER IV vs. BLACK TIGER VII
In the world of masked wrestling, the Black Tiger is a lesson. Long providing a counter-point to the Tiger Masks, tonight they face-off to see which Black Tiger will reign supreme? Will it be the slightly more European-styled original? The lucha influenced III? The puro-inspired VII? Or the hard hitting shoot fighting IV? Who cares? Let's see some of the greatest heels to grace Japan take it to one another in this match up for the ages.
MAIN EVENT: MASKS AND BEARDS
CM PUNK vs. DELIRIOUS
That's right. Punk is pulling the mask out of the closet for this one, as he faces Delirious to see who has the most impressive mask/beard combination in the business. CM Punk's career has skyrocketed over the last few years, and his straight talking hard hitting style has made him a star. But can either that give him any advantage over the veteran, bizarre Delirious? Punk, when asked, insisted he's the greatest. Delirious, however, said something about a pineapple, a ghost, and dubious assertions regarding a Banana Phone.
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Post by BLAKE JONES on Jul 12, 2013 18:54:31 GMT -6
PDWF: Episode 2
Match 1: Singles Match (Loser Shaves His Head) Negro Casas vs Carlito Both of these men, especially Carlito, are known for their crazy hairdos. Negro Casas with his long flocks of hair takes on Carlito, who is basically the Puerto Rican version of Sideshow Bob. Now, both men out their hair on the line in a standard one fall singles match.
Match 2: Triple Threat Match Alex Shelley vs Davey Richards vs Eddie Edwards All three of these men are known for their time in the independent scene and for their time as tag team wrestlers. Shelley, a MCMG member and former multi-time tag team champion, takes on Davey Richards, an American Wolf, and Eddie Edwards, an American Wolf. Due to popular demand (Nick), Davey Richards will be forced to put on a blindfold in the match.
Spiros Arion Attempts The Spiro Challenge! That's right, folks! Spiros Arion, named the same as a certain Spiro who trolls these boards, will attempt the Spiro Challenge? What's the Spiro Challenge? Well, that is very simple. Spiros will attempt to say and do dumb things and see if he can get volunteering fans to say #DammitSpiro. If he can't do it, he'll be forced to give up his nickname to Spiro.
Match 3: Hardcore Match Edge vs Randy Orton Remember when Orton and Edge were an actual tag team? Well, now they hate each other's guts and no, they have no reason why. Orton, known for going off and punting people in the head, takes on Edge, who once went off so badly he beat up a computer. So, what's even smarter than putting these two in a match together? Throwing in some hardcore rules. Stay tuned, folks. This is going to get very ugly.
Match 4: Giant vs Giant Andre the Giant vs Yokozuna Sweet God. You'll all get your piss break after this match ends when the ring collapses and we have to go get a new one. You're welcome.
Match 5: Submission Match Lance Storm vs William Regal It is a good old submission match that will take place between Lance Storm and William Regal. Storm and Regal are both looked at as possibly the most underrated wrestlers to work for the WWE. Storm and Regal are known for making people feel like hell after one of their submissions, but now they'll try it on each other. Strap in, peeps.
Match 6: Battle of the Blondes Dolph Ziggler vs Ric Flair Well, you knew this had to happen sooner or later. Dolph Ziggler, who brags about everything he's good at, takes on Ric Flair, who doesn't even need to brag, but will do it for fun anyway. So, why not put the two egotistical bastards in one match? A standard singles match. The Showoff will take it to The Nature Boy, but will it be enough? I mean, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Match 7: Triple Threat Cage Match (No Escape) Roddy Piper vs Owen Hart vs Ultimate Warrior This match was originally supposed to be just Pier taking on Hart, but the Ultimate Warrior doesn't miss a party like this. All three men are well accomplished and have done well for themselves, but they must fight inside a cage, where there can be only one...though the other two will still live. Roddy Piper could definitely use his anger to help him cause some damage inside the cage. Owen Hart doesn't care about his surroundings, seeing as he can make a normal man squeal like a little pig. And Ultimate Warrior...well that motherfucker is crazy, so putting him in a cage seemed like a good idea. This may be a bad idea...
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Post by Daisuke Iwakuma on Jul 12, 2013 20:04:08 GMT -6
MAIN EVENT: Jr. Heavyweight Showcase! Masaaki Mochizuki vs. Prince Devitt
High Flying Heavyweights Collide! Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Marco Corleone
Strong Style Showdown! Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Kassius Ohno
A Brawl for the Ages! Toru Yano vs. Kevin Steen
Hammers vs. Guns vs. Swords! Wade Barrett vs. Karl Anderson vs. Hirooki Goto
Speed & Gravity Style Battle! Jack Evans vs. The Amazing Red vs. Masato Yoshino vs. Volador Jr.
International Opener! Emil Sitoci vs. Sami Callihan
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Post by Ryuji Kamigawa on Jul 12, 2013 21:06:33 GMT -6
World's Greatest Wrestling (WGW) presents... WGW 1: GODS OF THE WRESTLING ARTS
THE MAIN EVENT A CATACLYSMIC CLASH OF ERAS! "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
The match that even Vincent Kennedy McMahon couldn't bring to you. Hulk Hogan brought professional wrestling back into mainstream consciousness in the 1980s, making a whole generation say their prayers and take their vitamins. In the late 1990s, society needed a new champion, and found it in the beer swilling, finger flipping, authority hating redneck known as Steve Austin. Both men brought the WWF to its greatest heights, but only one man will go down in history as the greatest American professional wrestling star ever. FOUR NATION TAG TEAM SUMMIT PRO WRESTLING INCARNATE! Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit vs. Antonio Cesaro & Nigel McGuinness
Four nations: America, Canada, Switzerland, and England. Each has one of the finest pro wrestlers it has ever produced representing it. These four men can do it all the ring: brawl, take to the air when necessary, work a body part, you name it, they've got it. Will the North American, battle tested Angle/Benoit duo prevail, or will the Very European duo of Cesaro and McGuinness teach the New World an old school wrestling lesson? MEMPHIS PRO WRESTLING REUNION CHOKE ON THAT! OOOHH YEAAAH! "The Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. "The King of the Mountain" Jeff Jarrett
Both second generation stars. Both promoters' sons. Both World Champions, and Hell, both men are kings, of Macho and the Mountain respectively. Who will come out on top in this collision of two of the greatest to emerge from the hallowed rings of one of wrestling's most honored territories?
MEXICO VS. JAPAN THE SPIRIT OF LUCHARESU ARISES! Milano Collection AT vs. Mistico
Mistico is, to put it mildy, a legend of Mexican wrestling, one of the greatest draws in the history of the sport as CMLL's technico ace. There is, however, one fabulously dressed man who might be able to match him, both in flash and ringwork. Milano Collection AT was trained by Ultimo Dragon and Jorge "Skayde" Rivera and his style shows it, a blend of the lucha style and more traditional Japanese junior heavyweight wrestling. It's the mask vs. Mikuru (Milano's invisible dog), crazy ranas from any and all angles versus the Emporio Armani Shoe, and, of course, La Mistica versus the AT Lock. This will be a junior clash for the ages. POWERBOMB MATCH MEGATON COLLISION BETWEEN POWERBOMB MASTERS! Big Van Vader vs. Sid Vicious
They briefly teamed in 1993 WCW, and you'd be hard pressed to find a more intimidating tag team than the Mastodon and the Master and Ruler of the World. But tonight, those two monsters will turn their aggression against one another. Furthermore, to settle the question of which man is the Master of the Powerbomb, the match can ONLY end with one man powerbombing the other. While this seems to put the larger Vader at an advantage, one can only imagine the plots cooking inside Vicious' crazed head, only one of which may be simply using his crazy Arkansas strength. Get ready for a fight, folks.
INOKI ISM LIVES! MUSKETEER AND MUAY THAI PLAYER MUST PASS THE 3WAY TEST! Shin'ya Hashimoto vs. Faisal Zakaria vs. Test
In a tribute to the booking "acumen" of the great Antonio Inoki, we get this contest, blending the Inoki Genome Project's penchant for three-way matches with incredibly strange pairings (RVD vs. Necro Butcher vs. Kendo Ka Shin, anyone?) with Inoki's equally strong penchant for having mixed martial arts talent compete in the pro wrestling ring. This means Faisal Zakaria, Sudanese Muay Thai champion, makes his wrestling debut against Japanese legend Shin'ya Hashimoto and former WWE talent Test. Can Hashimoto defend pro wrestling's honor? Will Zakaria prove himself capable of carrying out Inoki's mad vision? How many people will Test boot in the face, eh? Only one way to find out!
ANYWHERE MATCH! DARK HADOU VERSUS BLACK CHARISMA Kenny Omega vs. Masahiro Chono
On the surface, the Canadian Omega and the American-born Chono seem to have little in common -- save for buckets and buckets full of charisma. Both men will bring that charisma and love of their craft here to the evening's opening contest. While Masahiro Chono's heavyweight status might make him favored in the rings of New Japan Pro Wrestling, he must face Kenny Omega in the Destiny Flower's signature contest -- the dreaded Anywhere Match! Can the boss of nWo Japan and Team 2000 get it done outside the arena as well as he can inside the arena? Omega's out of the ring prowess will test even the legendary Chono's ability to think on his feet.
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Post by THE MANLIEST MAN ON THE PLANET on Jul 12, 2013 21:24:48 GMT -6
5* MAIN EVENT "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels Vs Eddie Guerrero
The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be Vs. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived Bret "The Hitman" Hart Vs Austin Aries
Hard Hitting Contest Dynamite Kid Vs Bruno Sammartino
BATTLE OF THE #MASSIVEFACES Samoa Joe Vs Takeshi Morishima
International Ultimate X Invitational – Winner Recieves A World Title Shot That They Will Never Take Because They Will Get Drafted By Another Company As Soon As They Win… Juventud Guerrera Vs Jody Fleisch Vs Kofi Kingston Vs Petey Williams Vs Lince Dorado Vs Curry Man Vs. Eric Young
Ayako Hamada Vs Mickie James
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Post by The Karma Keeper on Jul 13, 2013 2:24:20 GMT -6
INSANE WRESTLING FEDERATION PRESENTS: MONDAY NIGHT REBELLION!! Episode 1
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THE OPENING MATCH
"The Good Of Humanity" Hardcore Match
Vito vs. The Goodfather
In an effort to keep our show safe for cable television, The Goodfather has single-handedly taken offense to the toughest man to ever wear a dress, Vito. Vito on the other hand believes he has a right to dress however he wants, a stance that angered The Goodfather even further. In this hardcore match, anything's legal when it comes to the first match of the night and if The Goodfather wins, Vito must get rid of his crossdressing ways for the "good of humanity." Can Vito pull it off for his convictions or is he destined to fail? Find out at the start of IWF Monday Night Rebellion!
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Battle of the Sharpshooters Submission Match
Tyson Kidd vs. Blue Demon, Jr.
The son of the blue legend versus the final graduate of the Hart Dungeon! The Dungeon Lock versus El Pulpo! And something tells us that this match is going to come down to the sharpshooter versus the sharpshooter! Tyson Kidd learned directly from his mentor, the legendary Bret Hart, but has since been left away from the spotlight despite his great ability. However, tonight, he fights Blue Demon, Jr, a man who's style matches his own in this career defining match that could skyrocket Kidd exactly where he wants to be in the IWF! It's sure to be a good one, where only submissions will be accepted to end the match. The opponent must tap out and that's no easy feat for both of these tough competitors. This will surely be a match that'll leave you on the edge of your seat the whole time.
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IWF Tag Team Championship! Triple Threat Tornado Tag Team TLC Match
Beer Money, inc. (Bobby Roode and James Storm) vs. Kane & Vladamir Koslov vs. Giant Bernard and Tomko
So many different combustible elements in this match! Despite the long winded match name, the rules are simple. Everyone on each team is allowed to be apart of the match at the same time. Tables, ladders and chairs (oh my!) are all legal in such a match - not only legal, but blatantly encouraged! To win, you climb the ladder in the middle of the ring to retrieve the tag team titles for you and your teammate in what should be a hellacious match for the vacated IWF Tag Team Championships!
Beer Money, Inc. makes it's highly anticipated return for this bout, however how will the two now former TNA World Heavyweight Champions get along after Bobby Roode hammered James Storm in the face with a beer bottle to win his first singles title way back when? Can all be forgiven if only for a pair of shiny new belts? Considering The Big Red Machine is teaming up with the The Soviet War Machine, we're not too sure. These pair of machines are sure to be destructive in that ring when everything is on the line like this, desperate to take their spot at the top of the totem pole, even if that means working together. And finally, last but not least, we have Giant Bernard and Travis Tomko teaming up once again since their pairing in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Whether you want to call him Tensai, Lord Tensai, Albert, Giant Bernard or A-Train, the fact remains that the man knows what he's doing in that ring as evidenced by his tremendous success in Japan and with Tomko at his side, there might be no stopping them! Who will take home the prize? It's anyone's guess in this slobberknocker!
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They love to fight! Texas Death Match
Finlay vs. Pedro Morales
A variant of the Last Man Standing Match, the Texas death match is where a wrestler must be pinned or forced to submit before the referee will begin the ten-count. The 10 count may also happen anywhere around the ring area as well as in the ring. These two brawlers will have an all out brawl echoing that of Morales' many other Texas Death matches throughout his career, wanting to show the world how he became the first man to ever hold the WWE Intercontinental Championship twice. It's the Boston Crab versus the Celtic Knot, these two men of similar styles see who can irrefutably beat the other in the middle of that ring. It's anybody's game and it's sure to be the brawl of the ages that'll be remembered for years to come!
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It came from Japan! Triple Threat Match
Naomichi Marufuji vs. CIMA vs. El Samurai
Do you like Puroresu? (That's fancy talk for Japanese wrestling!)? Of course you do! That's why we have a trio of some of the best Japan has to offer. All three of these men were born in the island of the rising sun and all three have found considerable success in the land across the pond. Each has held their fair share of championship gold from various companies and each has earned a ton of fanfare because of it. That is why, before a quick intermission before the main event, we have this high speed match lined up just for you, our humble IWF viewer! Hold on to your fortune cookies 'cause it's gonna be a wild ride of top rope action and all the dropkicks you can handle!
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"You wanna do it?" MMA OCTAGON FIGHT 5 ROUNDS
Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar
The video speaks for itself. These two men have a legitimate beef with one another behind the scenes and we can only speculate what that feud could be about. When The Undertaker asked Brock Lesnar those four simple words, "you wanna do it," all a beaten Brock Lesnar could do shortly after losing his UFC Championship belt could do was walk in the opposite direction. He has since stated that none of the wrestlers on the roster, including The Undertaker, could ever make it in the MMA world but he could always come back to wrestling. Brock Lesnar has since returned to wrestling, keeping to his word, and now that he's under our roof, it seemed obvious to have these two men accept the challenge made so many years ago. Tonight, for a maximum of five rounds, each of them five minutes long, these two men will fight in a traditional octagon setting for the very first time. Will the Phenom shock the world with a win to silence Brock Lesnar or will The Cage Fighting Carnivore show the world why he deserves to be considered a legend in both sports? It should also be noted that a trio of judges are assigned to vote after each round, as per usual, if no clear winner has been made throughout the grueling five rounds.
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Post by Mako Mancini on Jul 14, 2013 15:55:45 GMT -6
Main Event Sting versus Christian versus Keiji Mutoh No DQ Match We all want to see a clear winner in this one, right!? So may as well make it to where no one can fuck the match up with a DQ, making this a No DQ bout. All three can easily be argued as some of the VERY BEST wrestlers to every grace the business. The three of them in the ring together in a main event format? Epic. This is one match you will watch over and over until your eyes bleed of satisfaction.
Mick Foley versus Raven Hardcore Match (Must draw blood)
Who doesn't want to see these two guys beat the living shit out of each other? Give them all the weapons and all the props, sit back, and watch them go to work. This will be one of the most exciting matcheson the card given the names involved and the unlimited opportunities they have to put on an amazing match. Before you can win, your opponent must be bleeding as part of the stipulation. Maybe even lose a few teeth?
Gangrel versus Abyss Casket Match Two of the most disturbing wrestlers you will ever come across. They will freak you out from the entrances, up until someone gets put in a casket. Just like the match after this, expect a lot of blood. All we need left in this one, is the Wyatt Family showing up and killing the both of them! Chris Sabin versus British Bulldog TLC Match Throw some tables, ladders, and chairs in this match and watch these two throw their bodies around like they have nothing to lose. At first, this was a regular match but both men wanted to be able to extend those possibilities by making things much more dangerous. Just wait for the creative way that these guys will use their surroundings with unlimited opportunities to steal the show. The Boogie Knights versus Satoshi Kojima 3 on 1 Handicap Match This is going to be... ENTERTAINMENT at it's best! Alex Wright, Disco Inferno, and Tokyo Magum will be dancing around like the dancing fools they are while Kojima will just be throwing them. If you aren't glued to this happening every minute then you aren't a real human being. Who doesn't like to see a match where people just get fucked up and destroyed like this! Dr Wagner Jr versus Johnny Gargano Normal Juniors Match Not much to say about this one, that isn't in the title. Could up being a solid match or a flop of one. Either way, both are young talent (Shut up Nick: it's in their prime) that should be able to show you some their moves and impress you for their future. Opener - Piss Break The Shock Master versus Savio Vega I looked around in the locker room and seen two people I didn't know. I pointed at them, and said "You'll be opening the card, don't fuck it up". That's my story with this one.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 14, 2013 18:38:55 GMT -6
S.A.V SPECIAL ACTION VIGILANCE PRESENTS A ONE NIGHT ONLY TOURNAMENT: JUNIOR WRESTLER PROVING GROUNDSTonight, some of the greatest junior wrestlers of the past and present have been gathered here tonight to see who will come out on top as the greatest junior among them. The show was to kickoff with Jushin Liger, who helped organize the event, introducing the participants of the tournament, only to be interrupted by Dean Ambrose. Ambrose got on the microphone and said that he thought it only fair that, since the tournament is a gathering of the greatest, he be let in to compete. Liger replied that it's a juniors tournament, and Ambrose looked a little big for it. Ambrose responded that, since the tournament is being held in America and that, in America, in the most important promotion in the world, juniors were called cruiserweights, and their weight limit was 225. And isn't everyone watching lucky that he weighs in at just that? Liger shrugs and allows him entry, telling him that loopholes end badly for most, and Ambrose tells him he can't wait to be the one left standing at the end. OPENING MATCH: CANCELLED
We're sorry to report that our special opening match, pitting Atsushi Onita against Jose Gonzalez, will not be taking place. Stemming from a mid-90s incident where Onita attempted to recreate the Bruiser Brody murder for a storyline that never took off, and amidst rumors it was done to get Gonzalez out of Puerto Rico where Onita could have him killed, this was to show that there's truly no bad blood between the two, but due to..."unfortunate accidents" Gonzalez will not be appearing at this or any other event again. Our condolences to his family.
Before our opening match could begin, the mother of participant "Wrestling's Biggest #SorryPaige" Teddy Hart came out, demanding to know why Uhaa Nation, who is a scarily large and muscular black man, was allowed to participate in this juniors tournament. Uhaa, amused, proceeded to respond simply by doing a shooting star press onto the mat. While standing. Hart's mother immediately retreated to pray to God her son would suffer no further brain damage.
FIRST ROUND MATCH, TOURNAMENT GRAND BEGINNING: "Wrestling's Biggest #SorryPaige" Teddy Hart vs. UHAA NATION
Uhaa Nation. International powerhouse whose response to every freakish feat of strength and agility he performs is that it was just "too easy." "Wrestling's Biggest #SorryPaige" Teddy Hart. Amazingly talented high-flyer held back by him having the personality of a 12 year old and the maturity of a 6 year old. Too easy, indeed. WINNER: Uhaa Nation defeats "Wrestling's Biggest #SorryPaige" Teddy Hart (4:27) via Uhaa Combination FIRST ROUND MATCH: SUPER CRAZY vs. DEAN AMBROSE
Super Crazy, a consistent fan favorite across Mexico and the United States, goes up against Dean Ambrose, a man known as much for his unstable personality and mindgames as he is his wrestling ability. Ambrose has plenty of height and weight on him due to his not being a Junior but a Cruiserweight, but Crazy has plenty of experience under his belt, will it be enough to overcome? WINNER: Dean Ambrose defeats Super Crazy (7:42) via Moxicity FIRST ROUND MATCH: ALEX KOSLOV vs. KOTA IBUSHI
Koslov, the Russian Hooligan, has taken Japan by storm in recent years, forming the immensely successful Forever Hooligans tag team with Rocky Romero. A multiple time IWGP Jr. Tag champion at this point, Koslov comes in riding a wave of momentum from New Japan. Ibushi, meanwhile, has been one of Japan's premier Junior stars for years, dazzling crowds with his ability to move in the air unlike almost any else. It's Russia vs. Japan, let's see who comes out on top. WINNER: Kota Ibushi defeats Alex Koslov (8:21) via Golden Star Bomb For his entrance for his first round match, Taichi came out with a gaggle of female dancers, parodying opponent BxB Hulk's former tendency to dance. Midway through his rather provocative dance, Taichi was interrupted by the original BxB Story theme, and a silver-suited good Hulk coming out! His dancers abandoned him to join Hulk, who performed the BxB Dance for the first time in years to the enjoyment of the crowd.
FIRST ROUND MATCH: TAICHI vs. BxB HULK Taichi is one of New Japan's brightest Junior prospects in some time, able to connect with the fans well with his charisma and in-ring skills (namely in making them want to see his head get kicked in) BxB Hulk, meanwhile, is one of the strongest students to come from the Dragon Gate Dojo, a fan-favorite (and recently unfavorite, due to his membership in the BLOOD WARRIORS and MAD BLANKEY) combining high-flying with a high amount of kicks, meaning the chance of heads getting kicked in is very high. WINNER: BxB Hulk defeats Taichi (9:28) via First Flash after a salt attack to the eyes of Taichi from Mondai Ryu, who was disguised as one of the dancer girls. FIRST ROUND MATCH: JUSHIN LIGER vs. ULTRAMANTIS BLACK Liger needs no introduction. One of the greatest wrestlers of all-time, winning awards not only for his high-flying ability but for his technical skills as well, Liger is a complete package and the standard to which all Juniors are held. Ultramantis Black, meanwhile, is a mystical man who can control minds and dominate in the ring. But is even magic enough to take down Liger? WINNER: Jushin Liger defeats Ultramantis Black (7:52) via Liger Bomb FIRST ROUND MATCH: SAMURAY DEL SOL vs. THE GREAT SASUKE
Del Sol is one of the best high-flyers to come onto the scene in years. Amazingly talented even at his young age, del Sol can lay claim to being one of the best in the world at flight. His opponent, however, can lay claim to being one of the best of all time. The Great Sasuke is recognized as one of the best, having held many titles across the world and creating Michinoku Pro, the promotion that would one day heavily influence CHIKARA. It's experience against youth again, folks. WINNER: Samuray del Sol defeats The Great Sasuke (11:42) via Del Sol Driver FIRST ROUND MATCH: PAC vs. KOJI KANEMOTOPAC might be young, but even now he can be considered one of the greatest high-flyers ever, with his ability so high that he seems to defy gravity at a moment's notice. Kanemoto, meanwhile, is one of the greatest Juniors of all time, combining high-flying moves with stiff strikes and hard technical wrestling. PAC can soar through the skies, but Kanemoto has enough hard kicks to take any man down. WINNER: PAC defeats Koji Kanemoto (13:17) via 630 Senton
Jun Kasai comes out for his round one match, only for the ring announcer to enter and begin to inform him that the man he was scheduled to face was unable to make the flight, and thus would he would be moving on automatically. Or he would have said all that, if he wasn't interrupted by "Wild Thing", the theme song of Atsushi Onita. Onita entered the ring and addressed Kasai, telling him that while he was known entirely for his hardcore work, there was a time he was a Junior too, even winning a Junior belt in two separate countries. As such, he felt it fine to enter himself in as the replacement for Kasai's opponent. Kasai responded happily, telling him he'd be honored to face him, but since Onita, like Kasai, WAS known entirely for his hardcore work and indeed, with Onita's influence on wrestling, there might be not a Jun Kasai in hardcore wrestling, it was only fitting that Kasai and Onita would meet in a deathmatch, the kind that Kasai himself came up with, the Razor Deathmatch. Onita was too happy to agree, and the deadly boards begun to be brought out. FIRST ROUND MATCH, RAZOR BLADE CROSS HELL!: JUN KASAI vs. ATSUSHI ONITA
No one is entirely certain that it's legal to have this match in this country. A razor deathmatch is a match where many wooden planks nailed together as crosses are brought in. The planks are covered in razor blades. People are going to be thrown onto these planks, many times. So of course the only man insane enough to come up with this match, and indeed the only one insane enough to do it more than once, would be the Crazy Monkey, Jun Kasai. Recognized as one of the foremost garbage wrestlers in the world, which is something to be proud of if you're into the sort of thing. And one of the only men crazy enough to agree to take part in it is Atsushi Onita, whose FMW promotion is the one that popularized hardcore wrestling, leading to promotions like ECW (nice) and CZW (boo) If you have children with you in the crowd, go ahead and schedule their future therapy, they're gonna have PTSD after this. WINNER: Atsushi Onita defeats Jun Kasai (9:37) via Thunder Fire Bomb onto the Razor Blade Cross
After the match, while Onita was celebrating, he was attacked from behind by Dean Ambrose, who he had just moved on to facing in the tournament! After a brief beatdown, Ambrose gave Onita a Headlock Driver onto the Razor Cross, driving his head directly onto it. After this brutal attack, an intermission is called so that Onita can be stretchered out and the ring can be cleaned as best it can be of all the blood. QUARTER-FINAL MATCH: PAC vs. UHAA NATION
PAC is generally regarded as the greatest Gaijin to ever fly around in Dragon Gate. After the amount of destruction he's caused and people he's dominated however, Uhaa Nation has a valid argument for himself to take that spot. Now, tonight, he can make his case for the world to see, but PAC is more than capable of taking anyone down, even a man the size of Uhaa. WINNER: Uhaa Nation defeats PAC (12:36) via Uhaa Combination QUARTER-FINAL MATCH: JUSHIN LIGER vs. BxB HULK
No kind of big feud or bad blood (besides the bad blood MAD BLANKEY has with anyone not in their stable), just two men who want to advance in the tournament. WINNER: Jushin Liger defeats BxB Hulk (13:53) via Shooting Star Press After the match came a dreadful sense of deja vu, as the celebrating Liger was attacked from behind by Dean Ambrose! Ambrose gave him a Headlock Driver, and took the unconscious Liger's mask as a trophy before leaving back through the crowd, the damage done.
QUARTER-FINAL MATCH: KOTA IBUSHI vs. SAMURAY DEL SOL
An international independent showcase, as one of Japan's top indy stars takes on one of America AND Mexico's top indy stars. Bring binoculars, these two might end up going into the stratosphere before it's over. WINNER: Kota Ibushi defeats Samuray del Sol (12:17) via Phoenix-Plex An intermission is called to let people get ready for the semi-finals and finals. SEMI-FINAL MATCH: UHAA NATION vs. KOTA IBUSHI Tiny Asian man against large, muscular black man. Sounds either like a massacre or the leading gay porno. But looks can be deceiving. WINNER: Kota Ibushi defeats Uhaa Nation (14:24) via the Phoenix Splash after a salt attack to Uhaa from Dean Ambrose
After the match and enraged at the injustice done against him, Uhaa went crazy, ripping apart the guardrails and throwing chairs and fans around. During the chaos "Wrestling's Biggest #SorryPaige" Teddy Hart, recovering from injury at ringside, was sadly put through a table by the raging Uhaa. It took the entirety of security to drag him off.
Once Uhaa had been removed from the ring, Ambrose re-entered the ring with a microphone. He began to gloat that, since last they had seen Liger he'd been rendered unconscious, and due to some luckily-placed salt taking the scary black man out, it seemed all that stood between Ambrose and a tournament win was a skinny Asian. He continued to gloat over how easy it would be, only for a distorted version of "Ikari no Jushin" to begin to play over the speakers. And from behind Ambrose was attacked by a bloodied, facepainted Liger, Kishin Liger! SEMI-FINAL MATCH, NO DISQUALIFICATION: KISHIN LIGER vs. DEAN AMBROSE Ambrose has tried to take every easy way out he could. He got into this tournament via a loophole, he skipped the quarter-finals by assaulting Onita, and tried to skip straight to the finals by taking out Liger, but it's backfired on him. Jushin Liger has a dark side, a facepainted, violent demon that lives inside of him, awakened by rage to gain vengeance on those who wronged him, and Ambrose has awoken it. Kishin Liger is here. WINNER: Kishin Liger defeats Dean Ambrose (12:46) via Liger Bomb onto the steel ring steps.
After the match Liger, putting on a spare mask to regain his sanity, berated Ambrose for his antics throughout the night. And in the end all they got him was a Liger Bomb. But he shouldn't be too sad, because he can still go for the bronze, as a third place winner has to be decided, and his opponent just can't wait to see him after earlier. Out comes the still-enraged Uhaa Nation. BATTLE FOR THIRD PLACE: UHAA NATION vs. DEAN AMBROSE Uhaa Nation, normally, is a destructive force, leaving broken bodies and crushed dreams in his wake. But he does it casually, doing push-ups in the middle of the match and coming out to a catchy old pop song. After all, it's too easy for him. But a focused Uhaa? An enraged Uhaa, whose goal is the complete and utter destruction of a man? That's just fucking scary. WINNER: Uhaa Nation defeats Dean Ambrose (3:46) via 2 Uhaa Combinations THE FINAL MATCH, THE GREATEST OF THEIR GENERATIONS FACE OFF: JUSHIN LIGER vs. KOTA IBUSHI This is it, folks. The finals. And it's fitting we end with these two. Jushin Liger, the greatest junior of his generation. Kota Ibushi, the greatest junior of this generation. Now, they can answer the question many have asked. Who, if they faced in their prime, would come out on top?
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 14, 2013 18:49:50 GMT -6
YOU VOTE NOW.
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Post by LAZERADE! on Jul 16, 2013 12:13:31 GMT -6
LADIES & GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE WINNER OF THE FOURTH DRAFT, AND THE FIRST NON-TURK... NICK!
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 16, 2013 12:21:32 GMT -6
I would like to extend my deepest thanks to a crossdressing Mondai Ryu. Because clearly that's how I ended the Turks' streak.
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