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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 23, 2013 18:47:45 GMT -6
Right, card time, so we can all pretend this draft didn't happen. You've got until Midnight Monday (My time, obvs) to get them up. Be mindful of the locks and all, I'll be checking!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2013 19:19:11 GMT -6
It's a... TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT! That's right, we've put together some of the most interesting teams possible to bring you this special, one-night event! FIRST ROUND!The Ryback & Chris Hero vs. The Ring Crew Express-Not much hope for poor Dunn and Marcos, as they're up against a ROH stalwart-turned-WWE developmental talent...and enemy of all things vegetarian, The Ryback! A Double-Shellshocked finishes the hapless pair. The Necro Butcher & Bruiser Brody vs. Aja Kong & Minoru Tanaka-In a portion of the match that surprises some, Kong holds her own, even hitting Necro with her Uraken backfist! But it's not long before the bearded wildmen finish the job on Tanaka with Brody's kneedrop. Diamond Dallas Page & Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Kensuki Sasaki & Ron Simmons-The DDPYoga Superfriends get the win after Simmons is run off by Damien and Sasaki takes a Diamond Cutter. Jack Evans & Takuya Sugi vs. Sting & The Undertaker-Evans and Sugi even have the early upper-hand, but as soon as the pair of sometimes mysterious, sometimes supernatural megastars get their hands on the flippy kids, it's all over. A Tombstone sends Sugi straight to the unemployment line. SECOND ROUND"Dr. Death" Steve Williams & Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy vs. The Americaaaaaahhhhh...-Originally given a bye simply by being the only two established teams in the tournament, Marcus Alexander Bagwell left...maybe because we used his full name, maybe because his partner wasn't 2 Cold Scorpio/The Patriot/Scott Norton/His Mother. Instead it's Williams & Gordy versus Scotty Riggs. It goes like you'd hope; Backdrop Drivers for Riggs seal his fate. The Ryback & Chris Hero vs. The Necro Butcher & Bruiser Brody-Ryback and Hero put up a valiant fight, but Butcher and Brody's seemingly inherent chemistry is too much for them to overcome -- Ryback's taken out with a series of weapon shots, while Hero plays the chickenshit heel and leaves him to take the pin! Diamond Dallas Page & Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Sting & The Undertaker-A slow paced match sees all four men trying to psych each other out. But it's when Sting gets his superhuman second wind that the tide turns, and he makes Page submit to the Scorpion Death Lock! FINALS"Dr. Death" Steve Williams & Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy vs. The Necro Butcher & Bruiser Brody vs. Sting & The Undertaker-Butcher and Brody make the match a fight early on, as all three teams fight throughout the arena! Once it's back in the ring, Butcher's lack of in-ring skills leaves the pair helpless. Sting looks to be in control, but an accidental Stinger Splash catches his partner, and the two erupt into a brawl, leaving Gordy to get the pin on Butcher, taking the tournament for The Miracle Violence Connection!
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Post by LAZERADE! on Jul 26, 2013 17:37:39 GMT -6
I'm so busy at work it's unbelievable. Regardless, here's the no-frills version of my card. Make up your own descriptions. Opening Match (Underrated Showcase): Hajime Ohara vs. Sonny Siaki
2nd Generation Triple Threat Match: Ayako Hamada vs. Britani Knight vs. Natalya Neidhart European Showcase (Battle Of The Uppercut): Claudio Castagnoli vs. Dave Taylor
Tag Action: FIST (Chuck Taylor & Johnny Gargano) vs. The Time Splitters (Alex Shelley & KUSHIDA)
Multinational Four-Way Dance: Jun Akiyama vs. Masayuki Kono vs. Orlando Jordan vs. Skayde Muscle Showcase: Shingo Takagi vs. Shuji Kondo
Hardcore Triple Threat - Fans Bring The Weapons (ECW Classic): Al Snow vs. Mick Foley vs. Tommy Dreamer
Technical Showcase: Bret Hart vs. Mike Quackenbush, with Johnny Saint as Special Guest Referee
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 26, 2013 20:37:59 GMT -6
I don't know why I made the deadline tonight when it's so close to a REALLY IMPORTANT SHOW DEADLINE.
so uh yeah the deadline for this is midnight monday whoops.
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Post by THE MANLIEST MAN ON THE PLANET on Jul 28, 2013 19:33:20 GMT -6
World Heavyweight Championship of the World Heavyweights World Ted DiBiaseVs JBL Vs Alberto Del Rio
Special referee Virgil… I mean Koko B. Ware.
Ted DiBiase attempted to sign his former man servant as special ref, but was unable to. Then he realised he could get two for the price of one as he has Frankie as time keeper. He doesn’t mind, as he has a black man servant as ref.
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada
Lion’s Den Match
Brock Lesnar Vs Ken Shamrock
Father Vs Son
Ricky Steamboat Vs Richie Steamboat
Keiji Mutoh Vs Jushin Liger Vs CIMA
Hell in a Cell
Kevin Nash Vs Triple H
LAX Explodes
Homicide Vs Hernandez
Let’s Go Heather!
Lady Eva Halliwell Vs Chyna
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Pete: Nick, I don't think you'll ever be truly happy unless there's a baby octopus involved.
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Post by Daisuke Iwakuma on Jul 28, 2013 19:47:26 GMT -6
Main Event Ric Flair vs. Mitsuharu Misawa
THE REMATCH Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Kazushi Sakuraba
KABOOM Big E Langston & Uhaa Nation vs. BxB Hulk & Akira Tozawa
WHO HAS MORE FLAIR? Chris Jericho vs. Genki Horiguchi H.A.GEE.MEE!
AND IT'S GOOD! Brian Cage. vs. Mr. Touchdown
EXCITEMENT! Suwama vs. Koji Kanemoto
IT'S A MATCH! Prince Devitt & PAC vs. Hallowicked & UltraMantis Black
GUEST COMMENTATOR! Vince Russo!
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Post by Mako Mancini on Jul 28, 2013 20:44:51 GMT -6
Main Event - 60 min Iron Man Match Shawn Michaels versus CM Punk versus Eddie Guerrero
Battle of Champions John Cena versus Toshiaki Kawada
Hell in the Cell Kurt Angle versus Raven
Singles Lookalike Match Randy Orton versus Bobby Roode
No DQ Match Dolph Ziggler versus James Storm
TLC Match Cody Rhodes versus Kaz Hayashi
Singles Match Masato Yoshino versus El Generico
Opener Tag Team Outcast Killers versus Jimmy Kanda & Yamato
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 28, 2013 21:32:22 GMT -6
OPENING MATCH: The Great Khali vs. Hornswoggle I'm so sorry.
THE KING OF OLD SCHOOL vs. A QUEEN OF OLD SCHOOL: Steve Corino vs. Akira Hokuto
THE GREATEST FLIP SHOWCASE: Evan Bourne vs. Justin Gabriel vs. EITA
HARDCORE HELL: Masato Tanaka vs. Drake Younger
Originally Toru Yano and Gangrel were suppose to face off, only for Yano to come to the ring with Gangrel's goblet of blood, having stolen it from the locker room. An enraged Gangrel came out with a microphone, refused to face anyone without the ability to spit blood beforehand, and stormed off. Yano merely shrugged and made the Yano Face(tm) for the crowd.
NO ROPES BARBED WIRE EXPLODING RING DEATHMATCH: Mr. Kyu Kyu Naoki Tanizaki Toyanaka Dolphin vs. Tomahawk TT
I QUIT MATCH: Jimmy Jacobs vs. Tyler Black
2/3 FALLS, MASK VS. MASK: Darkness Dragon vs. Rey Mysterio
MAIN EVENT, THE STRONGEST STYLE: Bryan Danielson vs. Satoshi Kojima
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Post by BLAKE JONES on Jul 28, 2013 22:04:22 GMT -6
The Worst Planned Show Since Forever!Battle Royal
We really just did not give a fuck planning this show cause we have no idea how to. And cause Dolph Ziggler could not be on this card. So, you get a battle royal. The winner gets to never have to wrestle Fatt Hardy ever again. The first eliminated has to paint another one of those Fatt Hardy nude portraits. Oh, Milano Collection AT... Oh, the winner also gets to be Nick's favorite wrestler. Unfortunately, Davey Richards will not be included in this and Nick really wanted him to win.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 28, 2013 23:09:26 GMT -6
CONGRATULATIONS, POLL IS UP.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Aug 1, 2013 20:23:53 GMT -6
The draft has ended. Our victory is Cory...who has won a fabulous prize!
I have passed on my crown and Kingship to him, and he can come over for some of my honourable cooking whenever he wishes.
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