Post by LAZERADE! on Mar 6, 2014 18:09:19 GMT -6
Tag Team Name: Jurassic Punk
Member 1: "Tyrannosaurus Sex" Tiffani Stearns
Member 2: "Punkylosaurus" Wulf Erikssen
Combined Weight: 340lbs
Entrance Theme: Walk The Dinosaur by Was (Not Was)
Entrance:
Boom Boom Acka Lacka Lacka Boom
Boom Boom Acka Lacka Boom Boom
Boom Boom Acka Lacka Lacka Boom
Boom Boom Acka Lacka Boom Boom
As the intro to "Walk The Dinosaur" plays over the arena PA, the lights subdue, and green and gold light starts to play about the entranceway. As the backing music kicks in, Tiffani and Wulf enter the arena, making over the top stomping motions as they walk. Stacey-X follows a little behind them, clapping her hands over her head to the beat, with Wulf's tag title belt draped over her shoulder. Tiffani is wearing her classic green Tyrannosaurus Sex ensemble, whilst Wulf is wearing an orange version with a large fin on the head mimicking a Mohican. He also has an oversized beaten leather jacket over the suit, decorated in studs and chains. The two dinosaur warriors stop at the top of the ramp, and simulate roaring.
David Zinkus: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, may I present to you, hailing from the Land That Wrestling Forgot and weighing in at a combined weight of 340lbs... "TYRANNOSAURUS SEX" TIFFANI STEARNS... "PUNKYLOSAURUS" WULF ERIKSSEN... they are the Stone Age Outlaws... JURASSIC PUNK!
As the song proper begins, the two begin half walking, half disco dancing, down to the ring, roaring in the faces of some crowd members, whilst exchanging high fives with others. About half way down, the pair moonwalk across the ramp, slapping hands as they pass each other, and crossing to the other side, where they continue their routine down to the ring. Stacey skirts the edge of the ring towards the corner, whilst the Dinosaurs climbs up the steel steps, Tiffani first, before both walk a little along the apron. Tiffani brings two of her fingertips up against her lips before she holds them up high above her head pointing towards the ceiling of the arena, whilst Wulf holds one fist high over his head as the crowd roars in delight. The pair turn back to the ring, and Tiffani vaults the top ropes, landing on her feet, whilst Wulf steps in over the top rope, forcing the rope down as he goes. The pair make their way to diagonally opposite turnbuckles, Tiffani sprinting to the opposite side of the ring, Wulf quickly climbing the adjacent turnbuckle, where they each repeat their poses from the apron, again eliciting a roar of delight from the crowd. The pair jump down to the ring, meet in the centre, and clap their hands as they wait for the song's chorus to come around again.
"Open The Door, Get On The Floor
Everybody Walk The Dinosaur
Open The Door, Get On The Floor
Everybody Walk The Dinosaur"
As the chorus plays, they perform the Dinosaur Walk dance from Was (Not Was)'s music video, to the overwhelming cheers of the crowd. They continue to do so as the chorus repeats, then make their way to their corner, visibly laughing with each other, as they wait the start of the match.
Signature Moves:
1. Fastball Special - Aided Diving Corner Spear (Erikssen lifts Stearns in a Military Press, before throwing her into a Diving Spear to a cornered opponent). (Generation Next's "Fastball Special")
2. The Move That Wiped Out The Other Dinosaurs - Sitout Facebuster (Stearns)/Double Knee Facebreaker (Erikssen) Combination. (Apollo 55's Black Hole Vacation)
3. Walk The Dinosaur - Simultaneous Sitout Powerbomb (Erikssen)/Neckbreaker (Stearns) Combination with theatrics. (The Colony's March Of The Ants, with stomping rather than marching)
Finishing Moves:
1. The Move Before Time - Wulf picks the opponent up in an Elevated Bearhug. Tiffani positions herself outside the ropes behind him, then launches off the top rope, connecting with a California Dreamin' (Springboard Roundhouse Kick), with Wulf delivering a Thrust Spinebuster seconds after the impact. (The Hart Dynasty's Hart Attack, with a Springboard Roundhouse Kick in place of the Springboard Lariat)
Member 1: "Tyrannosaurus Sex" Tiffani Stearns
Member 2: "Punkylosaurus" Wulf Erikssen
Combined Weight: 340lbs
Entrance Theme: Walk The Dinosaur by Was (Not Was)
Entrance:
Boom Boom Acka Lacka Lacka Boom
Boom Boom Acka Lacka Boom Boom
Boom Boom Acka Lacka Lacka Boom
Boom Boom Acka Lacka Boom Boom
As the intro to "Walk The Dinosaur" plays over the arena PA, the lights subdue, and green and gold light starts to play about the entranceway. As the backing music kicks in, Tiffani and Wulf enter the arena, making over the top stomping motions as they walk. Stacey-X follows a little behind them, clapping her hands over her head to the beat, with Wulf's tag title belt draped over her shoulder. Tiffani is wearing her classic green Tyrannosaurus Sex ensemble, whilst Wulf is wearing an orange version with a large fin on the head mimicking a Mohican. He also has an oversized beaten leather jacket over the suit, decorated in studs and chains. The two dinosaur warriors stop at the top of the ramp, and simulate roaring.
David Zinkus: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, may I present to you, hailing from the Land That Wrestling Forgot and weighing in at a combined weight of 340lbs... "TYRANNOSAURUS SEX" TIFFANI STEARNS... "PUNKYLOSAURUS" WULF ERIKSSEN... they are the Stone Age Outlaws... JURASSIC PUNK!
As the song proper begins, the two begin half walking, half disco dancing, down to the ring, roaring in the faces of some crowd members, whilst exchanging high fives with others. About half way down, the pair moonwalk across the ramp, slapping hands as they pass each other, and crossing to the other side, where they continue their routine down to the ring. Stacey skirts the edge of the ring towards the corner, whilst the Dinosaurs climbs up the steel steps, Tiffani first, before both walk a little along the apron. Tiffani brings two of her fingertips up against her lips before she holds them up high above her head pointing towards the ceiling of the arena, whilst Wulf holds one fist high over his head as the crowd roars in delight. The pair turn back to the ring, and Tiffani vaults the top ropes, landing on her feet, whilst Wulf steps in over the top rope, forcing the rope down as he goes. The pair make their way to diagonally opposite turnbuckles, Tiffani sprinting to the opposite side of the ring, Wulf quickly climbing the adjacent turnbuckle, where they each repeat their poses from the apron, again eliciting a roar of delight from the crowd. The pair jump down to the ring, meet in the centre, and clap their hands as they wait for the song's chorus to come around again.
"Open The Door, Get On The Floor
Everybody Walk The Dinosaur
Open The Door, Get On The Floor
Everybody Walk The Dinosaur"
As the chorus plays, they perform the Dinosaur Walk dance from Was (Not Was)'s music video, to the overwhelming cheers of the crowd. They continue to do so as the chorus repeats, then make their way to their corner, visibly laughing with each other, as they wait the start of the match.
Signature Moves:
1. Fastball Special - Aided Diving Corner Spear (Erikssen lifts Stearns in a Military Press, before throwing her into a Diving Spear to a cornered opponent). (Generation Next's "Fastball Special")
2. The Move That Wiped Out The Other Dinosaurs - Sitout Facebuster (Stearns)/Double Knee Facebreaker (Erikssen) Combination. (Apollo 55's Black Hole Vacation)
3. Walk The Dinosaur - Simultaneous Sitout Powerbomb (Erikssen)/Neckbreaker (Stearns) Combination with theatrics. (The Colony's March Of The Ants, with stomping rather than marching)
Finishing Moves:
1. The Move Before Time - Wulf picks the opponent up in an Elevated Bearhug. Tiffani positions herself outside the ropes behind him, then launches off the top rope, connecting with a California Dreamin' (Springboard Roundhouse Kick), with Wulf delivering a Thrust Spinebuster seconds after the impact. (The Hart Dynasty's Hart Attack, with a Springboard Roundhouse Kick in place of the Springboard Lariat)