Post by PANTHRO on Apr 26, 2014 22:56:59 GMT -6
Prologue: Friendly Ass Kicking
So The Big L’s been quiet for weeks, sitting here, getting antsy. He goes for a run, he can’t do five laps, he’s gotta do three more. When he goes to the gym, when his trainer tells him slow down with that clangin’ and bangin’ he has to do twenty more reps. When The Big L and Victoria want Bigger L to come out to play, he can’t go two rounds, The Big L looks like the pretty Victoria and goes…
“I didn’t hear no bell.”
So THIS, THIS is what The Big L wants, THIS is what The Big L ACHES FOR: WRESTLING! And He’s gonna get it because he goes up against JON COLLINS and the red HOT lil’ mama Lexy Chapel who’s got that pretty little International Championship around her waist. He knows this might be tough, Wulf knows it’s gonna be tough, but tough BE DAMNED!! The Big L knows who Jonathan Collins is, and he knows who Lexy Chapel is. They know who Wulf Erikksen and Steve Lenton are, so let’s get rid of the formalities and let’s get to the match.
We’re friends, Lexy’s out of the loop, but we are indeed friends, have been since I came here. The Big L trusts Wulf and Jonathan Collins to death, so when the match came up, The Big L was amped, because he trusts Jon Collins and his decision for this match. The Big L gets it Jon, you wanna see if you’re still worthy of being called a “Godfather” well we’re gonna see. We’re gonna see Jonathan Collins and Lexy Chapel, see how they get together. Because me and The Big Bad Wulf are READY for anything.
I’ve got my head scrambled.
I’ve fallen of ladders.
And I’ve had a fat Japanese man try and eat me like a plate of neckbones!!
THE BIG L AIN’T SCARED OF A LIL’ CHALLENGE! NOT ONE DAMN BIT!
So bring it on, let’s see you give TROUBLE a taste of what you can do. I mean hey, this might be the formation of a beautiful relationship. Say you win, say you beat the tag champs, that means you could damn near go for the gold. We can’t let that happen. See me and Wulf went through a lot of bullshit to keep these belts, and they’re going to be staying RIGHT HERE on us. So we’re going to have to do anything and everything to beat you two tonight.
The Big L gives credit where credit is due, you both are amazing competitors, you both deserve praise, you both give it you got out there. But The Big L’s the one who always gives his 110%, always shows up, ALWAYS gives the people what they want! YOU WANT HYPE, I’LL GIVE YOU HYPE!!! So, be ready for The Big L, Wulf Erikksen, and special guest, MY FOOT coming your way guys. Oh…
And May The Better Team Win.
I was pacing, the sun was out, the waves were crashing, and The Big L could see a nice view from his hotel room. I turn to the camera, glaring at the lens.
Steve Lenton: Last time you saw The Big L, last time you saw The Big L in that ring, he was up against newcomer Chuck Matthews. The Big L went out with the W. The Big L then suddenly takes damn near three weeks off. The Big L goes go-karting, he goes fishing, he makes sweet, sweet love to his baby girl Victoria Reid; So The Big L gets a call, they call and ask if he wants to have a match with Jonathan Collins…
I wave my right finger, standing firm.
Steve Lenton: That ain’t all, they want The Big L to face Lexy Chapel too. So The Big L is conflicted, he has a friend in Jon and a nice girl in Lexy Chapel, so The Big L stands there, thinking of his relationships...so...he takes a breathe...he holds up the phone…
I pretend to hold a phone to my ear.
Steve Lenton: And I tell them, “GIVE ME AN ASS AND I’LL KICK IT!” Because this is something The Big L’s been looking forward to since they announced the card! Lexy Chapel, new International champion, lovely girl. She’s been hot, really hot, looking like a true blue competitor, a future FACE of EXODUS Pro Wrestling. The Big L’s seen you work, he’s seen you claw to your position. You wanna prove something, you want people to one day talk about you like they talk about your daddy. You wanna make people proud, make’em feel good. Well if you keep this up baby girl, people will remember.
But right now, you’re living on Cloud 9 and unfortunately for you and Jon me and Wulf have a job to do. We’re gonna come in, we’re going to look at you and we’re going to give you whatever we can. Friends, enemies, it don’t matter to me OR Wulf, we do whatever we can to WIN! The Big L and Wulf are going to head into San Diego as victors, and we’re going to go to bed victors after the show, and go back home...VICTORS. So Jon, Lexy, bring it, we’re waiting RIGHT here for you, we ain’t goin’ nowhere. Let’s see what you’ve got!!!!
I nod my head and march off. The camera stays in place, the scene then slowly begins to fade.
Fade. Static. End.
So The Big L’s been quiet for weeks, sitting here, getting antsy. He goes for a run, he can’t do five laps, he’s gotta do three more. When he goes to the gym, when his trainer tells him slow down with that clangin’ and bangin’ he has to do twenty more reps. When The Big L and Victoria want Bigger L to come out to play, he can’t go two rounds, The Big L looks like the pretty Victoria and goes…
“I didn’t hear no bell.”
So THIS, THIS is what The Big L wants, THIS is what The Big L ACHES FOR: WRESTLING! And He’s gonna get it because he goes up against JON COLLINS and the red HOT lil’ mama Lexy Chapel who’s got that pretty little International Championship around her waist. He knows this might be tough, Wulf knows it’s gonna be tough, but tough BE DAMNED!! The Big L knows who Jonathan Collins is, and he knows who Lexy Chapel is. They know who Wulf Erikksen and Steve Lenton are, so let’s get rid of the formalities and let’s get to the match.
We’re friends, Lexy’s out of the loop, but we are indeed friends, have been since I came here. The Big L trusts Wulf and Jonathan Collins to death, so when the match came up, The Big L was amped, because he trusts Jon Collins and his decision for this match. The Big L gets it Jon, you wanna see if you’re still worthy of being called a “Godfather” well we’re gonna see. We’re gonna see Jonathan Collins and Lexy Chapel, see how they get together. Because me and The Big Bad Wulf are READY for anything.
I’ve got my head scrambled.
I’ve fallen of ladders.
And I’ve had a fat Japanese man try and eat me like a plate of neckbones!!
THE BIG L AIN’T SCARED OF A LIL’ CHALLENGE! NOT ONE DAMN BIT!
So bring it on, let’s see you give TROUBLE a taste of what you can do. I mean hey, this might be the formation of a beautiful relationship. Say you win, say you beat the tag champs, that means you could damn near go for the gold. We can’t let that happen. See me and Wulf went through a lot of bullshit to keep these belts, and they’re going to be staying RIGHT HERE on us. So we’re going to have to do anything and everything to beat you two tonight.
The Big L gives credit where credit is due, you both are amazing competitors, you both deserve praise, you both give it you got out there. But The Big L’s the one who always gives his 110%, always shows up, ALWAYS gives the people what they want! YOU WANT HYPE, I’LL GIVE YOU HYPE!!! So, be ready for The Big L, Wulf Erikksen, and special guest, MY FOOT coming your way guys. Oh…
And May The Better Team Win.
I was pacing, the sun was out, the waves were crashing, and The Big L could see a nice view from his hotel room. I turn to the camera, glaring at the lens.
Steve Lenton: Last time you saw The Big L, last time you saw The Big L in that ring, he was up against newcomer Chuck Matthews. The Big L went out with the W. The Big L then suddenly takes damn near three weeks off. The Big L goes go-karting, he goes fishing, he makes sweet, sweet love to his baby girl Victoria Reid; So The Big L gets a call, they call and ask if he wants to have a match with Jonathan Collins…
I wave my right finger, standing firm.
Steve Lenton: That ain’t all, they want The Big L to face Lexy Chapel too. So The Big L is conflicted, he has a friend in Jon and a nice girl in Lexy Chapel, so The Big L stands there, thinking of his relationships...so...he takes a breathe...he holds up the phone…
I pretend to hold a phone to my ear.
Steve Lenton: And I tell them, “GIVE ME AN ASS AND I’LL KICK IT!” Because this is something The Big L’s been looking forward to since they announced the card! Lexy Chapel, new International champion, lovely girl. She’s been hot, really hot, looking like a true blue competitor, a future FACE of EXODUS Pro Wrestling. The Big L’s seen you work, he’s seen you claw to your position. You wanna prove something, you want people to one day talk about you like they talk about your daddy. You wanna make people proud, make’em feel good. Well if you keep this up baby girl, people will remember.
But right now, you’re living on Cloud 9 and unfortunately for you and Jon me and Wulf have a job to do. We’re gonna come in, we’re going to look at you and we’re going to give you whatever we can. Friends, enemies, it don’t matter to me OR Wulf, we do whatever we can to WIN! The Big L and Wulf are going to head into San Diego as victors, and we’re going to go to bed victors after the show, and go back home...VICTORS. So Jon, Lexy, bring it, we’re waiting RIGHT here for you, we ain’t goin’ nowhere. Let’s see what you’ve got!!!!
I nod my head and march off. The camera stays in place, the scene then slowly begins to fade.
Fade. Static. End.