MAIN EVENT GRUDGE MATCH
CAREY DEAN vs. DEACON JEREMIAH ROBISON
Darrin Stearns: We've had some great matches tonight, but this main event is going to be something far more than a wrestling match, Minoru. It's going to be a fight!
Minoru Asano: You're absolutely right, friend! It's going to be like a bar room brawl when the new angry drunk Carey Dean meets Deacon Jeremiah Robinson! We should drink to Carey if he gets his revenge!
Darrin Stearns: In the meantime, let's hit the ring for this huge main event!
As the initial whistling of Rick Ross's "100 Black Coffins" comes over the PA system, the crowd begins to boo as the spiritual liaison and personal bodyguard of the Reverend Jerry Matthews, Deacon Jeremiah appears at the top of the entrance ramp wearing a black suit and tie and his signature black sunglasses. The lighting gleams off of his shaven head as he makes his way down the aisle. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and walks to the center of the ring, where he folds both of his arms across his chest and stares menacingly out into the crowd. After a few moments, he removes his suit jacket and hands it to the ring attendant as he takes a place in a neutral corner.
Darrin Stearns: Jeremiah Robinson is a tough bastard, but he's about to face a man that's not afraid of his size advantage, considering Jeremiah has a little over a hundred pounds on him!
Minoru Suzuki: The extra weight helps Jeremiah absorb alcohol a little better, considering he's fat! Of course, his opponent is about to show that alcohol can only make him stronger!
There's a great pause as Jeremiah waits, screaming at the entrance for his opponent to come out and face him. Finally...
The lights in the arena start to dim as an eerie piano starts to play. Suddenly, the intro of "Electric Rodeo" by Shooter Jennings begins, and the crowd turns toward the entrance as soon as they hear the vocals!
It's been sixteen weeks, since I've been back home
I make a lot of money, I don't know where it goes
All I know is the guitar and the bottle
My daddy was a loaded gun
He said it ain't no fun, livin' on the run, son
Everywhere I go, trouble seems to follow...
David Zinkus: And introducing next, from SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA! He weighs in at 218 pounds, and he is accompanied by Tom Higashikata and Cailey Carter...representing the Based Empire...THE SON OF DISASTER, CAREY DEAN!
From the back, out explodes Tom Higashikata, hopping up and down like a kangaroo on speed. Taking his time coming out in a plain black hoodie and some jeans and a wifebeater with some tape on his hands and wrists is Carey Dean, taking a deep breath before stepping through the curtain, Cailey Carter with him. His gaze zeroes in on the ring as he walks down, Tom starting to curse out and taunt his opponent while Carey makes his way down the aisle.
So I ride!
And I pick my song tonight at the next big show
My friends, they come and they go
And love moves a little too slow
When you're ridin' with an electric rodeo...
Carey slides into the ring and goes to his corner, but Deacon Jeremiah doesn't want to wait and starts charging at the young man, starting to hammer him with fists! Carey instinctively puts up his arms as he tries to block them. When he finally sees an opening, he starts to pummel back with a few stiff style boxing shots as Cailey and Tom look on, all before Carey delivers a stiff left hook that sends Jeremiah down, Carey starting to pace now as he realizes he has the big man down! Slapping his face a few times to psych himself up, he climbs out of the ring, looking under the apron before pulling out a chair! Getting up on the apron and back into the ring, he goes after Deacon, but the referee is warning him of a disqualification until they hear the tapping of a microphone as they turn their attention to the commentary booth, where Darrin Stearns has a microphone!
Darrin Stearns: Referee, don't disqualify that boy. I understand how important this match is and how badly it needs to end. This match just became a no disqualification match. Not because he's going to hit that guy with a chair, but...well, it's about time someone found an equalizer to Jeremiah's brute strength.
The crowd cheers, and as Jeremiah gets back to his feet, Carey swings the chair and drives it over the skull of the Deacon! Quickly, Carey gets down the the mat and grabs the Deacon, sinching him and rolling him around with a Gator Roll! The crowd quickly gives a "HO-LY SHIT!" chant that the young thug managed to rip out a wrestling move, something that also brings cheers from Tom and Cailey as he gets up and shrugs innocently, Tom reaching under the ring to produce a bullhorn to talk to him.
Tom Higashikata: YO YA'LL SEE DAT, I TAUGHT MY BRUH DAT YA'LL! HE LEARNED IT BUT YA KNOW WHAT HE MADE DAT SHIT BETTA! Y'KNOW THEY CALL IT DA GATOR ROLL BUT WE OUGHT TA CHANGE IT TA DA CAREY ROLL! YA'LL KNOW WHY? CAUSE HE DOES IT BETTER THAN A GATOR! HE'S JUST LIKE ONE, CEPT HE GOT A BRAIN! AN' DAT BRAIN KNOW HOW TA TAKE YA ASS OUT! HE GONNA GATOR YA ASS!
He lowers the bullhorn for a moment before bringing it back up.
Tom Higashikata: FATTY!
Carey waits for the Deacon to get back up and comes at him, exploding with a huge lariat clothesline before staying on the Deacon as he hits the ground, starting to pound fists into his head. At this point, he's already opened a wound on the head of the Deacon, being pulled away from him by the ref so he can check to see if Jeremiah's capable of continuing. Jeremiah instantly gets up though and spears down Carey, now starting to hammer into his face with shots of his own. The two are rolling around like a brawl, each of them taking their moments to hammer each other with their fists. By the time they're broken up, it's clear that each man is already battered, Carey now bleeding over the top of his left eye. Taking a deep breath and sneering, the Deacon looks at Carey as he leans against the ropes all while The Son of Disaster does the same. Getting up and looking right at Jeremiah, Dean motions for Robinson to bring it, and the two dash to meet in the center of the ring to attack and brawl again! This time Jeremiah gets the upper hand and irish whips him, Carey bouncing off the ropes and coming back at him with his Struck a Nerve kick! Carey gets up and starts looking at Jeremiah, knowing it's not going to be that easy! Jeremiah rolls out of the ring and Carey comes after him, but Jeremiah has the advantage and grabs him, only to practically spear him into the rails by the fans.
Darrin Stearns: That could have cracked Carey's ribs or even his back!
Minoru Asano: All the brandy in the world won't help ease that pain!
Jeremiah starts to pick up Carey, quickly slamming him into one of the ring posts and sending the boy into pain. Wincing, Jeremiah quickly grabs him and again hoists him over his shoulder, practically throwing Carey into the ring post, his head hitting with a sickening thud. Jeremiah lifts him and drops his head onto the apron, Carey falling back as he winds up hitting the guardrail again. Jeremiah starts to use his fists to pound into Carey's upper body, landing a few stiff shots at the kidney. Jeremiah reaches over the rail and chases a fan away from his chair before grabbing it and coming over to hit Carey over the head, nailing him once...twice...and as he rears up for a third time, he's distracted by Tom and his megaphone!
Tom Higashikata: BRUH WHEN YOU CAME OUT YA MAMA SHE WAS SURPRISED AS HELL YA KNOW WHY? SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AT YA AN' EXCLAIMED "GOT DAMN AN' HERE I THOUGHT I WAS PREGNANT FOR NINE MONTHS WHEN ALL I NEEDED WAS SOME LAXATIVE!" YA GET IT? IT'S CAUSE YA SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Jeremiah turns his attention to Tom and Cailey, starting to approach them. Tom puts his arm up, keeping Cailey protected behind him, and before Jeremiah can act, Carey bursts away from where he is with a sprint and leaps up onto Jeremiah's back, putting him in a sleeper hold, alternating it with attacking him with elbows! He starts driving Jeremiah to his knees thanks to the attack and he gets him down before floating over and hitting the True North DDT on him! Both men are down and it's clear Carey is bleeding profusely as he lays there, Deacon starting to bleed a little more over this. Carey starts to crawl over towards the ring, looking underneath before he finds a light tube. Slowly getting up to his feet, Carey seems almost dazed on his feet before rearing back and slamming the light tube over the head of the Deacon!
Minoru Asano: THIS IS LOOKING TO BE AS BAD AS A TRIP TO MEXICO!
Darrin Stearns: Carey Dean has come to fight tonight, and he's looking unafraid to pull punches!
Carey starts to back up, charging forward to hit another version of his Struck a Nerve kick while he looks over at Tom. Tom quickly knows what to do, reaching under the ring and pulling out a table before he begins setting it up. As soon as he does, Carey brings the deacon up and over toward the table as he gets up on top of the apron. Tom suddenly instructs Carey to go higher than that though.
Carey Caldwell: ...the hell?
Tom Higashikata: REACH FOR THE STARS, BRAH!
With that urging, Carey climbs up higher, going to the top turnbuckle as he stands there a moment, looking over at Cailey and tom all before Tom gets back on the megaphone.
Tom Higashikata: LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD? NAH SON. IT'S A PLANE? LOOK CLOSA YA BLINDASS SUCKA, IT'S CAREY DEAN BOUT TA KILL A BITCH!
And with that instruction, Carey does the sign of the cross, hoping he doesn't die, and leaps off, nailing Jeremiah with a huge elbow drop, putting him through the table! The crowd erupts at what they've seen, and Tom and Cailey are flailing in equal parts shock and awe while Carey just lays there dazed while feeling completely stunned and in pain.
Darrin Stearns: CAREY CALDWELL IS A MAN OF NO FEAR!
Minoru Asano: HE HAS TO BE DRUNKER THAN I AM!
Carey looks at the Deacon as he looks over at Tom, reaching his hand back. Tom quickly reaches into his jacket and produces a crowbar as he looks at the Deacon and starts hammering him with crowbar shots! Deacon gets to his knees again as Carey rears back again, the Deacon looking as if he's pleading for mercy as Carey stands with him, holding the weapon in the air. With a little bit of hesitation, Carey...drops the crowbar! Dean takes a deep breath and looks up at the sky, screaming, giving Jeremiah enough of a moment from Carey's hesitation to spear him down and use the crowbar on him as well! Carey tries to block it, but Tom thinks fast and tosses Carey the megaphone before Carey cracks Jeremiah over the head with it to knock Deacon off Carey! Carey gets up, the look on his face pure fury while he looks on, his face a crimson mask. Tossing Tom the megaphone, Tom goes back to the megaphone while Carey tosses Jeremiah into the ring to finish this off.
Tom Higashikata: YEAH BRUH DON' EVAH FORGET CAREY GOT WHAT YA AIN' AN' THAT'S FRIENDS! NAMELY ME. ESPECIALLY ME. WHEN THEY PUT THIS DOWN IN THE RECORD BOOK THEY GONNA SAY "CAREY DEAN BEAT DEACON JEREMIAH VIA TOM HIGASHIKATA" AN' I'MMA PUT THAT RIGHT ON MY TOMBSTONE RIGHT BELOW "LIVED DAT #JOHNNYCANNONLIFE" WHICH COINCIDENTALLY IS WHAT ME CAREY AN' CAILEY DOIN' IN A COUPLE ONCE YOU DEAD, BRUH!
Carey gets into the ring and slowly starts crawling toward the ropes to get on his feet. Once back upright, he takes a deep breath and comes toward Deacon with another lunge, starting to pummel and punch him! With this last bit of adrenaline, Carey finally gets him up, hoists Jeremiah up onto his shoulders with a gasp from the crowd before dropping him down over his knees in a gubuster for his In Bloom finisher! He quickly gets him back up with that rush, dropping him with the Pennyroyal Tea before he rolls over and makes the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
"Electric Rodeo" starts to play again, and the crowd erupts as Carey rolls off of the Deacon, laying in the middle of the ring spread out as Cailey and Tom immediately go to check up on him. Cailey looks incredibly concerned for Carey with the blood loss and everything around him and Tom starts hopping up and down to celebrate his victory before taking a microphone and starting to address the crowd while Cailey does her best to help Carey up.
Tom Higashikata: YA SEE THAT? DID YA FUCKING SEE THAT SHIT!? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! MY BOY CAREY GOT IT DONE! AIN' NOBODY BELIEVED IN HIM, AN' HE STILL DID IT! CAUSE HE THE KING! HE THE SUPREME! HE THE ASSHOLE BUSTA, THE GIANT SLAYER, THE VAGINAL RUPTURER! AN' SHIT, YA'LL THINK THAT WAS BADASS? JUS' YOU FUCKIN' WAIT! SINISTRY? AIN'T SHIT. CAREY COMIN' FOR YA! HE COMIN' FOR YA WIt' HIS HOMIES BEHIND HIM, THAT'S THAT HASHTAG BASEDEMPIRE SHIT! AN' YA'LL THINK THAZZA JOKE? YA'LL AIN' WORRIED 'BOUT DAT? WELL YOU TAKE ONE LONG LOOK AT DIS FAT FUCK LAYIN' IN A POOLA HIS OWN BLOOD....an' ya'll ask if dat's worth it.
Tom might have continued on shouting, had all the lights in the arena not turned off at that moment.
WINNER: CAREY DEAN
As the lights return we find Tom and Cailey being held in the ring by the same two girls from the previous show a blonde and brunette. Carey lays on the canvas holding his head as the other blonde woman holds a pipe in her hand, Carey’s pipe... The crowd’s reaction is mixed with some buzzing as she looks down at him with a smirk.
Cailey and Tom are both trying to break free but can’t as the woman known as Jaina Frost slowly paces back and forth in the ring...
Jaina Frost: Oh Carey... Oh Carey... Oh boo! You look hurt...? Did you really think we wouldn’t show our faces? How little you have learned during our time together, we’re disappointed but then you’re incredibly good at being a disappointment aren’t you?
Jaina laughs while looking over to and then walking towards Tom first, as the girl known as Celeste Archer another KWI Student holds him... Jaina then to Cailey Carter who is subsequently being held by her own sister...
Jaina Frost: I just wanted to congratulate you however; you must be feeling mighty confident right now after you win tonight and Tom’s speech... But listening to this crowd it seems like they are a little confused Carey, do you wonder why we are here? Did the thought ever cross your minds WHY the Sisters of Sin have come to this place?
Carey rolls to his side and is mouthing some words while Jaina has moved over to the corner where Cailey stands. Both of Jaina’s “sisters” point towards Carey however with sinister glares...
Celeste Archer: HIM!
Cassidy Carter: HIM!
Jaina smirks while pointing at Carey now herself...
Jaina Frost: That is right my dear sisters because of him, you see Carey wanted to play the hero for dear sweet Cailey Carter here, he thought our sister Cassidy needed saving when she never...
Jaina shakes her head as does Celeste and of course Cassidy, Cailey looks distraught now as she is hearing these words...
Jaina Frost: I look at you Carey and I almost feel sorry for you, we warned you didn’t we? Did we tell you that you had no idea what you were goading? Collins has no idea what he is toying with trying to start a war with my family but soon the time will come when you all do!
Carey starts to get push himself to his feet but Jaina sprints across the ring quickly and kicks him in the side knocking him down again to boo’s from the crowd. Cailey yells for Jaina to stop as she stomps his chest but she doesn’t listen as she continues to while talking down into the mic.
Jaina Frost: You might have dealt with one problem with the man you defeated tonight, but you have a much bigger problem on your fucking hands now don’t you?! One that is a lot worse and far more dangerous than you could ever have imagined!! Tell us Carey what was running through your mind while you threaten me on twitter, while threatening my sister Celeste?
Carey is in no condition to retaliate at all as he lies on the canvas holding his ribs, Jaina crouches down and runs her index finger on his forehead and wipes off some blood before licking it off her finger...
Jaina Frost: Hmm... What was it you would say on twitter, Fuck you Rachel Foxx? NO! FUCK YOU CAREY CALDWELL!!
Jaina stands and spits on Carey before driving the pipe back down across his chest again and again, the crowd booing wildly now as Jaina looks like a woman possessed. She turns towards Tom approaches him and looks in his eyes while grinning almost sadistically.
Cailey manages to break free from her sister’s grasp and runs over to Carey to check on him but Cassidy runs over and lifts her back up and throws her through the ropes to the ringside area and exits herself...
Jaina Frost: Because of this boy you have been blessed with our presence tonight, and every other night because we now know of this place!
Jaina turns on her heels and looks down at Carey is still showing signs of movement but not for long as Jaina laughs...
Jaina Frost: It’s time to make a martyr out of you Carey, enjoy your moment in the spotlight because the darkness will follow you and your life will become HELL!!!
Jaina drives the pipe into the chest of Carey once more showing no remorse in her actions as she throws it to the canvas and exits to the apron. The young blonde scales the top turnbuckle and looks down at Carey who lays there motionless, she looks out the crowd and performs a mock crucifix pose before leaping off and delivering a devastation double stomp to the chest of Caldwell, a move she calls the Devil's Dare.
The crowd “ooohs” upon the sight as Jaina rolls across the canvas and picks the pipe back up while Cailey screams from the outside. Tom has seen enough and manages to break free himself now but only to get the pipe into his gut which drops him to his knees with the wind knocked out of him.
Jaina Frost: We are going nowhere, we are here for the long haul or until that man is DEAD, whichever comes first. Tom here was right about one thing however... You are all on notice, but not because of him, because of US!
Celeste slowly approaches now and Jaina hands her the microphone now, the young brunette smirks with her native British accent...
Celeste Archer: This is just the beginning...
And with that, the trio stand tall over the fallen Son of Disaster as we fade to copyright.