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Post by White Satan on Aug 19, 2014 0:44:51 GMT -6
GIFs are groovy.
Real feedback is just as nice.
Let's do this.
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Post by HALE BLACK SATIN on Aug 19, 2014 6:52:36 GMT -6
JUSTIN BROOKS' EXODUS 21 BASEBALL REVIEW!
-The opening segment was solid...I really like rooting for G&M because well...why the fuck not? Home run.
-Chandler Scott pinning the SDB Champ! (Dun-Dun-Dun!) A single down the third base line.
-blahblahblahJUSTINBROOKSblahblahblah. Hit By Pitch.
-Windsor/Gray segment actually made me chuckle, I really enjoyed that segment. A stand-up double
-Lenton with the win, giving the big man some serious momentum...even though I do smell Brooks/Lenton II in the future. RBI Single.
-And with Sam getting a bit frustrated with recent struggles, I could see a turn coming here so it could be just me reading too much into things. Sac Fly.
- Okay, now this is where shit starts to get real. Talfourd/Collins segment was creepy but in a good way. I wanted more of it actually...sorry that it had to end. Legged out Triple
-Kinda bummed how Franklin/Ulysses went but I understand it. Deep Fly Out to Center Field.
- And as if Talfourd/Collins couldn't get better I get the treat of Fiona/Gunner, I wanted to make love to this segment and have babies with it. I <3'd that much. 2 RBI Double
- Topped with Las/Lifer and the introduction of an ARCHANGEL! (*GASP!*) AWSHIT! Infield Single.
- Park/Cannon fued is really kicking into high gear and if you aren't reading this program, well...fuck you. Single.
-Strike/Matthews was solid...a bit short for my liking but then again, everything can't be a home run, but a solid Sac Fly nevertheless. Respectable.
-Chris Strike/Mags...if we only could've gotten sideboob. Le Sigh. Single...but tag out trying to leg out a double.
-Kane/Talfourd...I love a dirty finish. Then again, I just like being dirty. Solid single.
-Lifer/Gray need to just make out and get rid of all the sexual tension. Base on balls.
-Chapel/Cannon, personally, I thought this could go either way. But Chapel is a tough draw and there's a reason why she's basically beating EVERYONE on the roster. RBI Double, could've had a triple but held up by the third base coach.
-Collins v. Collins. You dirty sons of bitches. I wanted to see Divorce Court in the middle of the ring...instead I got THIS?! Who the fuck am I kidding, I loved it. But because you decieved me...STRIKEOUT. Curveball at the knees.
-Windsor vs Gunner. Who didn't see this coming? BENCH CLEARING BRAWL! Both teams ejected in the 7th. Fines will be hefty, boys. Do you hear me?! HEFTY!
#buttstuff.
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