Post by Nicholas Gray on Nov 5, 2014 21:00:31 GMT -6
Character Info
Name: "Erhalter der Grammatik" Friedrich Schwarz
Twitter Handle (if applicable): Soon(tm)
Height: 6'3
Weight: 189lbs
Hometown: Berlin, Germany
Age: 48
Years Experience: 26
Alignment: -5
A literal Grammar Nazi, you cannot find a worse person in a wrestling ring unless there was suddenly a wrestling pedophile. And if that is ever a thing let's just all quit.
Entrance Music: "Word Crimes" by "Weird" Al Yankovic
Physical Appearance: Henry Rollins
Ring Attire: He comes to the ring in full "nondescript military" uniform, discarding the hat, coat and dress shirt, wrestling in his dress pants and dress shoes. Dress.
Character: An entirely serious wrestler who is easily distracted by the crowd chanting incorrect grammar at him.
List up to three strengths of your character; they can be in-ring related, personality related, whatever you think helps define your character:
1. Hit Good n' Hard - He's very limited, but what he can do he is at least pretty good at.
2. Excellent Grammar - Seriously though his grammar is just top-notch it's truly astounding.
List up to three weaknesses of your character:
1. 26 years and never learned - Despite the long time he's spent wrestling, he's apparently never bothered to actually build any kind of defense against other kinds of wrestling.
2. ...what did he say to that black guy? - Of course he's a racist, what did you expect. He finds other races inferior due to their grammar, and has no problem making that clear. And boy is that gonna make him so many friends.
Athletic Background: 5 years of military service before going into wrestling.
Brief Career History: Friedrich was raised in a strict home, where proper language was valued above all things. If his grammar was even slightly incorrect, he would be beaten with a bag of beets and sent to the basement. At 17 he entered the military where he spent 5 years before being discharged after assaulting a superior officer for poor spelling on an official report. Without the military, Friedrich found himself without an avenue of work until finding a wrestling school in Berlin. There, he learned the ins and outs of wrestling...or was suppose to. He received very basic training, but was similarly thrown out after assaulting his trainer for forgetting a comma on a sign for the school. But, with the basic training he had, he was able to get booked, where he spent the next 26 years. He actually planned to move to America earlier, but felt he needed to know the ins and outs of the English language before he could dare to move there, and as such these past 26 years have been spent studying at university, until he earned a PhD in English from the Humboldt University of Berlin in 2013. And now he has come to America, to teach the ways of proper grammar. Violently, obviously.
Wrestling Style: Bruiser
Finishers
1. YOU'RE NOT YOUR - Chokeslam
2. I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C - Brain Chop
3. Vergessen Sie nie Ihre Apostrophe - Spinebuster
Signature Moves
1. Saving The Future - Falcon Punch
2. Lernen Sie, Zauber - Big Boot
Other Moves Your Character Can Win With
1. Rollup
2. Armbar
3. Punch to the face
4. small boot to the face
5. Clothesline
Regular Moves
1. Strikes
2. Sidewalk slam
3. Chokes
4. Clotheslines
5. Boots
6. Elbows
7. That one where you lift the guy over your head then drop him behind you
8. Spinning Fist to the Face
9. Torture Rack
10. Armbar
Name: "Erhalter der Grammatik" Friedrich Schwarz
Twitter Handle (if applicable): Soon(tm)
Height: 6'3
Weight: 189lbs
Hometown: Berlin, Germany
Age: 48
Years Experience: 26
Alignment: -5
A literal Grammar Nazi, you cannot find a worse person in a wrestling ring unless there was suddenly a wrestling pedophile. And if that is ever a thing let's just all quit.
Entrance Music: "Word Crimes" by "Weird" Al Yankovic
Physical Appearance: Henry Rollins
Ring Attire: He comes to the ring in full "nondescript military" uniform, discarding the hat, coat and dress shirt, wrestling in his dress pants and dress shoes. Dress.
Character: An entirely serious wrestler who is easily distracted by the crowd chanting incorrect grammar at him.
List up to three strengths of your character; they can be in-ring related, personality related, whatever you think helps define your character:
1. Hit Good n' Hard - He's very limited, but what he can do he is at least pretty good at.
2. Excellent Grammar - Seriously though his grammar is just top-notch it's truly astounding.
List up to three weaknesses of your character:
1. 26 years and never learned - Despite the long time he's spent wrestling, he's apparently never bothered to actually build any kind of defense against other kinds of wrestling.
2. ...what did he say to that black guy? - Of course he's a racist, what did you expect. He finds other races inferior due to their grammar, and has no problem making that clear. And boy is that gonna make him so many friends.
Athletic Background: 5 years of military service before going into wrestling.
Brief Career History: Friedrich was raised in a strict home, where proper language was valued above all things. If his grammar was even slightly incorrect, he would be beaten with a bag of beets and sent to the basement. At 17 he entered the military where he spent 5 years before being discharged after assaulting a superior officer for poor spelling on an official report. Without the military, Friedrich found himself without an avenue of work until finding a wrestling school in Berlin. There, he learned the ins and outs of wrestling...or was suppose to. He received very basic training, but was similarly thrown out after assaulting his trainer for forgetting a comma on a sign for the school. But, with the basic training he had, he was able to get booked, where he spent the next 26 years. He actually planned to move to America earlier, but felt he needed to know the ins and outs of the English language before he could dare to move there, and as such these past 26 years have been spent studying at university, until he earned a PhD in English from the Humboldt University of Berlin in 2013. And now he has come to America, to teach the ways of proper grammar. Violently, obviously.
Wrestling Style: Bruiser
Finishers
1. YOU'RE NOT YOUR - Chokeslam
2. I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C - Brain Chop
3. Vergessen Sie nie Ihre Apostrophe - Spinebuster
Signature Moves
1. Saving The Future - Falcon Punch
2. Lernen Sie, Zauber - Big Boot
Other Moves Your Character Can Win With
1. Rollup
2. Armbar
3. Punch to the face
4. small boot to the face
5. Clothesline
Regular Moves
1. Strikes
2. Sidewalk slam
3. Chokes
4. Clotheslines
5. Boots
6. Elbows
7. That one where you lift the guy over your head then drop him behind you
8. Spinning Fist to the Face
9. Torture Rack
10. Armbar