Post by Nicholas Gray on Nov 16, 2014 0:38:17 GMT -6
We come to the parking lot near the gigantic stage setup for the outdoor event of The Autumn Effect, and near a gigantic blinged out version of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, along with a pick up truck. Loud music is eminating from the mobile hot dog, and as Tom Matheny approaches it, it's nobody's surprise that there at the vehicle is the core of Tom Higashikata's Based Empire. Carey Dean, Jackie "The Lad" Fowler, Daniel Lanning, Shinji Uchikawa, Black Jones, Duke Togo, Cailey Carter, and a few party people all seem to be hanging about as Tom Matheny approaches them.
Tom Matheny: Um, Based Empi--
Carey Dean: C'mon, Matheny! We ain't gonna hurt ya! I got enough to last for that tonight!
Carey hops down from where he is and puts his arm around the interview man, giving him a beer.
Carey Dean: Loosen up, Tommy boy...we got big things poppin' tonight! Look around this crowd! We got the heavy hitters from (R)Evolution Wrestling here! We got boys ready to go take EXODUS by storm! Look at what we got here, Matheny...these boys are about to fire it up no matter where we go, because there ain't a damn thing holdin' us back. Tonight, however...you got three knuckleheads who need to throw down something fierce.
Waving them over, Lanning and Fowler come over, drinks in hand as Carey holds up his bottle of beer.
Carey Dean: Frost, Mallory, Carter...you three chuckleheads have been a real goddamn problem to (R)Evolution the past few months, so I'm lookin' nice and forward to puttin' an end to this tonight. No rules, no boundaries, it's about time you three Bitches of Eastwick got yourselves a little dose of some street justice. To my left, you got Jackie the Lad. Jackie's a real living and breathing hooligan from the other side of the pond. To my right, you got Dan the Bounty Hunter, one of the hardest hitting and most relentless bastards I know. And right here in the center? You got the Next Generation War Machine. Tonight, it ain't a wrestlin' match, girls...it's a war.
Carey smirks and raises both his hands, fingers extending into pistols as he slowly starts to aim them at the camera.
Carey Dean: I didn't want it to come to this, Cassidy, but I'm about to hit you upside the head so goddamn hard, I'm gonna undo the scrambling in your brain Rachel Foxx gave you...and speaking of Rachel?
Carey smirks and extends his middle finger to the camera.
Carey Dean: Lookin' real forward to fightin' my way up the lackey ladder to get you in that ring. Either way, tonight this crowd's gonna turn down for what, and you three...can expect to get wrecked. And afterwards, the drinks are on us...
Without hesitation, Carey slams the beer bottle over the side of the "Based Mobile," showing the jagged edges from the broken item.
Carey Dean: ...but the blood's on you. See you bitches in the ring.
Fade to the ring.
David Zinkus: The following match is scheduled for one fall…and it is for the (R)EVOLUTION WRESTLING WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!
The lights start to flash around the entrance as “Guile’s Theme” begins to play throughout the PA system. Soon enough, out from the back, accompanied by Anna Giovanna and Astrid Larsson come Gunnar Stahl and Mattias Jepsen of Bloodsport! With towel draped around their necks and matching gold Under Armour t-shirt customized for them, Bloodsport comes out confidently marching down from the ramp! Not gesturing to the fans, Jepsen and Stahl make his way to the ring with purpose before getting in and taking a small skip in his step before raising his hands! Letting Anna and Astrid do her assigned jobs as their ring girls, Bloodsport goes to their corner, having a pair of seats placed in the area for them by the outside staff. They remove the towels and shirts, getting water from Astrid and Anna while taking a seat, turning back to face the ring while Astrid keeps shouting words of encouragement at Mattias about his manliness (while Anna rolls her eyes), and Gunnar takes a second to adjust his curly mustache while the two glare at the entrance ramp, the two determined to make their impact.
David Zinkus: And the challengers…accompanied to the ring by Astrid Larsson and Anna Giovanna…weighing in tonight at combined weight of four hundred and twenty-six pounds…Mattias Jepsen…Gunnar Stahl…THEY ARE…BLOOOOOOOOOOODSPOOOOOOORTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darrin Stearns: A very determined set of challengers here tonight, Minoru…as we know, Gunnar has a victory over Takuto Shindo and that combined with the events at the last EXPRO on FX show led us to Bloodsport getting this match…
Minoru Asano: Bloodsport? Blood? Sangrias?! WHERE, FRIEND?!?! I MUST HAVE SOME!
The lights in the entire arena slowly fade away, streams of different colored lights beginning to swirl across the entire arena before the spotlight shines on the center stage and the ramp, as the thirty-five second mark of “Orpheus” by Mamoru Miyano hits the PA system in full blast, revealing two men with their backs to the cameras, dancing and singing accordingly to the beginning of the music before they turn around, revealing themselves to be the Galactic Pretty Boys – cue screaming fangirls in Section G and around the arena as the two begin to sing, (R)Evolution Wrestling tag team titles around their waists.
Sing your song hanaretete mo wakaru yo
Hear my wind tsunagatteiru sora wa hitotsu…
kagirinai Brand-new sky bokura wa hitori ja nai kara
haruka na kimi no RABU SONGU habataite
shinjiyou Shiny days futari no zettaiteki na "Ai no Heart chain"…
At this point, the two of them are near the apron and with a nod, they begin to sing the chorus to their heart’s content as they take on a run, leaping from the floor onto the second rope in an impressive display of athleticism to the crowd watching…
David Zinkus: And their opponents…directly from STARHEART Enterprises in Tokyo, Japan to your homes today…at a combined weight of three hundred and sixty-seven pounds…they are the (R)Evolution Wrestling World Tag Team champions…Takuto Shindo…Sugata Hotaru…THEY ARE GINGA BISHOUNEN! THE GALACTIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC…PREEEEEEEETTY BOOOOOYSSSSS!!!!
We'll have an innocent dream. Feel me, touch me.
kono kodou ga mirai dakara sou, yoake wo matsu sekai e...
hibike Orpheus heart!!!
They springboard from the second rope to the inside of the ring, before taking center stage as the spotlight shines on them, finishing off their dance with a pose where Sugata unbuckles his championship belt and raises it with his right hand in the air triumphantly while Takuto is split-legged in front of him, patting his own championship gold while posing with a sheepish smile on his face as the girls scream along with a few bits of heckling. The two break their pose, handing over the (R)Evolution Wrestling World Tag Team titles to the referee and make their way to the nearest corner, discussing strategy and all else as they prepare themselves for tag team action.
Minoru Asano: Their dancing makes me happy, friend! So happy I think I need another shot of this Petron left over from the roast last night.
Darrin Stearns: …I’m quite surprised you were able to make that, Minoru. Nonetheless, the (R)Evolution Wrestling World Tag Team champions are here after a strong showing at the EXPRO on FX main event, but they have been a bit on a downward spiral with some losses lately…perhaps this could be their eventual comeback into the winning column here tonight.
The bell rings as Mattias Jepsen stands up from his seat, Gunnar going to the apron as the wooden seats are taken from the one side while Sugata Hotaru steps forward from the champions’ corner and IMMEDIATELY takes off in a run, catching Jepsen with a running forearm that stuns the bigger wrestler, sending him to the ropes as Sugata continues to wail on him with forearms, before irish whipping Jepsen to the ropes and catching him on the return with a jumping calf kick. He screams at Jepsen about who be manly now before grabbing on to the wrist of Jepsen and placing it in a wrist lock before tagging in Takuto, who springboards from the top rope and connects with a flying double axe handle to Jepsen’s left shoulder and the exposed arm in the wrist lock. Jepsen stumbles back, shocked as Takuto comes running at him, kicking twice at his left arm before connecting with an arm drag to Jepsen. Jepsen returns the favor with an arm drag of his own shortly after, but as the one-half of Bloodsport goes to try and capitalize, he gets kicked right in the arm again, and Jepsen looks in pure shock at the one-half of the champions, screaming “THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO KICK, PANSY MAN” before attempting a roundhouse kick right at Takuto’s jaw…which Takuto ducks under and uses the opportunity to roll Jepsen up onto a schoolboy!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE- Jepsen kicks out, moving back towards his own corner, blinking as he watches Takuto nod a few times, tapping the side of his head “LEO-SENSEI MAKE US SMARTER YOU SEE!”
Darrin Stearns: And the champions taking the early advantage here and perhaps some time spent with one-half of the EXODUS Pro World Tag Team champions in Leander Apollo has done some good for the Galactic Pretty Boys.
Minoru Asano: They look like they have a game plan, friend. Let’s drink to that!
Mattias and Gunnar begin to rapidly discuss this odd turn of events, pointing at the Galactic Pretty Boys corner and speaking in multiple dialects that nobody else sans Astrid seems to be able to follow. Finally, Mattias comes out from his corner and finds himself attempting to lock up with Takuto, only for Takuto to duck under the attempt and catch him with a dropkick to the back, sending Jepsen stumbling to the ropes. Takuto immediately takes off on a run from the opposite ropes, spring boarding from them and as he soars through the air, he meets Mattias with a springboard cross body. Immediately, Takuto leaps towards his corner, tagging in Sugata who ascends to the top rope while Takuto runs to the opposite ropes, dropkicking Gunnar out of the apron before sliding out of the ring himself as Sugata is now on the top rope with his back to Jepsen. He leaps from the top rope, executing a beautiful backflip and attempting to land with a double foot stomp that Mattias is wise to roll out of the way for, as Hotaru stumbles back from the missed attempt but rolls backward, standing up to his feet just a second before Jepsen can do so himself, meeting the man with an open handed palm slap to the chest which the crowd gasps at as Jepsen reels back…and Hotaru proceeds to do another one…and another…and another…he backs Mattias to the GPB turnbuckle and continues the open handed palm slaps in quick fashion to his chest before ending it with a Mongolian chop to the chest, while the sound of something smacking the ring post on the other end of the ring is heard shortly after with another gasp following!
Minoru Asano: Oh man, that Bloodsport boy is more red than I am right now, friend!
Darrin Stearns: The Galactic Pretty Boys are coming out swinging and they’re trying to end this one early, the cover…but wait a minute!
Sugata does indeed have the cover, but the referee is too distracted by Astrid Larsson on the apron, screaming about how unmanly this match has been so far and that the Japanese man must clearly be cheating to overwhelm such a manly man like Mattias Jepsen…and the referee, meanwhile, is just trying to get her out of the apron. As Sugata gets off the cover to investigate the ruckus, he’s grabbed from behind by Gunnar Stahl, who places him in a rear-naked choke, dragging him to the center of the ring before placing Sugata in a half nelson and suplexing him right onto the mat. Astrid hops off the apron the moment after Gunnar is back on the apron again as Mattias stands back to his feet, glancing at both Sugata out in the center of the ring and then onto the outside where Takuto is stumbling around, his head now bloodied from the events that occurred while Sugata was attempting to put down Mattias.
Darrin Stearns: And Bloodsport taking advantage of the numbers game here. Astrid already helped doing a number on Takuto Shindo on the outside by distracting him until Gunnar threw him head first into the steel post.
Minoru Asano: This is a bloody affair, Darrin. I’d recommend starting with these shots here, one after the other.
Mattias proceeded onto the attack, a few stomps to Sugata before picking him up and connecting with a snap suplex to the Galactic Pretty Boy. He proceeds to pick him up and connect with another snap suplex before kicking away at Hotaru some more, screaming about his manliness before dragging Sugata to their corner and tagging in Gunnar Stahl. Jepsen and Stahl proceed to lift Hotaru to his feet and begin to kick away at him from both sides, each kick more brutal than the next before Stahl leg sweeps Hotaru while Mattias connects with a jumping crescent kick to his skull. Stahl immediately shoots the half and the referee slides to the mat:
ONE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE- NOPE, Sugata gets the shoulder up in the nick of time.
Stahl drags Sugata back to his feet and lifts him up before connecting with a gutbuster, shaking his head as he watches Sugata cough and roll around at the impact. Gunnar drags Sugata over to their corner again, tagging in Mattias as the two begin to stomp away at the prone champion, forcing the referee to step in and nearly count Gunnar out for a possible DQ until Stahl promptly got himself back on the apron, almost falling off by accident. Jepsen shakes his head, dragging the Galactic Pretty Boy by his hair to the center of the ring, SCREAMING at the crowd and how wrong they were for laughing at their beautiful, fluid sweet moves two weeks ago before placing Sugata in a seated position and kicking away at his chest accordingly once, twice, three times before running to the ropes and back before attempting to punt Hotaru into oblivion with another soccer kick…and very much succeeding.
Darrin Stearns: Oof! A little PK Blitz, if you will, from Mattias Jepsen and Minoru, this young man’s aggression has escalated to unseen levels after he found out the object of his affections…well…started getting plowed by my good friend Christian Kane.
Minoru Asano: He could use a drink, friend! That plus he has blondie Swede with the massive boobs over there…who also needs a drink! EVERYONE, DRINKS FOR EVERYONE HERE, FRIENDS!
Jepsen glanced down at Sugata, who is bleeding from the nose now after the last kick and glances at the disapproving crowd, booing his actions as he screams at them to shut up before lifting Sugata back to his feet, chopping him across the chest and screaming at the Japanese man to admit he has the better dance moves, only to get a response from the bloodied up Sugata that is…well…
“YOU SUCK AT KICKING! JUST LIKE JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IN TRUE LIES!”
A majority of the crowd hears that one…and their gasped shock followed by cheers seem to drive Mattias Jepsen berserk as he attempts to kick Sugata in the head and Hotaru manages to duck under, running to the ropes and immediately jumping off of them at a high angle, landing right on Mattias’ shoulders before he flips him over, connecting with a massive reverse hurricanrana.
Darrin Stearns: STAR SWORD AMETHYST!!!
Minoru Asano: Oh, it’s that time for the Star Sword shots already? OKAY FRIEND, LET’S DO THESE THINGS!
As Minoru and Darrin – begrudgingly – partake in said shots, the crowd is at a fever pitch as Takuto is banging his right hand against the turnbuckle, right hand extended as he’s yelling at Sugata to get here while Gunnar is doing something similar along with Astrid, while Anna watches with no semblance of amusement whatsoever from her end as Mattias begins to crawl to the Bloodsport corner. He reaches Gunnar first, tagging him in and Stahl darts out from the corner, attempting to put a stop to Sugata from reaching his partner but Hotaru takes the forward leap and tags in Takuto, who grabs on to the ropes and springboards off of them immediately, landing on Stahl with a pair of knees and the Star Sword [Sapphire] maneuver! Takuto rolls forward, immediately jumping onto the middle rope and catching Jepsen with a springboard dropkick before the other Bloodsport member tries anything funny. Feeling the momentum on their side, Takuto returns his attentions to Stahl, proceeding to catch the bigger man with a swift savate kick to the gut, doubling him over before turning behind him, connecting with a reverse DDT as he glances at the crowd, beginning to move his hips and then pointing at Sugata, who nods in approval as he gets inside the ring again and the two take their positions…while dancing one of their usual, complicated routines and the crowd begins to hum along their theme song.
Minoru Asano: These Galactic Pretty Boys are going for something here! Hold on guys, before you do that, lemme get in on this beer here!
Darrin Stearns: We are dancing the night away here at (R)Evolution Wrestling and I’m afraid that it’s not going to be Saturday Night Fever for Gunnar Stahl if the Galactic Pretty Boys have anything to say about that.
A few hip swings and a pelvic thrust with crotch chops included towards Gunnar Stahl as he stands, the Galactic Pretty Boys dart from their spots and both connect with an in-sync super kick right to Stahl’s temple, flooring him on the spot. Takuto immediately goes for the cover:
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE- BUT THIS TIME IT’S STAHL GETTING THE SHOULDER UP AT THE NICK OF TIME!
Takuto and Sugata don’t waste any time, standing up to their feet and striking a quick muscle pose before dropping a set of joint elbow drops on Stahl before standing him up and irish whipping him to the ropes – although it is noticed by the referee that there is a blind tag as Mattias leaps onto the apron and reaches out to smack Stahl’s right shoulder before he comes back right into a Double DDT from the GPB. Mattias rushes forward, catching Sugata with a rolling Koppou kick but Shindo takes advantage of the opportunity to then place Jepsen into a cravate hold, which is then countered as Mattias expertly escapes out and then attempts to roll Takuto into a cross armbreaker, only for Takuto to roll back before Jepsen can lock in the hold and catch him with a front dropkick to the face as the Bloodsport member sat up to see what was going on. Takuto quickly then ascends to the top rope, the crowd beginning to get excited as he scales up and stands up fully, his arms opening up before he jumps out with a corkscrew shooting star press, nailing Mattias Jepsen in full.
Darrin Stearns: TAU MISSILE!!!
Minoru Asano: THE PRETTY BOY FINALLY NAILED IT IN A MATCH! LET’S DRINK TO IT!
But before Takuto can attempt a cover…Astrid Larsson is right back on the apron, yelling at the referee, pointing out the circumstances and once again talking about how the Galactic Pretty Boys aren’t man enough to handle manly men like Bloodsport. Nevertheless, Anna Giovanna hops on the apron next to Astrid as well…although instead of acting as a distraction, she gets on Astrid’s face, screaming as to what the hell is she doing and as the two women argue and the referee remains distracted, the crowd’s attention turns to the entrance and react accordingly to the man marching down from it, hockey stick in hand.
Darrin Stearns: …Wait what?! What is he doing here?!
Minoru Asano: OH MAN, IT’S BRYAN CADE-DES!!!! EVERYONE DRINK TO HIM!!!!
Bryan Cade’s look is a stoic one as he sees Gunnar Stahl gradually returning to his feet and as he glances at the ring, he immediately slides the hockey stick into the ring…and Gunnar grabs it. With a smile, Gunnar grasps the hockey stick and begins moving it around the mat as if he were playing the sport…one deke, two and after the triple deke, he darts forward, “spearing” Sugata Hotaru with the pointy end right in the nuts before cracking an incoming Takuto Shindo across the skull with it! The crowd gasps and then begins to boo intensely as Gunnar immediately tosses the torn apart stick down through the bottom rope and then places Mattias Jepsen right on top of Takuto Shindo before sliding out of the ring, screaming at Astrid and Anna. Astrid gets out of the apron, but Anna refuses, still commanding the referee’s attention as to what just happened behind him before she’s finally yanked off of it by Gunnar himself as the ref turns back to the ring…and sees the cover:
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darrin Stearns: Oh you have got to be kidding me…
“Guile’s Theme” begins to play on the PA system as Gunnar Stahl jumps in the air in approval and Astrid immediately slides into the ring while Anna looks disgusted, as the two enter the ring and help Mattias to his feet, screaming and exclaiming in multiple European languages that they’ve won the championships. Bryan Cade, on the other hand, applauds the efforts in the ring with a grin on his face before jumping onto the apron and joining them as the referee brings the (R)Evolution Wrestling World Tag Team titles over to the newly crowned champions.
David Zinkus: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners…and NEEEEEEEEW (R)Evolution Wrestling World Tag Team Champions…Mattias Jepsen…Gunnar Stahl…BLOOOOOOOOOOODSPOOOOOORTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Mattias is finally back to his senses as he grabs on to one of the titles and Gunnar grabs the other, the two partners exchanging a manly embrace and roaring in approval as they raise the titles in the air, screaming about how their manliness won them championship gold, just like they promised! Bryan Cade makes his way to the tandem, shaking hands with Astrid, Mattias and Gunnar before he assists Astrid with placing the (R)W Tag Team titles around their waists and then lifting their arms in the air victoriously.
Minoru Asano: That ending is going to give those Galactic Pretty Boys one heckuva hangover in the morning, Darrin. My friend, I think I should probably pour them some drinks too, shouldn’t I?
Darrin Stearns: Bloodsport are our new (R)Evo Wrestling World Tag Team champions, but folks, you had better believe they had the numbers game at their side here tonight…look at Anna, she did not seem to have expected this from them.
The camera cuts back to Anna Giovanna, who is marching up the ramp, shaking her head and not bothering to celebrate with her “team” due to the antics that occurred as the camera cuts back to Bryan Cade even going as far as bringing up some trophies and trinkets to place around the area as the entirety of Bloodsport poses with them for photos before the cameras go elsewhere.