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Post by Nicholas Gray on Apr 15, 2015 22:14:26 GMT -6
DARIUS REED vs. JAMAR WILLIAMS Jamar Williams is an impressive physical specimen that really should have done research into where he was signing up to. He's had two matches since coming to (R)Evo, and both have left him bewildered and beaten. First he faced off against a great Kaiju, then faced off with whatever the blue fuck Ramsay Bodach is. Luckily for the young man this show he faced an opponent that was completely normal. Unfortunately that opponent was Darius Reed. Darius Reed is also an impressive physical specimen, mixed with an unending anger. And he unleashed that on poor Jamar. It was actually very impressive to watch, seeing Darius throw a man of Jamar's size around like he did, making it all seem too...simple. He hefted him around like he was nothing, and finally put the young weightlifter down with the Reed Family Dynasty! The crowd booed the big man heavily as he showed the typical Reed Family response to that: no fucks given. WINNER: DARIUS REED
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Apr 15, 2015 22:14:31 GMT -6
CAREY DEAN vs. CARLTON WINSLOW Carey Dean came into this match realizing that Carlton Winslow basically drew the short end of the straw. Though he wasn't exactly a big fan of putting a beatdown on Carlton, the bell rang and Carey got right to work. The #1 Contender to Jaina Frost's title got right to work, deconstructing young Carlton with a flurry of fists and a seemingly out of nowhere snap powerslam off an Irish Whip reversal. Carey wasn't exactly itching to break Carlton in two, but Carey continued to pummel poor Carlton. In a rare moment of kindness, after Carey hit the Struck a Nerve kick, he offered Carlton a chance to give up before he locked in a submission, to which Carlton seemed to start shaking his head. With a shrug, Carey shook his head and lifted him, but Carlton reversed the whip and telegraphed the back body drop, leaving Carey to hit his True North DDT before locking in the D.E.A.L. and keeping it locked in with minimal effort until Carlton tapped out screaming. Following the match, a young redhead hopped the ramp and came to give him a hug, but she wound up getting carried out, leaving Carey upset as he reached for a microphone. Carey Dean: YO! HEY RICHWINE! Haven't you had enough of me and my boys ruining your fun? By the way, you still smell like the piss Jacko took on you a few months back. Richwine scowls as he puts the girl down, leaving the crowd to start a "YOU SMELL LIKE PISS!" chant, complete with claps. Carey Dean: Put the broad down, she's with me! That's my buddy Siobhan, she's got the back of me, Danny, and Jacko, you hear? She's the official Booze Sister, got that? So that basically means that I've got some back up in case Jaina and company decide they want to make the odds a little more friendlier for her when I get my World Title shot in a few weeks. See, you're not looking at the smartest man in the room, but I'm no fool. I know that someone will be lurking in the shadows, so I'm not having that. Not now, not ever. Jaina, keep track of the days, because at The War Isn't Over Yet...YOU CAN EXPECT TO GET WRECKED! "Breaking Skin" starts up again, and Carey high fives Siobhan before she hops up on his back and he carries her off while he high fives Tom Higashikata as they make their way towards the back. WINNER: CAREY DEAN
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Apr 15, 2015 22:14:39 GMT -6
SIMON RAINES vs. SYDNEY CHRISTENSEN In his first match back in Revo after losing in a fatal four-way for the Pacific Coast title, Simon Raines took on yet another great challenge in former (R)Evolution World Champion Sydney Christiansen. The technical ace, fresh off a win against REVOLUTION’s Sue, was looking to pick up another win tonight against the self-proclaimed Artist of War. With two gifted young wrestlers facing off in the squared circle, this promised to be a show that the fans would not soon forget. Simon Raines took the opportunity to show not only his incredible striking ability, but also his improving technical skill in the ring, with Sydney countering him expertly and finding moments to take advantage of Simon’s relative inexperience as a wrestler. Raines put up a true fight against the former champion, preventing Sydney from truly gaining control over the match, but Sydney’s performance showed just why her title reign had lasted as long as it had and kept the Artist of War from getting the upper hand as well. In the end, though both wrestlers turned the match into a showcase of their various talents, it was Sydney’s experience and superior technical knowledge that won out. She hit Simon in the stomach with a well-aimed roundhouse kick and grabbed him by the wrist, wrapping him up in the ALPHA-16 and forcing the Artist of War to tap out. WINNER: SYDNEY CHRISTENSEN We turn backstage to see Anderson Cobalt pacing up and down a hallway, clearly getting into the right mindset for his upcoming semi-final OC Title Tournament match. He continues to pace for a few moments before stopping in his tracks at a sound. A terrible sound coming from behind him. The thing of nightmares. Yukiko Hojo: AAAAAAAAAAAACE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Cobalt's face noticeably scrunches up at this, the would be Ace taking a VERY deep breath before turning to face his biggest fan. Anderson Cobalt: Yeah. Hi, Yukiko. Yukiko Hojo: And Pipe-chan! She holds up her beloved pipe and Cobalt can only slowly nod. Anderson Cobalt: ...right. The pipe. Hi? She nods rapid fire. Yukiko Hojo: I! Just wanted to personally wish you luck tonight, Ace-kun! I just know you're gonna take that ugly plastic lady and curbstomp her on your way to that shiny title! To emphasize her point she swings her arms out excitedly, and as a consequence slings Pipe-chan at the wall, where it actually cracks and sinks into the wall a bit where she hits it! Cobalt can only stare in shock as Yukiko's head slooooowly turns to look sheepishly at him. Yukiko Hojo: Sorry! Pipe-chan doesn't know her strength sometimes! Anderson Cobalt: ...right. Okay. So. I gotta go wrestle a match. In the ring. Win things. Yukiko Hojo: Okay! Good luck Ace-kun, slay her! He can only stare, before he puts a thumbs-up up. Anderson Cobalt: Thank you. And he got the fuck out of there. Yukiko waved as he departed, then yanked Pipe-chan from the wall. She grinned far too wide at the pipe. Yukiko Hojo: Ace-kun thanked me! She then presses the pipe to her chest and lets out a squeal that is considered dangerous in most states. We fade to commercial on that lovely sound...
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Apr 15, 2015 22:14:45 GMT -6
JAINA FROST vs. OLIVER CREED The current darkness meets the past darkness, as Oliver Creed (once of HATE) met the current Revo champion, Jaina Frost. Creed, who's suffered many setbacks over the past six months or so, came in ready to change his fortunes at Jaina's expense. And he certainly tried. Creed has a massive size advantage over the champion, a half foot and a hundred pounds on her, and he used it. He actually had our world champion looking a bit like a ragdoll for a few minutes there, using his weight to throw the far smaller woman around. But that changed when Jaina used Creed's own momentum against him at one point and flipped him onto his back into a crossarmbar that did some good damage. From there it was fully Jaina's game as she slowly, deviously, worked Creed apart, before ascending the top rope to nail the Devil's Dare. After the 3 count the champ held her belt up to booing from the crowd, just as she wanted. WINNER: JAINA FROST
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Apr 15, 2015 22:14:53 GMT -6
ORANGE COUNTY TITLE TOURNAMENT - SEMI-FINALS ANDERSON COBALT vs. VENUS Arrogance met arrogance tonight, as the self-proclaimed "Ace" took on the supermodel submission specialist. From the moment the bell rang the two were in each other's faces, jawing off. They began to lock up, only for Venus to twist around on Cobalt, taking him down to the mat with his arm twisted behind his back! But Cobalt was able to quickly grab hold of the ropes with his free hand, forcing the release and allowing him to get to his feet. Venus took the time to jaw off at him some as he pushed up from his hands and knees, but she should have been paying attention to how close she still was to Cobalt, who lashed out with a boot and kicked her leg out from under her! Venus was suddenly on her hands and knees, Cobalt was up, he hit the ropes and came off to try and nail the Stage Ascender, with Venus only quickly rolling backwards at the last moment to escape it. It was Cobalt's turn to jaw off now, making sure Venus was aware of how close he'd just been. This at least gave Venus time to get back to her feet, and the two locked up again. Cobalt whipped her into the ropes, spinning for a rolling elbow to smash into her as she came back only for Venus to duck under and keep running, hitting the opposite ropes and coming off with a big crossbody onto Cobalt taking him down! She immediately moved to get on top of Cobalt and began to work his arm, keeping it wrenched in bad positions. He wasn't quite close enough to the ropes to immediately grab on, and thus had to endure. He managed to reach the ropes after a a bit, but the damage was done. Down to one arm, Cobalt got to his feet and still gave it his all. He surprised Venus with a chop from his good hand, taking the breath from her and allowing him to whip her into the corner. Venus smashed into the corner and Cobalt was quick to get there himself, climbing to the first rope and clearly had some big flip move in mind, but he never got the chance. Venus was ready, and dropped to her butt and pulled herself out from the corner...at the same time she pulled Cobalt's legs out from under him, causing him to fall and smash face first into the turnbuckle! He was pretty much out of it, making it easy for her to roll him up and gain entrance to the finals. Afterwards Venus got to her feet among the boos and only responded by tapping her finger against her head, reminding everyone of her intelligence. Then she reminded them of how good she looks as she posed over her beaten opponent. WINNER: VENUS
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Apr 15, 2015 22:15:01 GMT -6
ORANGE COUNTY TITLE TOURNAMENT - SEMI-FINALS JACKIE THE LAD vs. MISTRESS VIVIENNE ROBICHAUD Mistress Vivi and Jackie the Lad have a very...checkered past. From their first meeting, the two have seemingly had an extreme disliking for one another, so this match was going to be an interesting situation. Of course, given Jackie's recent incidents, Vivi had no problem being willing to stoke the flames by bringing out a pineapple with googly eyes glued to it and Mr. Potato Head arms jammed in! Jackie didn't hesitate to react by looking on at it angrily, screaming barely heard obscenities in the direction of the Voodoo Priestess! When the bell rang, Vivi used her speed to jab at Jackie, his anger leaving him making several mistakes in the early going. When Jackie finally connected though, he did so in a manner that almost clean knocked off the head of Robichaud! Vivi was nearly shell shocked at the shot at first, Jackie taking over the match and getting the fans behind him when he started taking it to one of the members of mara's "Family." Even if there were moments of being uncomfortable when he mocked the idea of her committing lewd acts while he controlled the match, Jackie was still cheered for bringing a fight to the poorly liked Vivi. Even with Vivi looking good in trying to regain the advantage, it still wasn't enough to topple Jackie until she tried to bring the pineapple back into play. The aptly named "PiNeAk" was brought into play as Vivi tried to use it against Jackie, but the referee wasn't going to allow Jackie to be accosted by a pineapple for two straight shows. When the ref tried to remove it from the equation, the cruelest form of irony happened when Vivi managed to kick Jackie in the dick, forcing the man to reel. After that, it was academic for the woman as she picked up the 1-2-3 and advanced to the finals. WINNER: VIVIENNE ROBICHAUD As the referee raises her hand in triumph, Mistress Vivi gestures to one of the tech people to hand her a microphone. Once one is handed to her, the Voodoo Queen of New Orleans raises it with a grin, standing in the center of the ring. Mistress Vivi: Hope your ghost-busting girlfriend doesn’t mind too much that I took you out of commission, Fowler. Throw some ice on there or something, I’m sure you’ll be okay. The crowd responds with a mix of boos and cheers, which Mistress Vivi waves off. Mistress Vivi: Anyway! Jackie Fowler is in the past, and now it’s time to look toward the future - the future that has me beating it into Venus once and for all that the Supermodel Submission Specialist ain’t got nothing on me. I threw her out of the ring at the Call Your Shot invitational - my very first match with this company, and I beat her. I beat her again during the Top of the Class tournament and took myself all the way to the semifinals. And now I’m going to beat her again and get my name down in the history books as the very first winner of the Orange County Championship. She laughs as the crowd’s booing gets louder, taking joy in their reaction to her. Mistress Vivi: Cause let me tell you something, you can call me a dumb ratchet hoe all you want, Venus. The proof is right here in this ring. You want a piece of me? Come and get it. I’ll throw you over the top rope again. I’ll pin you again. Hey, maybe for change I’ll get you in the Agonizing Ecstasy and make you submit to me. Make no mistake, Venus. I will break you if that’s what it takes to get you to understand who rules this ring. I will rip you to shreds and beat you within an inch of your life and when I’ve spat your bones back out, maybe then you’ll finally get it. I am not some problem that you can have your manager take care of. And if you don’t consider me a threat yet, then you’re even more foolish than you look. Hope you’ve got a good plastic surgeon on call - better than the one that did your boob job, at least. Because when I’m through with you, you’re going to need someone to help put that ugly mug of yours back in place. Get ready to bow to your mistress, bitch... once and for all.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Apr 15, 2015 22:15:09 GMT -6
MAIN EVENT CTHULHU JONES vs. NoVaK Pond: This has been a hell of a night here in San Diego at the (R)Evolution Dojo, but we've got one more match, and it's weirder than random ninjas attacking Abby Park. Minoru Asano: BLEEPING NINJAS, FRIEND! Pond: Indeed, Minoru, bleeping ninjas. There won't be ninjas tonight, I think, when Cthulhu Jones meets NoVaK...next! The lights in the arena black out completely, the white noise of static flooding the speakers in a rather horrifying manner, when suddenly on RW's version of the EXOScreen... Suddenly, synthesizer and electronic noise comes through the speakers in place of the static as the picture never seems to get any clearer, the sounds of "Jacquard Causeway" by Boards of Canada kicking in as finally a single spotlight shows up at the entrance...in the form of a star. David Zinkus: Introducing first...from the Superunknown....representing The Family....NoVaK...THE SUPERRRRRRNOVVVVAAAA! The same sample and sounds continue to the slow drum beat as NoVaK begins walking toward the entrance way, a huge grin on his face as it seems like the light follows him, small lights that look like stars lighting up over the ring, aisle, and entrance while he steps down, practically stalking something or someone on the way to the ring. As what seems to be the broken and hypnotic music track continues to play, the house lights start to flash in time with the drum beat, almost as if he's creating electrical feedback by being in the area. The Supernova starts to shiver in delight as he finally makes it into the ring, darkening the arena again, now making the "stars" burn brighter to the beat of the music instead of the house lights. This goes on as he looks out at the crowd, already booing him while he clicks his heels in joy before going to his corner and waiting. Pond: This guy just gets stranger and stranger. Minoru Asano: People like this NoVaK are the reason I drink, friend! And people not like him! And people! And basically everything is a reason I drink! Pond: Well it's about to get weirder, Minoru. Grab your flask and hold on tight. Careless Whisper by Postmodern Jukebox starts playing over the arena's PA system. Smoke starts billowing out around the entranceway, with bright white light shining through it. Silhouetted in the centre stands a man, seemingly in a Trenchcoat and Fedora, hand rolled cigarette hanging from his lips. He steps forward, and illuminated by the arena lights the audience can see his painted face, partially shielded by both the brim of his hat and the high collar of his coat. Taking one last, long drag from his cigarette, he throws it to the floor and stubs it out underfoot. He steps toward the ring, nodding to the crowd as he moves forward. As he reaches the ring, he dives forward, sliding in under the bottom rope. In the ring, he looks about, seemingly basking in the roar of the crowd. Walking to his corner, he removes his coat and fedora, revealing painted face and his shirt and slacks beneath. He shakes hands with both the referee and announcer, before heading back to his corner to wait, rolling his sleeves up as he does so...but NoVaK doesn't wait and runs to attack him! Pond: We're starting early! The two men continue to brawl (are we sure they're men and not aliens/creatures?) as Cthulhu starts to regain momentum to start fighting his way out of his corner, spearing down NoVaK and starting to pepper him with fists to the face! The Supernova and The Gumshoe brawl to the outside of the ring, the two of them rolling out and attacking one another while they continue to fight. Both of them try to get up, and as NoVaK tries to whip Jones to the rail, Cthulhu reverses and sends The Supernova in, his back hitting the steel! Jones quickly runs toward NoVaK, unleashing a devastating dropkick! The two have stopped looking at the ring, seemingly more concerned with trying to take one another out. The bell has yet to ring for this match, and the two are still fighting, Cthulhu whipping NoVaK into the ring post. He slowly starts to sit him up on the apron as the two continue to fight. NoVaK kicks Jones in the chest as he slowly starts to climb farther up, starting to move off the corner and toward the top turnbuckle. The two of them are more interested in fighting than the bell ringing, and the two start to brawl as they both begin ascending the turnbuckles. The two seem to be high up, both of them balancing on the turnbuckle and ropes while they brawl, each of them trying to get some sort of an advantage...ONLY FOR EACH OF THEM TO FALL OFF AND ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR! Pond: OKAY, I THINK SOMEONE JUST DIED. Minoru Asano: YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT, FRIEND! The two of them remain lifeless on the ground after the fall, both of them seemingly out of it after the fall. As we go to copyright, it seems like neither of them are stirring to continue the fight. There may not be a main event after all! NO CONTEST
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Apr 15, 2015 22:15:17 GMT -6
Apparently that is indeed the case, as we suddenly find ourselves once more in the featureless room inhabited by Shinji Oshima. He seems to be the only one not surprised by what's just happened.
Shinji Oshima: Sorry. The only main event you're getting tonight is me. But, really, isn't that more than enough?
He smiles.
Shinji Oshima: Of course not. You want more, you always want more. Well don't worry. Those two...they will be going at one another again soon. You'll get what you wanted...but will it be as you imagined, or a far worse scare?
Shinji Oshima: But, really, why should you be unhappy with what you recieved? Tonight you saw 4 semi-finalists turn into 2 finalists. The Voodoo Priestess will meet the Supermodel in combat. The 25th of May, put it down on your calendars. That is the day those two will meet to become the first to represent the Orange County. Which one will surpass the other and be forever remembered? Having already seen it I can assure you all...it will be quite a show.
A moment's pause, as a thoughtful look comes over his face.
Shinji Oshima: Though, that May 25th date...that does leave two (R)Evolution shows before that fruit is grasped. What shall we do to pass the time, you ask? What could possibly fill the gap between now and then? Well, people are already thinking about what to do. You remember what I spoke of last time, yes? About how close another chance is for everyone? Well...
He leans forward to look into the camera, and smiles.
Shinji Oshima: Return in two weeks, and I'll tell you all about it.
The feed cuts.
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