Pond: Hello everyone we’re back and Dave, it’s been a long night.
Dave: Damn right it has, feels like an age sitting here.
Pond: Well we’re at the main event, so we can go home after and drink.
Dave: Great.
Pond: So! I don’t know about you all watching, but I’m still feeling good from seeing Anna bust Damon in the mouth, and this main event should keep that good feeling going, because it’s 20 people going at it!
Dave: 10 vs. 10.
Pond: Yes, that, thanks for the unneeded explanation. Yes, two teams of 10 will be going at it soon, one headed by our Revo champ Carey Caldwell, the other headed by the terror of HELL, Miedo.
Dave: Spooky bastard that he is.
Pond: And he has a whole team of spooky bastards with him. Miedo comes rolling in with his Las Manos friends, members of the Family, the newly minted Fantasmas duo, and Damage Inc!
Dave: Devastating team there, so Carey brought his own big guns.
Pond: That he did, the leader of the War Machines comes riding in with his War Machine partners, the Fightin’ Flanagans, El Hijo del Espiritu Santo, Maria, and Sydney Christensen!
Dave: Lot of talent there. Lot of crazy too.
Pond: It’ll be a hell of a show. David, have fun with introing THIS!
David Zinkus: The following is a 10 vs. 10 lucha rules Captain’s Fall match! To win this match, the captain of the team must be pinned. Introducing the first team…
“Cucarachas Enojadas” by Tito y Tarantula begins to play over the speakers as the lights dim, the crowd beginning to boo as the monstrous Miedo appears on the stage, the rest of his team following in behind him as he walks to the ring, the group of monsters and crazies garnering equal parts boos and people shrinking back in their seats from them.
David: Captained by Miedo, they are Mano Derecha, Mano Izquierda, NoVaK, the Uroboros, Vivienne Robichaud, Calavera, Ikiryo, Shizuka Yoshida & Yoshiko Watanabe! TEAM MIEDOOOOOOO!
The ten begin to file around the ring, coming around to one corner, Miedo going ahead and stepping up onto the apron first and entering the ring as the rest climb up to the apron, Miedo stepping up onto the bottom rope and facing the crowd with a roar.
David Zinkus: And the opposing team…
“Take Out The Gunman” by Chevelle begins to blare over the speakers as the crowd starts to cheer, as Carey and his team mates appear on stage. In contrast to the dour creepiness of the Miedo team, most of the Caldwell team is energetic, slapping hands with the crowd as they come down the ramp, most of them probably a few beers in already. Carey hops onto the apron and lets out a yell before entering the ring, the rest of his team climbing up onto the apron as Carey comes to stand in front of Miedo, the two glaring at one another as David announces.
David Zinkus: Captained by the (R)Evolution Wrestling Champion, Carey Caldwell! They are Gunnar Stahl, Mattias Jepsen, Christopher Moore, Crash Delgado, Fraser & Paddy Flanagan, El Hijo del Espiritu Santo, Maria AAAAAND Sydney Christensen! THEY ARE TEAM CAAAAALDWELLLLLL!
Pond: I’m kind of impressed that David was able to get that all out.
Dave: Guess that’s why you pay him.
Pond: ...we pay him?
Dave: ...we’re starting.
MAIN EVENT - CAPTAIN'S FALL LUCHA RULES 10 VS. 10 SPECTACULAR!
THE WAR MACHINES (CAREY CALDWELL (Captain), BLOODSPORT, CHRISTOPHER MOORE, CRASH DELGADO), THE FIGHTIN' FLANAGANS, EL HIJO DE ESPIRITU SANTO, MARIA & SYDNEY CHRISTENSEN vs. LOS GUERREROS DE MIEDO (MIEDO(Captain), LAS MANOS DEL DIABLO), THE FAMILY (NoVaK, THE UROBOROS, VIVIENNE ROBICHAUD), CALAVERA, IKIRYO & DAMAGE INC
Carey and Miedo both step back at the same time. Miedo glances at Ikiryo and jerks his head to the side, the message being received as Ikiryo steps forward to start things off. Carey looks at this, grins, and clasps Christopher Moore on the shoulder, giving some encouraging words and a fistbump before letting him go forward.
Dave: Moore is the most untested person on their team, so it says a lot that Carey believes in him enough to let him start off.
Pond: Carey takes care of his friends. So we’re starting off with Christopher Moore and Ikiryo, there’s the bell.
Dave: Lockup between the two, and a sudden twist from Moore lets him get Ikiryo’s arm and flip him to the mat.
Pond: Working the arm, but Ikiryo’s in a good enough spot he can get back to his feet, so not much use there.
Dave: Aye, but Moore’s smart and still manages to whip him into the ropes an-okay.
Pond: Ikiryo slides under the ropes instead of letting himself run into them, interesting strategy as it lets Calavera enter the ring and charge at Moore!
Dave: Just the briefest bit of surprise from Moore there, he forgot the rules for a second. Someone goes under the ring, someone else can replace them, and that’s gonna cost him. Calavera with a shoulder tackle, taking Moore down and...he runs and slides out the ring.
Pond: Ikiryo back in and he jumps, dropping both boots onto Moore’s head, and he’s back out the ring, and Calavera’s back in.
Dave: Smart work, if they keep switching it sets him off-balance, having to keep switching from game plan to game plan for the two of them.
Pond: Ikiryo and Calavera showing off a lot of cohesion here.
Dave: Bloody weirdos just started palling about and they’re already like this?
Pond: Scary.
Dave: Is, yeah.
The two continue to keep switching, Calavera clotheslining Moore down before rolling out the ring so Ikiryo can become the legal man, hopping up onto the ropes and landing an impressive springboard legdrop on Moore. He immediately slides out the ring, letting Calavera re-enter the ring and grab Moore, hefting him up to his feet only to get surprised as Moore grabs him by the head and drops down, cracking Calavera’s jaw on Moore’s shoulder! Calavera reels back, and Moore is up and angry. He begins to throw elbow after elbow into the face of Calavera, the skeleton faced man taking them as well as one could, suddenly driving a knee into the gut of Moore that stops his offense cold. He runs behind Moore and hits the ropes, coming back just as Ikiryo enters the ring and charges at Moore from the front! Calavera tackling his legs from behind as Ikiryo nails a spinning kick to Moore’s face, the dual impact flipping Moore onto his stomach! Ikiryo rushes him, pushing him onto his back before rolling out the ring, as Calavera ascends to the top rope and without missing a beat leaps off, nailing Moore with the Gris Cielo Peligro! He hooks the leg!
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David Zinkus: Christopher Moore has been eliminated!
Pond: Damn, that’s not good for the Caldwell-led team, one man down already.
Dave: Never a good spot to be in, the lads are going to have to work twice as hard to make up for it now.
Pond: Maria now stepping into the ring, and I guess Calavera isn’t that interested in fighting her, he’s sliding out.
Dave: Replaced by, who’s that, Vivienne?
Pond: Yep, the number 1 contender to the (R)Evolution title is now in the ring, and Maria looks ready for a fight.
Dave: Maria going to have to be careful here, she’s not the best against speedy folk.
Pond: That’s what Vivienne’s got in mind, she’s immediately taking charge at her, ducks the arms of Maria, hits the ropes, leaping crossbody taking them both down!
Dave: Aye but that’s a bad spot, it’s too close to Maria for too long, and that’s dangerous.
Pond: And it’s true, Maria’s got a hold on Vivi’s arm, she’s wrenching it behind her back, that looks painful.
Dave: It is, trust me. Vivienne needs to find a way out fast, or her arm’s buggered.
Pond: And she’s trying. She’s kicking her feet, trying to force the two of them closer to the ropes and...she’s got a leg on the ropes! Maria recognizes the break and releases, and we’re both getting up and...Maria’s going to her corner.
Dave: Guess she’s in the mood to switch out, let’s see who she’s going to switch with an-ah bugger it’s Crash.
Vivienne takes one look at the unofficial War Machine, seeing him bang his head to some unheard rhythm as he prepares to get going, and her response can be heard by the cameras.
Vivienne Robichaud: Nope.
She hurries to her corner and tags in the Supernova, NoVaK! If anything this change makes Crash happier, as he hurries to the middle of the ring to face down the Supernova. NoVaK looks over the masked luchador and responds to this sight as one might expect: by hissing in Crash’s face. Crash responds by smashing NoVaK in the face with an elbow! NoVaK’s head briefly rocks back, but he quickly gets back into Crash’s face and lets out another hiss, that Crash responds to with another elbow! Another hiss gets another elbow!
Hiss.
Elbow.
Hiss.
Elbow.
Hisss.
Elbow.
HISS.
ELBOW.
HISS!
ELBOW!
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!ELBOWWWWWWWWWWWW!With the final elbow he finally seems to have stunned the Supernova, Crash turning and hitting the ropes to come back and bowl him over, only for NoVaK to duck down and flip Crash over to the mat! NoVaK immediately drops down and gets a hold of Crash’s arm, starting to work it over, stopping every so often to lean down and hiss in Crash’s face.
Dave: Bloody Twilight Zone, I swear…
Pond: These two are working on an entirely different level, and it’s making for a hell of a...fight? Duel? Brawl? I can’t even tell what this is.
Dave: Nuts.
Pond: Yeah that’s it! NoVaK letting Crash up now, I don’t even know why.
Dave: Best not to try and understand, you’ll end up in a straitjacket. But Crash taking advantage, as he charges NoVaK and shoulder blocks him down!
Pond: Supernova’s back up though...just in time for Crash to come back around and shoulder block him again!
Dave: This is bad for the loon, once Crash builds a head of steam that’s it.
Pond: NoVaK’s up...he goes down...NoVaK’s up!...NoVaK’s down. Up! Down! Up! Down!
Dave: Getting too into this.
Pond: Maybe, but you have to appreciate that NoVaK keeps giving it a shot. Rolling out of Crash’s direct path now, he’s back to his feet in the corner.
Dave: Ain’t gonna do much good, Crash is directing himself at him, he’s got that full head of steam still, this might be it.
Pond: Crash going for a crossbody in the corner an-OH!
Dave: Bloody Supernova moved!
Pond: NoVaK used all of Crash’s momentum against him, letting him absolutely SMASH himself into the corner! He’s looking stunned now!
Dave: Hang on the loon’s going for Crash’s legs, what’s he doing there?
Pond: Oh! NoVaK yanks Crash’s legs out from under him, causing Crash to smash his face into the turnbuckle again! He’s down on the mat and he’s definitely stunned, NoVaK with the cover!
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David Zinkus: Crash Delgado has been eliminated!
Pond: Damn! Crash got his shoulder up, but it was right after the hand came down the last time. NoVaK stunned him JUST long enough!
Dave: He’s a loon, but he’s a clever one.
Pond: That’s what’s so scary about NoVaK, his speech and his appearance are scary and all, but once he actually gets to work is when things get terrifying, he’s something else.
Dave: Yeah. Something else, that’s how I’d put it.
NoVaK lets out a cackle at the crowd as they boo him, only to frown as the boos turn to cheers, as Sydney Christensen enters the ring! NoVaK turns to face the North Star, and hisses. Sydney responds by grabbing the Supernova, spinning him around and hooking both arms before suplexing him backwards and down to the mat! She tries to hold on to his arms, only for NoVaK to be able to spin his way out of it, the Supernova immediately trying to get a hold of Syd’s arm, only for her to throw an elbow to his face to knock him back. This lets her get to one foot, which she uses to push herself forward, tackling NoVaK as he’s coming up, taking them both down! Syd grabs an arm and starts to work it, only for NoVaK to grab onto the rope and force the break. The two get to their feet and NoVaK’s the quicker of the two, grasping Sydney before dropping down, smashing Sydney’s face against his knees!
NoVaK lets out another cackle now, as he goes to pick Syd up again, only for her to suddenly roll him up!
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The Supernova goes scrambling now, beating a retreat as he disappears under the ropes. Sydney comes up and glares at him, demanding he re-enter the ring, while NoVaK just starts laughing at her. The joke, people quickly realize, is that she’s too busy being angry at his retreat to realize her enemy coming up behind her. She turns just in time to be smashed into by the Uroboros, who quickly grabs her and lifts her up, hitting her with a massive powerbomb! The mysterious woman then kicks Syd in the ribs stiffly, rolling her out of the ring.
Dave: That’s a bit of an odd move.
Pond: I think it’s a domination thing. Like “I hit you so bad and now I throw you out like you’re nothing, mwahahaha.”
Dave: ...the fake evil laugh necessary?
Pond: Totally. But now someone else with a grudge against the Uroboros is taking a shot!
Dave: Carey’s in the ring, and he’s battering the Uroboros’ back with blow after blow.
Pond: After last show who can blame him? He’s got a lot of anger built up in him over this, and he’s taking it out on the Uroboros right no-OH!
Dave: Uroboros suddenly wheeling around and hitting Carey with a massive fist to the jaw. Lad looks a bit rattled.
Pond: Just enough for the Uroboros to grab him and throw him at the ropes, and she’s going with him! The Uroboros has clotheslined Carey over the top rope!
Dave: Bye Carey.
Pond: He took her attention away from her target though, giving her time to recover. Now Syd’s back in!
Dave: Like a bloody car crash those two!
That’s the most accurate way to put it, as Syd slams into the Uroboros who does not falter, and the two begin to just throw blows at one another. Syd slams her fist into the jaw of the Uroboros, who knees her in the gut only to eat an elbow from Syd in return. Syd suddenly darts behind the Uroboros and grasps her around the waist, tossing her backwards to the mat! Syd comes up, but the Uroboros is quick to her feet as well, and clotheslines Syd to the mat! At this point things get a bit out of control, as Carey suddenly slides into the ring, intent on continuing his fight! He charges the surprised Uroboros and spears her down! Carey comes up, ready to continue the fight, but it suddenly turned around by Syd, who begins to yell at him, reminding him that SHE is the legal one and that he needs to fuck off! Carey responds eloquently, the word Nickelback is heard, and the two come nose to nose as the crowd starts to go crazy. Seeing this as she comes up, the Uroboros tries to take advantage by smashing into them both, but Syd sees it coming and shoves Carey back as she steps back, leaving the Uroboros crashing only into the ropes, hitting them unexpectedly and stumbling back confused! Syd takes instant advantage, rushing in and grasping the Uroboros from behind, throwing her back with a German and bridging it into a pin!
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David Zinkus: The Uroboros has been eliminated!
Pond: Syd eliminates the woman that’s been dogging her for months, that cost her the Revo title!
Dave: Good on her, she’s evened things up better for her team.
Pond: Uroboros leaving the ring now, and Syd taking the time to taunt her.
Dave: Humble, that one. And it’s cost her!
Pond: Vivienne from behind, she’s shoved Sydney over the top rope and out the ring! That means Carey’s the legal man right now!
Dave: She came in so quick I don’t think he’s quite realized yet, and that’s a bad spot.
Pond: Vivienne taking advantage, hitting the ropes and dropkicking Carey down! She’s up, and a standing moonsault to the champ now!
Dave: She ain’t lettin’ up, pulling Caldwell up an-elbow from Caldwell.
Pond: Carey’s never one to let something happen without a fight, and he’s been waiting for a chance to fight Vivi. This might not have been such a bright idea on her part.
Dave: Nah, he’s got her locked up, spins her ‘round, grasps around the waist. Suplex of some kind I’m thinking he-ow.
Pond: Vivi with a kick back and uh...think it was a bit low.
Dave: Yeah, definitely. Carey’s slumping down, you can see in his face what happened.
Pond: Vivienne’s got the champ down, right where she wants him.
Dave: This one might be about to be over now.
Pond: It’s looking that way, Vivienne seems ready to go for Hurricane Vivi and get a big victory over the Revo champ! This is it fol-wait what the hell?
The crowd starts going absolutely ballistic, the commotion making Vivi stop her planned finisher to look up the ramp, seeing Naiser King, a microphone in hand. But it’s not Naiser that’s got the crowd going mad.
It’s the man he’s dragging along.
In his other hand Naiser grasps the wrist of Simon Raines, who he is dragging down the ramp with him. Simon seems to be unconscious, his poor body looking like he’s suffered a beating from a tank. Or a God-King. Naiser stops at the bottom of the ramp and reaches down, grasping Simon by the back of his pants and hauls him up, tossing him into the ring! Simon’s body ragdolls in the air before it hits the mat...right in front of Vivi’s feet. Vivienne looks down at the Artist of War, jaw dropped in complete shock. She looks back up at Naiser outside, who scowls as he points at her, raising the microphone to speak.
Naiser King: You wanna play me as a fool. So I broke your little plaything to prove a point. Don't mess with a King. Especially a
God-King.The crowd goes absolutely batshit at these words as Vivienne looks completely dumbfounded, looking from Naiser to the unconscious Simon laying in the ring in front of her. Vivi, for the first time since we met her, looks completely shocked and off of her game. And she never gets a chance to recover from this massive shock, as suddenly Carey is behind her, grabbing her and suddenly smashing her down to the mat with the Head-On Collision! He covers her right in front of Simon’s unconscious body!
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David Zinkus: Vivienne Robichaud has been eliminated!
Pond: WELP!
Dave: That’s how you send a god damn message! This Naiser kid gets it!
Pond: Naiser was tired of Vivi, and so he did something about it, and he not only sent Vivi a message, he just got her pinned by the champ she’s been pursuing!
Dave: Naiser might have just helped turn the tides of this match. Bloody good show, God-King!
Vivienne slowly comes to her senses, and still looks completely shocked as she grabs Simon and rolls them both out of the ring, the deadweight Artist holding her down as she looks at the ramp at the departing Naiser, who is all smiles. Carey points to his fellow War Machine, and they share a grin before Carey turns to face Yoshiko Watanabe, the Damage Inc member looking ready for a fight. Carey just grins and drops down, rolling out of the ring as Gunnar Stahl enters the ring, the Bloodsport member ready to face down one half of their rivals!
Gunnar and Yoshiko step up to one another, and Gunnar is first to make a move, throwing a few quick jabs to test her before suddenly bursting forward trying to get a takedown at her legs, only for Yoshiko to catch him and lift him up, giving him a quick, stiff powerbomb to the mat! She drops down, going for his arms, but Gunnar fights, continuously throwing his feet up trying to catch her in the head. Finally, one kick manages to connect, taking Yoshiko off of him. Gunnar gets to his feet and goes to lock up with Yoshiko as she comes up, though Yoshiko gets one arm free and begins to lay into Gunnar’s gut with punches that force him to release the grapple before he can do anything. Yoshiko then grabs Gunnar’s arm and whips him into the ropes, intending to do some real damage when he comes back around...only for Gunnar to instead drop down and use his momentum to slide out of the ring! Yoshiko looks furious, and only looks angrier as Gunnar starts to taunt her from the outside, repeatedly moving his hands around his waist to remind Yoshiko who the tag champs are. This does what it intends to, as Yoshiko is so distracted with anger that she’s forgotten the rules of the match, as Mattias enters the ring and rushes her, grabbing her and rolling her up!
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David Zinkus: Yoshiko Watanabe has been eliminated!
Mattias briefly raises a hand to signal his success before turning, only to get smashed into by the mass of Shizuka Yoshida, knocking him back into the ropes! Mattias rebounds off the ropes into a kick from Shizuka, who quickly hooks his arms and hits him with the Genocide! She covers!
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David Zinkus: Mattias Jepsen has been eliminated!
Shizuka wastes no time, immediately turning to face Gunnar as he enters the ring and charges her, ducking under her attempted lariat and hitting the ropes, coming off and nailing her with a boot to the back of the head! He follows it up with a spinning chop, before spinning the big woman around before she can adjust, and nails her with a one-two shot of elbows to her throat, taking her to the ground!
Dave: Right to the point with those elbows, eh?
Pond: Those elbows are Stahl’s trademark, they’re known as the UCSS, U Cannot Stall Stahl!
Dave: ...are you fuc-are you serious. God damn it I thought going to Mexico would help me escape the stupid names.
Pond: You are so much fun. And Gunnar with the cover!
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David Zinkus: Shizuka Yoshida has been eliminated!
Pond: The crowd loved that, seeing the tag champs and one of their main rivals going at it like that set them on fire.
Dave: Aye, was exciting, but isn’t that Gunnar kid getting too into playing up to the cheers?
Pond: It’s fine, no one was ever hurt by a bit of manly posing have the-oh Jeezus. GUNNAR TURN AROUND IT’S MI-
Dave: GARRA MIEDO TO GUNNAR! Miedo with the cover!
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David Zinkus: Gunnar Stahl has been eliminated!
Pond: Things are about to get worse aren’t they?
Dave: You have no idea.
Miedo gets up and, turning to look at the Caldwell team’s corner, lets out a roar of challenge. This challenge is first met by Fraser Flanagan, who comes in to face the monster of HELL far more enthusiastically than necessary (because someone’s been drinking before matches again…), and goes to start a fight with Miedo. His first punch lands, but the second is sidestepped as Miedo jams his knee into the gut of Fraser before slamming both of his fists against his back, dropping Fraser to his knees. At this Paddy comes in to save his family member, only for Miedo to shock everyone with his strength as he grabs Fraser and throws him at Paddy, knocking them both over! Miedo stalks over, grabbing Paddy by the leg and tossing him under the bottom rope. He grabs Fraser by the throat and lifts him up, rewarding the loveable drunken Irishman for being the first to challenge him with a Garra Miedo. The cover after is just a formality.
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David Zinkus: Fraser Flanagan has been eliminated!
Next is an angry Paddy Flanagan, recovered now and mad at what happened to his brother, as he hops onto the apron and then onto the ropes, leaping off the ropes for what would have been something impressive, if he wasn’t caught around the throat by Miedo, who catches Paddy around the throat with both hands before slamming him down to the mat with a sitout doublehanded chokeslam! The referee drops to count.
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David Zinkus: Paddy Flanagan has been eliminated!
Miedo gets back up and faces the Caldwell corner again, letting out another roar. By now it’s clear that it’s directed at one person: El Hijo del Espiritu, his brother. El Hijo seems ready to enter the ring, but is stopped by Maria, who places a hand on his shoulder. The two share a nod and Maria enters the ring to face Miedo. Though they only look at one another’s faces for a moment before Maria takes a run at Miedo, ducking under his attempt to grab her and hitting the ropes, coming back before Miedo can get turned around and leaping onto his back, applying a sleeper! The crowd starts to come alive at the idea of seeing Miedo go unconscious, as he tries to fight her off of him. These attempts seem to not be working, as Miedo seems to slow down, starting to droop. The crowd comes alive more and more as they think they’re seeing the monster go unconscious...and then Miedo uses the energy he has left, running back-first into the corner, slamming Maria between the turnbuckle and his weight! This loosens Maria’s grip, allowing Miedo to breath and, worse, to grab Maria and shift her up onto his shoulders, locking her into the Tememe! With nowhere to go and the pain excruciating, Maria has to submit.
David Zinkus: Maria has been eliminated!
Pond: ...I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite like Miedo.
Dave: Me neither, and I’ve been at this for a good long while. Miedo’s on another level, even among monsters. When he wants to fight his brother, nothing can stop him.
Pond: And that’s allowed him to dwindle the Caldwell team down to just 3 members, against Miedo’s 6.
Dave: Odds are quite bad, and with Miedo the legal man they’re even worse.
The three remaining members: Sydney, El Hijo, and Carey all share a look. It’s plain to see on their faces that they see the trouble they’re in. And they all nod.
And they all burst into the ring and charge Miedo as one!
The three charging him together manages to surprise even the monster Miedo, and that second of surprise is what they need. Sydney and Carey smash into him together, sending him stumbling back into range for El Hijo, who runs past his brother. Carey immediately springs back into action, running at Miedo’s corner to attack those on the apron. Calavera and Ikiryo jump down to avoid him, while the Manos are hit by Carey, sending them down. NoVaK only leans back on the ropes to avoid him, hissing. Hijo meanwhile runs, leaping onto the ropes and off, twisting in the air as he flips, grabbing Miedo’s head as he goes down, hitting him with a springboard stunner!
This move, while impressive, still only seems to give Miedo a brief stun. But Sydney uses that time for the best, moving herself around Miedo, turning them both around and managing to tip Miedo’s weight back, dropping him on his head with the Canadian Supremacy! Sydney flops next to him, out of breath from the exertion of Miedo’s mass. Meanwhile El Hijo goes back on the move, hitting the ropes and running across the ring, hopping over his brother and Sydney before leaping onto the ropes and leaping off, dropping onto Las Manos and Los Fantasmas with a big crossbody, taking all five of them down and out!!
Pond: El Hijo sacrificing himself to give the other two their best chance! Miedo is down, this could be it!
Dave: Hang on, that facepainted loon’s getting in!
Pond: NoVaK entering the ring and going straight for Carey, this could be ba-SYDNEY!
Dave: Loon tried to step over her and she grabbed his leg, she’s tripped him up. She’s dragging him back, she’s getting a hold on his ankle, she’s dropping down, got her legs around his leg! He can’t do anything now, he’s locked up!
Pond: That’s it, it’s just Carey and Miedo then! Carey’s on his feet and Miedo’s on his back, this could be tha-WHAT!
Dave: MIEDO SAT UP!
Pond: The hell does it take to keep this bastard down?!
Carey and Miedo just stare at one another for a moment, before Carey turns and hits the ropes, coming back and driving a knee into the face of Miedo!
Pond: Struck A Nerve! That put Miedo onto his back again, Carey’s covering!
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David Zinkus: MIEDO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! YOUR WINNERS, TEAM CALDWELL! YOUR SURVIVORS: EL HIJO DEL ESPIRITU SANTO, SYDNEY CHRISTENSEN, AND CAREY CALDWELL!
Pond: THEY DID IT! THEY BEAT THE MONSTER!
Dave: It took the three of them working together to do it, it took the wrestling equivalent of a nuke to put him down, but those three did it, they beat Miedo!
Carey rolls onto his back, just breathing heavily and looking up at the lights as the crowd goes absolutely wild, cheering for the three who just beat the monster that terrorizes them. Sydney releases NoVaK and lets him roll out of the ring, as El Hijo pulls himself to his feet and rolls back into the ring. Syd and El Hijo walk to Carey, both grabbing one of his arms and pulling him to his feet. The three share a look, and for the first time for Sydney and Carey, the three share a smile, Carey grabbing both their hands and raising them for more cheers from the crowd, the three triumphant survivors.
Meanwhile Miedo rolls out of the ring, coming to stand with Vivienne and the Uroboros. The three all look up into the ring as one.
And thus the three sets of rivals stare down each other. Carey Caldwell and Vivienne Robichaud. Sydney Christensen and the Uroboros. Miedo and El Hijo del Espiritu Santo. The three pairs stare each other down, anger in the eyes of the losers, grins on the face of the winners.
On these staredowns, we fade to copyright….