Wrestle Draft 6: THE PANDERING (Official Draft Thread)

I think I missed my turn for the comedy match. But even if I didn't, I don't think anyone's going to steal my idea here.

King Mabel and Sir Mo formed a great tag team (Men on a Mission) back in 90's. A formidable team if ever there was one ... but never did they have their team-ending feud that all great tag teams have. Maybe that's because they're not actually that great of a tag team. But they had all the ingredients to make them truly horrible in the ring: Big, slow, and lumbering. I guess this is a comedy match for those fans who love the great stuff and laugh at the horrible. There's no comedic value you in it: It's purely something to laugh AT not with.

You know who had a fun, and funny gimmick? Disco Inferno. The original Dancing Fiol brought grace and disco to the ring, being one of the first to incorporate dance moves into his style.

But he wasn't the biggest. Over the way at WCW's rivals, another star incorporated dance into his style. He stopped being Too Much, and instead became Too Cool, the man, the myth, the legend: Scotty 2 Hotty. The man brought laughter every time he entered the ring, and I challenge any of you not to mark out when Scotty sets up the Worm!

But thats not enough! Dancing talents like these needs a theme. How about... a Three-Way Dance? But who with? None other than the man who has taken the influence of these two to a whole new level. A man whose brief retirement due to a road traffic injury wasn't enough to keep his dancing feet out of the squared circle. I present you the Funky Pharoah himself: Amasis!