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Post by Nicholas Gray on Aug 6, 2013 11:02:00 GMT -6
I'll take that D-Bry, thank you very much.
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Post by Adrien Cochrane on Aug 6, 2013 11:07:34 GMT -6
Since no one else is explaining their picks, I'll just make mine simple. Chris Jericho. I shouldn't have to explain that pick anyway.
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Post by THE MANLIEST MAN ON THE PLANET on Aug 6, 2013 12:20:54 GMT -6
Fuck you all! I'm doing what should have been done long ago, but you are all cowards and frauds and you don't have the balls to do it! We all should have this guy, we were supposed to have this guy.
Screw you! I'm gonna squash you all!
With the power of BO FUCKING DALLAS!!!
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Aug 6, 2013 12:28:04 GMT -6
Lasie is still really pissed that out of all of us, only he didn't know Heather was just fucking with us, and took it seriously.
Amazing.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2013 12:32:54 GMT -6
I think this means I'm up. I'll be taking Bret Hart, since I've got Owen and more Harts is rarely a bad thing.
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Post by White Satan on Aug 6, 2013 12:44:29 GMT -6
We're back to a real challenge round. Reward time is over, and now you must bring me...A MATCH.
Give me your dream USA vs. The World match. However...tell me why this would be the best match to open your show. Also? For this round, I want a well thought out reason. A few sentences will suffice.
YouTube videos for explanation only could result in horrible things. And a #MassiveFace...
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Post by LAZERADE! on Aug 6, 2013 15:00:22 GMT -6
I choose... Ricochet.
Bet no-one saw that coming.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Aug 6, 2013 15:17:48 GMT -6
You've told me of your no less than 8 folders of him shirtless, so I knew this'd happen at some point.
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Post by Mako Mancini on Aug 6, 2013 16:17:09 GMT -6
First pick, Dean Ambrose : >
Second pick, Ric Flair versus Tatsumi Fujinami!!! USA versus Japan. With both of them in their prime, it's going to be a hard match to follow or even compete with. Tatsumi was a 6 time IWPG Champion and has had experience as well in the states, winning multiple titles from a few different organizations. Together, they can make chemistry and magic. I want this rematch, you want this rematch, and God damnit... WE WANT IT AT THEIR BEST!
So ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... The best of both worlds that we have left available to us. And considering Jon has seen this match happen previously... You can't deny how fucking #MASSIVE and mouth watering it would be to have another one.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Aug 6, 2013 16:23:23 GMT -6
Ah, yes, the IWPG, the International Wrestling Parental Guidance group. After they took over New Japan from Bushiroad, everything got really unfun. Yujiro got fired for being too lewd, 90% the roster was gone within a month for hitting too hard, and they put the belt on Captain New Japan, because the kids love him.
And it still made more money than current All Japan and NOAH combined.
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Post by Mako Mancini on Aug 6, 2013 16:33:23 GMT -6
Fucking spoiled brats : |
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Post by LAZERADE! on Aug 6, 2013 16:49:55 GMT -6
Who better to represent the US than.a medal winning Olympian? More American than apple pie. More American than giant bald birds. Kurt Angle.
I'm going to Europe to bring the fight to the states. A man whose long work in the indies is finally seeing fruit. A man so incredibly European, he uses an European Uppercut for a finisher. Thats pretty damn European. Claudio Castagnoli.
Not exciting enough for you? Get out Old Glory and that blue thing with a ring of stars on the EU uses. This is gunna be a Flag Match.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2013 21:16:13 GMT -6
If Kurt Angle is more American than apple pie, only one thing can be more American than him. The All-American American Jack Swagger! Representing the GOOD OL' U-S-A is gonna be Swagger, a former World Heavyweight Champion and Mr. Money in the Bank!
As for "The World"? We need only head to the American "motherland" of England! Swagger's amateur wrestling background (All-American, thus the nickname, and 7th in the National Championships as a senior) can only be matched with the mat techniques of the old World of Sport greats, and that's why we're not going with the obvious pick of Mr. Regal, but instead Johnny Saint!
It's America's Swagger vs. England's Saint!
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Post by THE MANLIEST MAN ON THE PLANET on Aug 6, 2013 21:29:21 GMT -6
Everyone is talking about real Americans. Angle? Swagger? How about a real American success story? Coming from nothing to living the dream! He had no muscles....no moves...no looks...but good God in heaven could use the microphone and captivate an audience! "If dat da way it be. Den let it be."
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes!
And an opponent for him? I think we need someone who is very anti-American. Someone who will bad mouth both America and Dusty himself. Like so..."That fat piece uh shit... Dusty Rhodes. He is no good motherfucker. I beat the fuck out of him, put him in Camel Clutch, make him humble and kill him then fuck his wife with ten inch. Don't fuck his gay son Goldie though. Are you the real or are you the gay? If you are not man go fuck yourself. I only have the sex with the women. Like Tiger Woods blonde whore girlfriend, I fuck her in the ass and make her ass humble. She deserve my ten inch cock! I am very happy. I am going to fuck the Hulk Hogan very soon. Have a good day!"
Sheiky Baby!!!
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Post by White Satan on Aug 6, 2013 21:32:28 GMT -6
Oh, and I owe you guys a new round. This one? It's not so easy. But, since you're pandering to me, I'm going to be generous.
Congratulations, you all got Sami Zayn! The catch is you must have him face an opponent he's never faced before, and THAT is the next round afterwards.
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