Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2012 0:27:51 GMT -6
December 16, 2012 - 2:45 PM
Just outside RIMAC Arena (E-Pro Central), San Diego, California
Just outside RIMAC Arena (E-Pro Central), San Diego, California
Just outside the RIMAC Arena, also known as home to EXODUS Pro, aka E-Pro Central, Juniper Bug and Grasshopper are riling up the crowd in anticipation for the first show. Equipped with a mega phone in hand, Juniper Bug in full lucha get up plus a light blue hoodie addresses the crowd for those who aren't in line. Grasshopper in the meantime is handing out flyers to passerby's and getting a head start on the fan appreciation photos and signatures.
"Come one! Come all to Exodus Pro at RIMAC Arena! Just $10 for general admission and all around good time! Wanna be close to the action?! $15-$25 for floor seats! UCSD students will receive a discount on all tickets and my personal guarantee of a memorable night! Be the envy of all your facebook friends! Tweet it up if you wish! Hashtag ExodusPro! Be apart of history tonight San Diegoites!
Don't be the one hearing about how amazing this show was second hand when you have the chance to experience it for yourselves!
Oh wait! I just remembered that only General Admission is left! You know why only General Admission seats are left? Because we're aweshum! That's right! 'Aweshum!'
But Juniper Bug? What kind of wrestling will I see?! Glad you asked! For a mere $10 you can see a Wild Eyed Prophet versus Wild Mouthed Tomboy in an opening event I like to call, "Where the Wild Things Are" match!
You also get to see a Lucha Libre exhibition brought to you by Tobikan Judan Dojo! What happens when you mix Marvel, DC, Power Rangers, Beetle Borgs, Sugar, Spice and everything nice?"
A random person yells out, "Leisureforce!"
"That's right! You get The Leisureforce! The Intergalatic Arthropoda Luchadora! and The Pride of Utopia! We're talking about Hadoukens! Shoryukens! Final Fantasy Limit Breaks! Superman Punches! Fists of Awesome! You name it we have it!
Did you use to be an adventurer, but then took an arrow to the knee? Have no fear, bring your decapitated knee with you and come along for the Exodus experience! We'll battle the dragons FOR you!
We have a Cocky Glam Rocker! Undead Chaos-ness! Actors turned wrestlers and wrestlers turned actors!
Multi-World Champ Justin Brooks!
A MMA Starlet! Puroresu's finest! Not so 'Mighty Molluscans'!
ASSAULT BREACHER VEHICLES , STRONG STYLE PIXIES STRAIGHT OUT OF GUNDAM, AND SOME GUY NAMED RUFUS! But wait, there is MORE inside!~
ALL UNDER ONE! THAT'S RIGHT! ONE ROOF! FUN FOR THE WHOOOLE FAMILY!
The doors will open at 6 where fans can get their autographs taken with the stars of EXODUS Pro in a special Fan Appreciation event because we love you!"