Post by EXODUS Office on Dec 16, 2012 17:58:29 GMT -6
We've got a loaded Newswire for you today! Hot off the heels of our first episode of E-Pro Television, we've got a lot of news for you. Here we go!
- With regards to his match last week, Johnny Cannon had this to say to Exodus reporters. "Had it not been for Jayden's overall futility, I would have won that match. Justin Brooks got lucky." Furthermore, Quinton Goodrich had these comments to add: "If Fiona Rourke is as good as she says she is, she'll choose the pool that holds the greatest fighter in the world today... and you know the rest."
- Speaking of Fiona Rourke, the International Champion has indeed made her selection. She will be going into Block B of the Winter Road tournament. And thus, the blocks for the Winter Road are as follows.
Block A: Alex Brooks, Justin Brooks, Kliff Ulysses, Omar Wise
Block B: Johnny Cannon, Daisuke Iwakuma, J-Swag, Fiona Rourke
- After scouring the arena and campus, Rachel Cole has made it her goal to get all of the vending machines fixed by the next television taping. When asked why it was so important she had this to say "I think it is fairly depressing state when I just want a butterfinger and the machines eat my quarters. I wandered around for two hours looking for a proper machine where my candy bar wouldn't get stuck. Its an injustice to the students on campus." Pot heads and fat chicks in San Diego rejoice, Rachel Cole is here to make sure you get your fix.
- Orange Octopus, fresh off his victory, has announced he will be throwing the first annual Orange Octopus Orgy or as its known on the street; the OOO. Cameras will be there to capture all the action. Please reserve your spot today by email or phonecall.
- Due to his post match actions, EXODUS Pro Director Jonathan Collins decided that the Silver Squid was barred from the first set of rankings. "We don't condone that type of actions here in this company, and if he has any issues with it, he can easily take it up with me," said Collins.
- A mysterious figure had to be pursued out of the building at the end of the first E-Pro TV taping. He was seen draping a banner of what seemed to be a green star over the railings. As security approached, he soon left the building. There is no word on what the banner could have signified.
- Orange Octopus and Silver Squid were seen with brooms in hand, cleaning up the arena at the end of the E-Pro TV tapings. Word has it that they aren't paid to do the cleaning, but both felt that it just felt like it was their job to do.