Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2012 7:00:45 GMT -6
Student: Are you okay?
The nerdy college student asked the girl with dyed pink hair who had her hand stuck in a vending machine. But she was also casually smoking a cigarette as if it wasn’t a big deal.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: It isn’t a big thing but I’m stuck. I swear this campus needs to spring for some maintenance.
She smiled before taking another drag of her cigarette and trying to pull her arm out to no avail.
Student: Aren’t you worried that this is going to make you late for class?
Rachel Cole rolls her eyes and scoffs at him for even thinking that she was student.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: Oh, I don’t go to school here, I wrestle here every other weekend …or I am going to be wrestling here every other weekend or something like that.
Student: Oh, so you are with that Exodus Pro thing that they been putting flyers out for over the last few weeks. What are you still doing here?
She did a one shoulder shrug to him as she pulled once more and her arm still didn’t come out.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: Mostly trying to get a Butterfinger …but none of these machines on campus are working properly …so I have made it my goal to get them all fixed. That is why I stayed here to inspect all of the machines and then notify the proper authorities.
Student: But who would the proper authorities be for this kind of thing?
Rachel put her index finger to her chin and then lit up back at him.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: I dunno. The cops.
He knelt down next to this …well… strangely attractive woman who was stuck inside a vending machine and smiled. She blew smoke in his face.
Student: I think you should get ahold of the Dean.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: But what if he puts me on Double Secret Super Probation.
He gave her a confused but also amused look as he knew she was just being a smart ass …this girl was definitely “out there” but she had a lot of wit as well. She then looked at him with a really bored expression.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: So you wanna make out?
He had never had a woman be so direct …without even knowing his name. He was tempted but he was a bit worried that she was retarded. And making out with a mentally ill woman with dyed pink hair is NOT cool. Shy, he adjusted his glasses looking at her.
Student: Really?
Rachel raised her eyebrow towards him.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: Yeah, well I’m bored waiting for someone with the jaws of life …and you aren’t bad looking …I guess. Yeah, I’m just really bored.
Student: Sorry, I have finals.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: Okay, that is cool.
The male student begins to walk away from the very odd female wrestler who happened to have her hand stuck in the vending machine.
The nerdy college student asked the girl with dyed pink hair who had her hand stuck in a vending machine. But she was also casually smoking a cigarette as if it wasn’t a big deal.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: It isn’t a big thing but I’m stuck. I swear this campus needs to spring for some maintenance.
She smiled before taking another drag of her cigarette and trying to pull her arm out to no avail.
Student: Aren’t you worried that this is going to make you late for class?
Rachel Cole rolls her eyes and scoffs at him for even thinking that she was student.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: Oh, I don’t go to school here, I wrestle here every other weekend …or I am going to be wrestling here every other weekend or something like that.
Student: Oh, so you are with that Exodus Pro thing that they been putting flyers out for over the last few weeks. What are you still doing here?
She did a one shoulder shrug to him as she pulled once more and her arm still didn’t come out.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: Mostly trying to get a Butterfinger …but none of these machines on campus are working properly …so I have made it my goal to get them all fixed. That is why I stayed here to inspect all of the machines and then notify the proper authorities.
Student: But who would the proper authorities be for this kind of thing?
Rachel put her index finger to her chin and then lit up back at him.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: I dunno. The cops.
He knelt down next to this …well… strangely attractive woman who was stuck inside a vending machine and smiled. She blew smoke in his face.
Student: I think you should get ahold of the Dean.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: But what if he puts me on Double Secret Super Probation.
He gave her a confused but also amused look as he knew she was just being a smart ass …this girl was definitely “out there” but she had a lot of wit as well. She then looked at him with a really bored expression.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: So you wanna make out?
He had never had a woman be so direct …without even knowing his name. He was tempted but he was a bit worried that she was retarded. And making out with a mentally ill woman with dyed pink hair is NOT cool. Shy, he adjusted his glasses looking at her.
Student: Really?
Rachel raised her eyebrow towards him.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: Yeah, well I’m bored waiting for someone with the jaws of life …and you aren’t bad looking …I guess. Yeah, I’m just really bored.
Student: Sorry, I have finals.
“Cult Classic” Rachel Cole: Okay, that is cool.
The male student begins to walk away from the very odd female wrestler who happened to have her hand stuck in the vending machine.