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Post by LAZERADE! on Jun 30, 2015 11:49:09 GMT -6
As the commercials close, the screen fades to black. For a moment or two, there is only silence and darkness. Suddenly, a deep, rough voice can be heard, speaking in Spanish. His words are subtitled in bold, white text as he speaks. Voice: Durante demasiado tiempo, hemos estado atrapados en la oscuridad. Subtitle: For too long, we have been stuck in the dark.Voice: Nuestras tradiciones, aunque magnífica, se han convertido en nuestra prisión. Subtitle: Our traditions, although great, have become our prison.Voice: Pero ahora ... Nos adentramos en la luz! Subtitle: But now... We step into the light!A pinhole of light appears in the centre of the screen, as New Beat by Mariachi El Bronx starts to play. As the intro progresses, the pinhole swells, until the entire screen is full of white light. After a second or two, the white starts to fade out, being replaced with the interior of the Coliseo Inmortal, the small arena almost full to capacity for HELL’s inaugural show. As the camera pans the crowd, the attendees roar, a mix of Mexican and American attendees, several still in attendance from last night’s (R)Evolution Pro showing. The camera comes to rest on the broadcast side of the ring, where the show’s commentary teams sit behind two separate tables. As the camera comes to rest on the primary commentary team, we cross fade to another camera, a static one, focused on the English Announce Team. Winston Robinson: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and welcome to Hermanos Extraordinarias de Lucha Libre’s first show, NÚMERO UNO! Live, from Tijuana! My name is Winston Robinson, and I’ll be here conducting commentary duties alongside my colleague, THW Hall Of Famer, and multiple time Tag Team Champion, David Vincent. Dave: Dave. Winston Robinson: Sorry, what? Dave: It’s just Dave. Winston Robinson: Oh, uh, right. Sorry. So, as a former star, any thoughts going into tonight’s show? Dave: No. Winston Robinson: OK then. Speak Softly Love (Instrumental) by Mariachi Nuevo Tecalitan starts to play over the PA system. Winston Robinson: Ahh, excellent. Folks, this music means only one thing, Señor Rodríguez is on his way to the ring, to address the crowd. As Winston speaks, we cross to a camera focused on the entranceway, catching HELL’s Comisionado and majority owner, Diego Francisco Rodríguez Cortez, as he enters the arena. The fans cheer for the Lucha legend as he walks slowly to the ring, his impressive figure hidden behind a simple three-piece pinstripe suit. He waves to the crowd as he walks, before slowly climbing the ringsteps, and entering the ring. Ring Announcer Esteban Palacios hands him a microphone, before reverently stepping back into the corner. Diego slowly brings the mic to his mouth, and as he speaks, it’s apparent his voice is the same as that from the opening viginette. Diego Francisco Rodríguez Cortez: Hola, mis amigos, y da la bienvenida a nuestro pequeño promoción. Winston Robinson: Hello, my friends, and welcome to our little promotion. Dave: What the bloody hell are you doing? Winston Robinson: Translating for the fans at home who don’t speak Spanish. Dave just grunts in bemused acknowledgement, as Diego continues. Diego Francisco Rodríguez Cortez: Esta noche, os traemos un nuevo amanecer para la Lucha Libre. Winston Robinson: Tonight, we bring you a new dawn for Lucha Libre. Diego Francisco Rodríguez Cortez: Esta noche, algunos de los mejores luchadores del mundo se emocionará y te sorprenderá en este mismo anillo. Winston Robinson: Tonight, some of the finest luchadores in the world will thrill and amaze you in this very ring. Diego Francisco Rodríguez Cortez: Esta noche… Winston Robinson: Tonight… Suddenly, Cucarachas Enojadas by Tito y Tarantula explodes over the PA system, cutting off Diego, and heralding something… else. Winston Robinson: Oh no. We knew he was in the building tonight, but I don’t think anyone dared think he’s interrupt Señor Rodríguez’s opening speech. Dave: If nobody thought he’d do it, then everyone’s an idiot. As the drum intro to Cucarachas Enojadas blasts over the PA system, Miedo appears in the entranceway, bathed in a dark green light. He stands there as the intro plays out, surveying the crowd, bathing in their boos and jeers. A grim, taciturn look on his face, he slowly pulls a microphone to his mouth. Miedo: Padre. Diego Francisco Rodríguez Cortez: Miedo. Miedo smirks. Miedo: Puede que ni siquiera tener que llamarme hijo más? Winston Robinson: Can you not even bear to call me son anymore? Diego frowns. Miedo continues. Miedo: No se preocupe, padre, no tengo ninguna intención de arruinar su pequeño discurso. No soy más que aquí desearle buena suerte con el show de esta noche. Winston Robinson: Do not worry, father, I have no intention of ruining your little speech. I am merely here to wish you good luck with tonight’s show. Miedo grins, as he turns his back on Diego. Miedo: Lo necesitarás. Winston Robinson: You’ll need it. As Miedo leaves the arena, the camera fades back to the English Announce Team. Winston Robinson: The tension already high here in Tijuana, as Miedo leaves a chilling warning for his father. Dave: I’d hardly call it chilling. Winston Robinson: Have you never heard of showmanship? Dave: Let’s just get this show on the road. Winston Robinson: Well, I can tell this is going to be a fun partnership. Our opening match tonight pits one of our house competitors, the bizarre Pierrot, compete against one of our guests from (R)Evolution Pro, the grim hunter Masato Kanemoto! Partido Inaugural: Masato Kanemoto vs. Pierrot As the cameras focused on the ring, Masato Kanemoto was already stood there, quietly waiting for the match to begin. As the hushed tones of A New Beginning echoed around the arena, the crowd slowly drew to a hush, as the lights slowly locked onto the entranceway. As the drums kicked in, Pierrot exploded into the room, to a cheer from the crowd. He hit the ground running, sprinting straight into the ring, and sliding in under the bottom rope. From lying flat, he forced himself up into a headstand, much to the crowds amusement, before tumbling over onto his feet. His acrobatic display complete, referee Rafa Monseratte called for the bell. Both the bell and Masato took Pierrot off guard, the taciturn Oriental warrior catching the clown with a Running Big Boot straight away. Pierrot never really recovered from this surprise assault. Sure, he tried, using his clownish antics to break Masato’s rhythm, even goosing the (R)Evolution Pro star at one point, to the crowd’s delight. None of this was enough to stop Masato’s onslaught, as he delivered a blitzkrieg of knees, strikes and Suplexes, culminating in an a close 2 count from a Hunter’s Strength. As close as that was, it looked like Pierrot managed to turn things around, capitalising on Masato’s frustration by completing his Pitreries sequence, the crowd bursting with laughter as he pokes Kanemoto in the eyes, and Pierrot starts laughing an exaggerated clown’s laugh. Whilst Masato stumbles around blind, Pierrot starts stalking him, with over exaggerated comedy “sneaking” steps. He turns to the crowd, and signals that he’s going to go for his Harlequin manoeuvre, but as he turns around the blinded Kanemoto bursts forth, his knee connecting with Pierrot’s jaw with an In Nomine Patris. As Pierrot falls backwards like a felled tree, Masato quickly places a single boot on the fallen clown’s chest, still rubbing his eyes as Rafa counts the 3 count, the crowd booing the fall of one of their favourites. Winner: Masato Kanemoto via Pinfall. Dave: I’m unsurprised. This Kanemoto kid is all business, whilst Pierrot makes a career out of being an idiot. Winston Robinson: Say what you like about Pierrot, the fans love him. Still, regardless of how unhappy they are with the result, the crowd seemed to enjoy that result. We’re going to commercials now, but when we return, we have the exciting debut of the most flamboyant luchador this industry will ever see… EL MACAW! Dave: Oh give me strength…
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Post by LAZERADE! on Jun 30, 2015 11:50:30 GMT -6
Winston Robinson: Welcome back everybody! Thanks for staying with us through that short Commercial Break. Next up, we’re having a bout that people are touting as the Battle of Section B! Both combatants here were members of EXODUS Pro’s infamous fan group, the eponymous Section B. Now, as the more experienced Anna Giovanna looks to move onto the next stage of her career in FFW Future Shock, she’s agreed to make one additional stop in her (R)Evolution Pro Farewell Tour, as she greets her friend not only to HELL, but also the industry, as she take on Alexander Goldsmith, now better know as EL MACAW! Dave: Anna’s going to cream the kid. Done. Winston Robinson: Well… thanks for that expert insight there. Here we go! La Batalla de la Sección B!: Anna Giovanna vs. El Macaw Anna Giovanna comes out first, to a fairly mixed response from most of the crowd, but to a large cheer from the section of the crowd where the visting (R)Evolution Pro fans are. Then, the lights fade in the arena for a moment, multiple colored spotlights showing up as the PA system picks up immediately from the 32 second mark of “What’s Up” by 4 Non Blondes, a figure slowly stepping forward from the curtains, his silhouette partly covered by a pair of huge macaw wings until he’s in full view of the spotlights, revealing himself to be none other than “El Macaw” as the crowd cheers appropriately as they take a look at his visage. It does not take long for El Macaw to walk down the ramp, calling himself things like a “firestarter, baby” and telling the world he’s ready to bring the fun straight down to HELL as he then hops up the apron and enters the ring carefully...the spotlights coming down to the center of the ring as a familiar line to meme enthusiasts everywhere hits the PA system… AND I SAY HEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEHEEEEYYYYYAAAYAYAEYAEYAAAAAAA I SAID HEY! WHAT’S GOING ON?!?!?!?!At the cue, El Macaw spreads his wings wide to the awe of the crowd while singing the chorus of the song in full and leading the crowd along to it, getting even bigger cheers from them before the lights return to normal and “What’s Up” fades from the PA system while El Macaw carefully removes his macaw wings, passing them along to the timekeeper on the outside and preparing for his match. Before Carolina Lopez Herrera can call for the bell, El Macaw asks her to hold, and calls for Anna to come and give him a hug. The crowd give an audible cheer as the two friends embrace, before retreating to their corners, so Carolina can call for the bell! With the ring of the bell, the two get straight into the action, exchanging holds as the pair practically dance around each other, El Macaw taking it one step further as he spins Anna into a Tango type hold, and marches her across the ring, spinning her out with a flourish at the end, much to the audience’s delight. Anna laughs off her friend’s antics, before quickly sending her cheeky friend into the ropes, catching him with a Rolling Kesagiri Chop on his return, to an audible “OOOOOH” from the crowd. As we move on, the pair tussle for advantage, Macaw’s inexperience showing, but his speed and agility helping him avoid Anna’s more devastating punches and kicks. Anna tries to change to a more technical style, using her ring experience to try and ground the flying Macaw, with mixed success, and only to be caught by surprise as he managed to slip out of Vertical Suplex, dropping behind her and slapping her hard on the ass, eliciting a cheer from the crowd and a cry of frustration from her. She turned, and charged only for him to dodge, letting her crash into the corner, and following up with a Roundhouse Kick that catches the Italian by surprise, dropping her to a seated position in the corner! Spying her position, El Macaw practically samba dances to the opposite corner, before charging her and hitting her with the Vuelo de Macaw, singing the chorus to La Macarena as he bounces up and down on his friends face, before rolling off of her and into the centre of the ring. Macaw works to capitalise on this assault, dragging her out the corner, and applying a Single Leg Boston Crab to try and wear her down, only for Anna to roll onto her back after a minute, and kicking him off. Macaw tried to keep the advantage, looking to hit his Homenaje a La Serafín, but Anna blocked the less experienced wrestler’s combo, breaking in with her Little Mac Special, knocking down El Macaw, before vaulting her fallen friend, quickly climbing the turnbuckle before hitting him with Volare Via, as Carolina counted the one two three! Winner: Anna Giovanni via Pinfall. Dave: Called it. Winston Robinson: Anna Giovanna picking up the win over her debuting friend with her Volare Via Split-Legged Moonsault there. Anna helps Macaw up, and gives him a hug, to the cheers of the crowd. Winston Robinson: And great sportsmanship there from Signorina Giovanna there, embracing her friend. Dave: Macaw’s got some potential, but he needs to care less about showing off for the punters and more on winning the match. Giovanna though, kid’s got something. She ought to do well at Future Shock. Winston Robinson: More than 3 words. I’m impressed. Dave: Can it Pork Chop. Winston Robinson: What does that even mea- you know what? I don’t need to know. The action is moving on a pace here, as we’ve cleared the ring, and here comes the next bout! Muscle Internacional: El Gringo vs. Thunder Thunder came out first, to a cheer from the crowd. The cheers quickly turned to boos as El Gringo joined him, and the two Heavyweight stars collided! The two rolled around the whole ring in one monstrous test of strength. Thunder eventually got the upper hand in it, however, forcing Gringo around, before taking up and over with a colossal German Suplex. This wasn’t enough to keep Gringo down, however, as the big man was straight back up, and as Thunder charged, he took him over himself with a Powerslam. This pattern continued for much of the match, a twisted test of endurance that saw every move dished out by one competitor responded to by one of equal magnitude by the other. Scoop Slam was met with Suplex. Mat Slam met with Backbreaker. Lariat with Thesz Press. And so it would seem the match would continue, when, after 10 minutes of ring shaking action, in and out of the ring as the pair brawled all over. A sudden Headbutt from Thunder, however, knocked Gringo off balance, allowing Thunder to lock in a Single Arm Straightjacket. He whipped out the bearded enmascardo, and went for his devastating Thunder Crack lariat… but Gringo ducked, holding onto Thunder’s wrist, before spinning him around, and up into a Military Press. Holding him above his head with a roar, Gringo suddenly brought him crashing down to the mat with a Gringo Bomb, hooking the leg for the three count! Winner: El Gringo by Pinfall! Winston Robinson: What a match! Both of these powerhouses put on an amazing display, and I see both of them having a great future here in HELL. Dave: At the end of the day, Gringo had the killer instinct. Unless Thunder can tap into that himself, he ain’t going nowhere. Winston Robinson: We’ve more commercials now, but when we get back, we’ve our first taste of Parejas Action, as the maniacal Genios Malvados take on the hard drinking, hard fighting Fightin’ Flanagans.
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Post by LAZERADE! on Jun 30, 2015 11:52:18 GMT -6
Dave: We’re back. Winston Robinson: Hello fans, whether you’ve been with us since our opening match, or with us since now, we hope you’re ready for great action, as we get straight into tag team action. Dave: Finally, some real wrestling. You know, these Flanagan boys? They’re a lot like we were back in the day. This should be interesting. Parejas Acción: No Beber Eso! Los Genios Malvados vs. The Fightin' Flanagans Los Genios Malvados had already made their way to the ring during the commentators introductions, the crowd booing the bizarre and crazy mad scientists. Their jeers gave way to cheers, however, as the Fightin’ Flanagans entered the arena, the crowd excited for the antics of the hard drinking Irishmen! The Flanagans quickly joins Los Genios in the ring, with the bell ringing as the Irishmen quickly attacked the crazed scientists! After an initial beatdown, Fraser threw Dr. Loco out of the ring, before climbing out himself, letting Paddy continue his own beatdown of Dr. Malo! What ensued was less a wrestling match, and more a bar room brawl, as Paddy unleashed a torrent of fists and kicks to the poor scientist, keeping him off balance, before taking him down with a Spinebuster, before quickly tagging in Fraser. The larger Flanagan quickly joined the assault, before throwing the dazed Malo out of the ring, and calling for Loco to join him. Loco, busy working on some calculations outside the ring, didn’t immediately notice he was the legal man, at least not until Fraser span him around, hooked up one arm and Brainbustered him into the ring. The beatdown Paddy unleashed on Malo was nothing like what Fraser dished out on Loco, fists beating the evil genius’ body black and blue. The only thing that stopped the assault was the return of Malo, using the ring ropes to catapult into the ring, and taking Fraser out with a Springboard Somersault Cutter, the main effect of which was to summon in Paddy, who unleashed a hailstorm of fists to the assaulting Malo, before throwing him out of the ring through the ropes. Fraser, back up after the attack, calls Paddy over, and both take Dr. Loco down with a Double Spinebuster, Fraser covering Loco for the three count whilst Paddy leads the crowd in cheering the count. Winners: The Fightin’ Flanagans by Pinfall! Dave: Not the prettiest of matches, but you can’t deny that the boys got the job done there. Winston Robinson: HELL’s Irish contingent picking up a grand victory here! As Dave said, not the most technical of matches, but there’s definitely a result there. Dave: I don’t even know what Los Genios Malvados thought they were doing out there, but they just got schooled, and hard. I do see a bright future for the Fightin’ Flanagans in this industry though. Winston Robinson: And keeping the action flowing, here’s our next match, as our local Cowboy takes on our resident Dragon. And no, I’m not even remotely making that up. Fuerza del Dragón, Corazón de Vaquero: Django vs. Dragón Diabólico Django came out to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Dragón Diabólico came out to a combination of jeers, and laughter largely focused at his manager, Doktor Adversary, as he insisted of just constantly shouting DRAGON SATAN at everybody as he escorted his charge to the ring. As the bell rang, the pair locked straight up, Dragón quickly managing to overpower even the muscular Django into the corner, trapping the cowboy in the corner, unleashing a heavy punch combination followed by taking down the larger luchador with a Tornado DDT. The following match was an odd exchange of muscle, as Django used his muscle to manipulate the lighter Dragón, with Dragón using his superior strength to equally manipulate the larger Django. Dragón would lead a charge, with Huracanrana following DDT following Suplex, and so on, only for Django to suddenly get a second wind, and retaliate with an onslaught of his own. One of the key moment probably came after Dragón sent Django flying to the outside, only for the outlaw to land flat on his feet, turning round barely in time to see Dragón come flying over the top rope with a massive Pescado, causing both men to come crashing to the mat. The battle continued on outside the ring, where even Django’s signature coffin came into play as Dragón hit a modified Snake Eyes onto it, busting Django open. This opened up something in the outlaw, as he suddenly went into overdrive, battling back his reptilian opponent, before hitting with a Gunman into the barriers, Dragón’s throat hitting the unprotected metal hard. Looking to capitalise, Django whipped Dragón back into the ring, following him in. With Dragón in the middle of the ring, Django hit the ropes, coming back with an enormous Lariat as Dragón rose, only for Dragón to duck, and as Django came back off the opposite ropes, Dragón popping him up in the air with a roar before bringing him down with a massive Dragón’s Inferno, holding onto the Powerbomb for the three count, as Doktor Adversary climbed in the ring to join his “creation”! Winner: Dragón Diabólico by Pinfall! Winston Robinson: Dragón Diabólico with the victory here! Somehow hearing Winston from in the ring, Doktor Adversary shouts back at him. Doktor Adversary: DRAGON SATAN! Winston Robinson: OK… I have no idea how he heard that as we’re not being transmitted live in the arena… but yes, Dragón Diabóli- ahem, Dragon Satan with the victory here. Doktor Adversary: DRAGON SATAN! Dave: Is it too late for me to just hop a plane back to Canada! Winston Robinson: You’ve signed a contract, so I’m going to guess no. And besides, you’d miss the action, as our other resident dragon, the, uh, verbally challenging Funky Dragon, as he takes on the ghost from the East, Ikiryo! Fantasma del Funk: Funky Dragon vs. Ikiryo Ikiryo enters the ring, appearing, seemingly from nowhere, as the lights strobe during his introduction, crawling into the ring, to a drawn hush from the crowd, unsure of how to react. The crowd, however, did know how to react as Uptown Funk burst out through the PA system, a cheer going up for the entertaining Rudo as he dances down to the ring, singing along with the music as he enters the ring. As the bell rings, Funky holds up, signalling for the creepy Ikiryo to hold tight, and making a signal like a needle on the record player to someone out the back, and Get The Funk Out Ma Face by The Brothers Johnson starts playing over the PA system, to a large cheer from the crowd. Funky starts bobbing his head to the beat, but is caught offguard by Ikiryo, who charges in, undaunted by Funky’s numerous attempts at distraction. What followed was a display of speed and agility not yet see that night, as both men dodged one another, Ikiryo almost supernaturally just not being where he was expected to be as moves were dealt, and Funky for all intents dancing out of the way Ikiryo’s strikes and blows, up until the Funky Dragon dodged a Roundhouse Kick by going into a splits on the floor, only for Ikiryo to spin around once more and take Funky out with a Gashadokuro, following up with a pin attempt for the two count. From this point on, the phantom of the East had the upper hand, using element of Strong Style Puroresu to keep the Dragon off his game, overpowering the Dragon and connecting with a Teke Teke, picking up another close two count as he bridged the Suplex. Funky called for the referee to count quicker, but only got a shrug, as he once more came under assault from the vicious Ikiryo, a sequence of Suplexes and DDTs staggering the Dragon. It was during one of these assaults Funky got thrown into the corner. Whilst there, he quickly undid the top turnbuckle as the referee admonished Ikiryo for being overly violent. Brushing him off, Ikiryo charged down the Dragon, only for Funky to hit a Drop Toe Hold on the charging Ikiryo, sending him face first into the exposed turnbuckle. Doing a kip-up, Funky runs to the ropes, springboards off, and manages to hit Ikiryo with a Funkensteiner out of nowhere! He holds on the Rana Pin for the three count, grabbing a hold of Ikiryo’s tights for leverage! Winner: Funky Dragon by Pinfall! Winston Robinson: Funky Dragon stealing the win there at the end! Dave: You can say he stole it, ultimately, he’s the winner. That’s what’ll go in the books. Winston Robinson: Well, you know what they say abo- Wait, what’s this? As Funky has got out of the ring another figure crawls out from under the ring, standing behind him. The crowd shouts for him to turn, and he does so slowly, coming face to face with… Dave: Is that… Yeah, it’s Calavera! Calavera grabs Funky around the throat, lifting him off the floor! Winston Robinson: It looks like Calavera has come out in support of Ikiryo! As Calavera continues to choke Funky, the Dragon swings his legs forward, in a modified Front Dropkick, knocking Calavera back and into the apron. As Ikiryo slides out of the ring, to join the assault, Funky hits the bricks, sprinting up the ramp to the back, whilst Calavera and Ikiryo stare at him. Dave: It looks like Ikiryo and Calavera may have formed an alliance. Winston Robinson: A new Parejas is born! Dave: That pairing? I think they’ve a strong chance of going far. Winston Robinson: And OK folks, it’s time for one final commercial break, then we’re straight to our main event, as Los Guerreros de Miedo strike their alliance with The Family, to take on a force formed of some of the best of HELL, (R)Evolution Pro and EXODUS! Hang tight, this one is going to be huge.
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Post by LAZERADE! on Jun 30, 2015 11:53:01 GMT -6
Winston Robinson: Welcome back, everyone, for our massive main event. It’s Atómicos action, as El Hijo del Espíritu Santo teams with his sister, Reina Galáctica, EXODUS Pro’s Angela Jameson, and her protégée, (R)Evolution Pro’s Sydney Christensen…
Dave: And they’re facing Los Guerrero de Miedo, consisting of Miedo, and his brothers, the twin Las Manos del Diablo, teaming up tonight with The Uroboros, representing The Family.
Winston Robinson: This is huge, ah, wait, he’s Esteban Palacios in the ring.
Esteban Palacios: Damas y caballeros, el siguiente partido es un partido atómicos. Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is an Atómicos match.
As Holy begins to play, smoke floods into the entranceway, as the lights simultaneously begin to dim. As the drum beat starts, El Hijo del Espíritu Santo strolls out through the smoke, tendrils of it clutching to his heels as he walks. Reina Galáctica steps out behind him, lasers shooting out from the floor behind her, cutting through the smoke. The crowd bursts to life as the pair slowly stroll to the ring, waving at them as they go. Their pace constant, they speed up as they approach the ring, El Hijo sliding in under the bottom rope whilst Reina Galáctica quickly climbs up the ring steps, and straight up the ring post, until she is stood at the top of it, her held high. As El Hijo rises, he spreads his arms wide as he basks in the cheers of the crowd. He walks to his corner, spreading his arms wide as he reaches the top. He hops down, as with a flourish, Reina somersaults off the turnbuckle, landing with her arms spread in a Y shape above her head.
Esteban Palacios: Presentación de primera, El Hijo del Espíritu Santo y Reina Galáctica. Introducing first, El Hijo del Espíritu Santo and Reina Galáctica.
A loud guitar riff coupled by the beat of drums fills the gym with sound as “The Path Less Taken” by Taproot kicks into full gear.
“What if we haven't lost our way, What if we haven't lost our minds, And chose to seize the day, What if we know just how to rise and shine, What if we see our circumstances now start at the end”
Just before the song kicks into the chorus, out from behind the curtain steps Sydney Christensen, clad in a plain black leather Bolero-style jacket over her ring attire. The Canadian’s eyes are focused on the ring directly in front of her as she looks to either side of her, a slight smile forming as she hears the fans cheer her. Her gaze then turns back to the ring as she begins to walk down the aisle.
“So here we go again, A past worth savin, At last we're pavin, The path less taken;”
Reaching the ring, Sydney climbs the steel steps and climbs between the bottom and middle ropes. Once inside, she walks immediately to the corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. She raises her arms in the air, sticking her pointer fingers in the air and gazing out at the cheering crowd, nodding her head before hopping down. She then takes her jacket off and tosses it to the outside as she begins to loosen up as the music slowly fades out.
Esteban Palacios: Su compañero, de Calgary, Alberta, Canadá , Sydney Christensen! Their partner, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Sydney Christensen!
All of a sudden, the lights are cut off sharply, causing the fans to murmur among them as to what is happening. As they continue to wonder, a solitary guitar riff echoes throughout the arena, furthering the confusion of those in attendance. As the riff keeps playing, the clash of a bass guitar and the beat of drums chime in, and red spotlights begin to pulsate in perfect sync with the beat of the music. While this is going on, the eerie voice of Tom Araya breaks through, reaching the audience.
"An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time. Unsuspecting victims, no warnings, no signs. Judgment day the second coming arrives. Before you see the light you must DIE!!!"
As soon as the final word is uttered, the loud crash of the drums and guitar signal a brilliant white light to take over the arena, truly kicking off “South of Heaven” by Slayer. Once the light fades out, it has been replaced by blood red lights. Spotlights frame the aisle and begin to pulse with the music. A few seconds pass and out from behind the curtains emerges ‘The Fallen Angel’ Angela Jameson. She steps out onto the stage, clad in her purple and black entrance robe, the hood coming down to just below her eyebrows. Her crystal blue eyes show little emotion as she stands there, surveying the scene for a moment before moving slowly down the aisle, the fans showering her with a loud chorus of boos. Her arms remain at her sides as her laser-like gaze remains focused on the ring as she climbs the steps slowly. She stands on the apron, with her back resting slightly on the ropes and glances to her right and left before reaching up with her right hand and yanking back the hood. As soon as she yanks the hood back, the lights slowly return to normal. Angela then steps through the bottom and middle ropes. Standing up tall in the ring, she quickly undoes her robe and hands it to the stagehand before slowly pacing around the ring as her music starts to fade out.
Esteban Palacios: Y su pareja definitiva, de Savannah, Georgia, EE.UU., Angela Jameson! And their final partner, from Savannah, Georgia, USA, Angela Jameson!
The lights in the arena stay black after the video screen shows the trademark flicker of bulbs mara's Family is known for as the opening synth and guitar that kicks off Motionless In White's cover of "Du Hast" begins to play! The drums start to play and the lights around the stage start to flicker white as the entrance begins to fill with smoke!
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Standing there right after the first time through the repetitive singing is the beast mara has unleashed on (R)Evolution Wrestling known as The Uroboros! In her cape and gas mask, she waits at the top of the ramp, and as the music crossfades to the drum intro to Cucarachas Enojadas blasts over the PA system, Los Guerreros de Miedo appear in the entranceway, bathed in a dark green light. They stand there as the intro plays out, Miedo in the centre, Las Manos to either side of him, surveying the crowd, bathing in their boos and jeers. As the music picks up in the tempo, they head straight for the ring, Miedo nodding his head in time to the music as his brothers snap insults at the crowd. The Uroboros follows alongside them, almost as if slowly walking to execute someone than to hype up the crowd for a match. As they reach the apron, the brothers speed up, sliding in under the bottom rope as Uroboros climbs into the ring, before the men spring back up to their feet. Miedo gazes at the crowd all around him whilst his brothers each run to opposite ring ropes, climbing up on them and bouncing on the middle rope. In the meantime, Uroboros drops to the knees in the middle of the ring, as if she's begging for blessing for her next "kill" from The Allmother herself. Miedo lifts both fists high in the air with a roar, with Derecha and Izquierda each raise their signature arm. Miedo stays put in the middle of the ring, not retreating to his corner, as his brothers join him in waiting for the match to begin. Finally getting up from her knees, The Uroboros starts to pace around the ring, removing her entrance gear as she waits for the bell.
Esteban Palacios: Y la introducción de sus oponentes, Miedo, Mano Derecha y Mano Izquierda, Los Guerreros de Miedo! Y representa a La Familia ... El Uroboros!And introducing their opponents, Miedo, Mano Derecha and Mano Izquierda, Los Guerreros de Miedo! And representing The Family… The Uroboros!
Winston Robinson: And here we have it, our very first main event, and what a massive one it is.
Dave: For viewers unaware, the rivalry between El Hijo del Espíritu Santo and his brother Miedo has been going on for years, in promotions up and down the country. The thought is that Diego has booked this match to try and get some kind of resolution of this rift that still threatens to tear his family apart.
Winston Robinson: I don’t know that this is the best way to achieve it, especially bringing in outsiders from our sister promotions, but here we are, and here’s Benny Martinez, calling for the bell.
El Hijo sends his partners out of the ring, as Miedo does the same, looking to start the battle against his brothers himself. Slowly, the two brothers circle each other, with the faster El Hijo taking the advantage, grabbing hold of Miedo’s wrist, and slipping behind him, applying a Hammerlock. Quickly, Miedo reaches up over his shoulder, and taking his brother by the back of his head, pulls him up and over with a Snapmare, El Hijo clutching the small of his back as he lands. Miedo runs into the ropes, and as he comes back, tries to connect with a Soccer Kick, but El Hijo rolls out of the way, quickly climbing to his feet and taking his larger brother down with a stiff Dropkick.
Winston Robinson: El Hijo quickly getting the upper hand back from his brother.
Miedo slowly gets up, and as El Hijo charges, he quickly stands, sending his brother flying out over the top rope, crashing into the floor on the outside. Miedo stretches out his neck and shoulders, as Reina Galáctica takes her brother’s place in the ring.
Winston Robinson: A reminder for our viewers in the USA, in Mexican tag matches, a wrestlers feet touching the outside also counts as a tag.
Reina charges in, staggering her larger brother with Dropkick, and then again with a second Dropkick as he charges once more. He charges once more, and she goes for a Front Dropkick, but he quickly stops, catching both her feet, one under each arm, and letting her drop back first to the mat. Not letting go, Miedo launches his sister with a Catapult, sending her flying up and over the top rope.
Dave: Miedo quickly establishing his territory in the ring, and looking to make sure his brother’s team know it.
Miedo tags in The Uroboros, as Sydney Christensen quickly charges in, surprising Uroboros as she gets in the ring, shoving her into the ropes, before whipping her across the ring. As The Uroboros comes back, Sydney takes her up and down with a Flapjack. Sydney quickly follows up with a series of stomps, looking to quickly wear down her hated opponent, before applying an Abdominal Stretch, looking to wear The Uroboros down on the mat. The struggles, and slowly manages to get herself up to a kneeling position, the Abdominal Stretch still applied, before managing to throw Sydney off of herself with a modified Hip Toss. Not one to back down, the Uroboros charges the Canadian starlet, only for Sydney to dodge, shoving her into the El Hijo team corner as she slips out of the way, driving her face first into the boot of Angela Jameson, resting on the top turnbuckle!
Dave: That’s great tag team work from Jameson. She knows how this game is played.
As Uroboros staggers back, Sydney takes her by the waist, looking to send her up and over with a German Suplex, only for Uroboros to battle out of the waist lock with a rapid series of Back Elbows, knocking her free, before charging into the ropes. She comes back with a Running Lariat, knocking Sydney down. Running to the ropes once more, she comes back going for a Running Splash, only for Sydney to roll out of the way. She quickly gets up, and tags in Angela Jameson, applying a Camel Clutch, as Angela runs for the ropes, and comes back, hitting the trapped Uroboros with a Running Low Dropkick to the face. Christensen quickly abandons the ring, as the veteran Jameson lays in more stomps to the fallen Uroboros.
Winston Robinson: El Hijo’s team effectively isolating the Uroboros here. Doing all they can to keep Miedo out of this match.
Angela helps Uroboros up, before bringing her down with a Side Russian Legsweep, followed up with a pin attempt.
ONE!
Kickout!
Dave: Angela knew that wasn’t the one, she’s just trying to make The Uroboros use up her available energy.
Angela takes The Uroboros by the hair, dragging her upright. She hooks her up, looking to go for the Suplex, but The Uroboros resists the lift! Angela goes for again, but The Uroboros resists again. This time, The Uroboros shoves Angela forward, still locked in the suplex tie up, driving her hard into the ringpost. Angela doesn’t let go of the hold though, even with the wind driven out of her. And with great evidence forces Uroboros back into the ring, before managing the lift her up, hooking the leg, sending her over the rope and to the outside with a Fisherman Suplex! Not even waiting for one of Los Guerreros to enter, Angela charges into the opposite ropes, before coming back and diving out of the ring with a Suicide Dive, driving the Uroboros into the barricade. As Benny goes to the ropes to check on the two women, Reina enters the ring, at the same time as both of her brothers, the twins, Las Manos del Diablo. The crowd boos as the pair both charge in behind the referees back. Not letting them charge her down, she charges them, only for Derecha to take her down with a Drop Toe Hold, her face meeting Izquierda’s knee as he simultaneous hits the Knee Lift. As Benny starts to turn, the brothers slap hands, causing Benny to think they’d only just tagged, before they drag her sister upright, taking her down with a Double Cutter, before Izquierda rolled out of the ring.
Dave: Talking about great tag teams, these boys have all the makings of a great one. Twins have always had that great, hidden connection, that’s amazing for this game.
Derecha drags his sister upright, whipping her across the ring. On her return, he goes for the Hip Toss, but Reina blocks it, floating over, before landing a Hip Toss of her own. She quickly applies a Surfboard to her fallen brother, wrenching his shoulders. Trapped in the middle of the ring, nowhere to go, Derecha looked like he may have been done for, if Izquierda hadn’t have dived have the top rope with a Missile Dropkick, catching his sister hard in the back of the head. Benny quickly gets involved, and pulls Izquierda up, forcing back to his corner, the distraction allowing his twin to reach over and interfere with his sister’s mask, twisting it on her face. Benny is unable to here El Hijo’s protests, only just getting Izquierda out of the ring, as Derecha sprints for the ropes, hitting a Luna Nueva on his fallen sister!
Winston Robinson: A solid Springboard Moonsault from Mano Derecha to his older sister their. Can he convert it to a win?
Mano Derecha holds on for the pin.
ONE
TWO
Sydney Christensen breaks it up with an Elbow Drop! She quickly backs away, hands up, as Benny instructs her back to her corner. Derecha gets up, and quickly tags in Izquierda, and he charges in, quickly taking down his sister, as she just manages to correct her mask, with a Left Handed Running Lariat. His sister bounces back up, and Mano Izquierda charges in once more for another lariat, only to be taken down with an Armdrag! Izquierda rolls to his feet, but is unable to stop his sister before she dives for the corner, stretching out, and hitting the hot tag to Sydney Christensen! Sydney charges in, and takes Izquierda down with a Lariat, and then does the same to Derecha as he tries to get involved! Izquierda gets up, Sydney’s straight on him, and hits him with a Calgary Stampede! She bridges for the pin!
ONE
TWO
THR- Kickout!
Izquierda kicks out, seemingly with nothing left in his tank. He slowly tries to get upright, as Sydney steps back and takes a moment to evaluate the situation. With a nod, she reaches over, and tags Angela Jameson back in, giving Izquierda a stomp to the back of the head as she steps aside for her mentor. Angela climbs in, and lifts Izquierda up, going straight for the End Of Days, wrenching the shoulders, before lifting him up and over with a huge Double Underhook Suplex, throwing him to the outside. Without waiting a moment, The Uroboros climbs in, looking to continue her war with Angela Jameson! The Uroboros charges in, going for a Lariat, which Angela ducks, reaching round and rolling The Uroboros up with a Schoolgirl!
ONE
TWO
Shoulder up!
Winston Robinson: Angela continues to frustrate the Uroboros here.
The Uroboros gets up, and charges Angela, but Jameson sidesteps, tagging in Sydney as she does so. Uroboros hits Angela with a Spear, and goes for the pin, but Benny doesn’t start counting. When the Uroboros angrily demands to know why he isn’t counting standing up, he points out Angela isn’t the legal person, at which point Sydney dives off the top, taking the Uroboros by surprise with a Diving Crossbody! The Uroboros catches her though, before deftly whipping her around herself and connecting with The Neverender!
Winston Robinson: What a display of strength from The Uroboros! She just threw Sydney around like she was nothing.
The Uroboros goes for the pin.
ONE
TWO
Kickout! The Uroboros angrily drags Sydney upright, and whips her across the ring. She goes for the Infinity Death, only for Sydney to slide between her legs, reaching up, and getting the tag to Reina Galáctica! Reina quickly leaps to the top rope, springboarding into the ring and hitting The Uroboros with a modified Meteorito! She looks to follow straight up with a Lluvia de Estrellas, only for Uroboros to get her knees up, interrupting Reina’s Standing Shooting Star Press, she quickly gets up, and dragging Reina upright, takes her down with the Infinity Death! Before she can take advantage, Sydney’s hit the ring, and with a kick to the gut, bends her over, before underhooking both arms and hitting with a Canadian Supremacy! Unfortunately, Las Manos del Diablo have hit the ring, and as Sydney gets up, she finds herself quickly taken down a Manos de la Muerte! With this, both El Hijo and Angela get in the ring themselves, Angela doubling over Izquierda whilst El Hijo kicks Derecha in the back of the knee, bringing him to the floor kneeling. Angela quickly takes Izquierda down with a Widow Maker, as El Hijo simultaneously hits an Espíritu Bomba.
Dave: Well, it’s a finishing extravanganza, and El Hijo’s team has the upper hand.
Winston Robinson: I can’t help but feel we’re forgetting something though.
Angela finds herself suddenly spun around, and hoisted up in a Military Press by Miedo, before being slammed out of the ring.
Dave: How the hell did they forget about Miedo?
The Uroboros and Las Manos all quickly roll out of the ring, leaving Miedo as the legal man against his brother.
Winston Robinson: Now we’re back were we started, brother against brother.
El Hijo charges Miedo, going for a Clothesline, but Miedo no-sells it, letting his brother bounce off his chest, before taking him down with a Big Boot. He quickly diverts his attention from his brother to the fallen Reina, picking her up, and quickly throwing her from the ring.
Winston Robinson: Now what’s the point in that, Dave? Reina was down.
Dave: Simple, Reina was legal. Now she’s down and out, the falls to the last man on their team standing. El Hijo.
Turning to his brother, Miedo is caught off guard as El Hijo bursts forward with a Dropkick, staggering his brother back. Looking to capitalise, El Hijo sprints to the ropes, jumping up to the top rope, before turning and looking to connect with a Springboard Huracanrana, only to be caught by his brother’s massive hand around his throat. Miedo holds El Hijo aloft by the throat a moment, before bringing him hard down across his knee with a Garra Miedo!
Dave: That’s the biggest Chokebreaker in the business Winston. This is over.
Miedo cockily plants one colossal boot in the middle of his brother’s chest. Benny hits the mat.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
Esteban Palacios: Señoras y señores, los vencedores de este partido, a modo de cuenta de tres ... Los Guerreros de Miedo y El Uroboros! Ladies and Gentlemen, the victors of this match, by way of pinfall… Los Guerreros de Miedo and The Uroboros!
Miedo stands, and demands a microphone, which Esteban hurriedly hands him.
Miedo: Padre, nos vemos ahora qué voy a hacer. Te niegas a reconocerme como su heredero? Voy a destruir todo su legado. A partir de su compañía precioso.
Winston Robinson: Father, you see now what I will do. You refuse to recognise me as your heir? I will destroy your entire legacy. Starting with your precious company.
Miedo: Buena suerte.
Winston Robinson: Good luck.
Dave: Seems Miedo is still pissed at his old man. I don’t think we’re going to hear the end of this any time soon.
Winston Robinson: What is all this about, any how?
Dave: Simple story, really. Both Miedo and El Hijo, under their old identities, were chosen by the father to possibly continue his name. El Hijo ended up being chosen. Miedo was not happy with this decision.
Winston Robinson: That’s it?
Dave: He was really not happy.
Winston Robinson: Well, there you have it folks, the end of our first show! We’re back next week, when we co-produce a one-off special with out friends at (R)Evolution Pro, and then our next show, still to be announced, will be about a month after that! See you soon, Lucha fans.
Dave: Yeah, see ya.
We fade to copyright.
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