Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2013 21:34:00 GMT -6
Seducing Jon Collins Part 2
The Adventures of the Orange Octopus
INT. RIMAC ARENA - DAY
Orange Octopus walks through the joint. He steps to Katie Hanneman.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Titties, which way to Jon Collins office?
KATIE HANNEMAN- My name is Katie.
Orange Octopus doesn't speak coochie, so he continues unfazed.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Titties, where Jon Collins be.
KATIE HANNEMAN- You're stupid. I think he's out of town, wrestling somewhere else or something. I don't know.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- I think I'm going to do some push ups.
Orange Octopus starts doing push-ups. Katie stands idly, confused.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Get naked, I'm working out.
KATIE HANNEMAN- You can't speak to me like that. I'll sue you.
Orange Octopus stands up. He doesn't take kindly to this type of talk.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Titties, I'm sorry if I've offended you. I'm just trying to get over and to get over in this place, as I'm sure that milk-mustache on your upper lip would testify, you have to sleep with Jon Collins.
KATIE HANNEMAN- What are you trying to say?
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Look, this place is going to hell. We've got stalkers, stoners and an influx of D'Artis Johnsons. I'm just trying to make some money, get some titles and pad my resume.
KATIE HANNEMAN- And how is Jon Collins going to help with this?
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Did all of your brain go to yo titties? You can only win matches if you sleep with Jon Collins. God, I'm basically saying that Fiona Rourke is a champion because she a ho.
KATIE HANNEMAN- You're a terrible octopus.
Indeed.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- So, I guess since he ain't here...We should do what we came here to do, titties.
Octo-suggestive look.
KATIE HANNEMAN: ...
Octopus gets on the floor...he looks over at her and then starts doing push-ups.
ORANGE OCTOPUS: Keep count, titties!
Orange Octopus starts doing his push-ups. He has to keep his shit tight. We fade out until next week!
The Adventures of the Orange Octopus
INT. RIMAC ARENA - DAY
Orange Octopus walks through the joint. He steps to Katie Hanneman.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Titties, which way to Jon Collins office?
KATIE HANNEMAN- My name is Katie.
Orange Octopus doesn't speak coochie, so he continues unfazed.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Titties, where Jon Collins be.
KATIE HANNEMAN- You're stupid. I think he's out of town, wrestling somewhere else or something. I don't know.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- I think I'm going to do some push ups.
Orange Octopus starts doing push-ups. Katie stands idly, confused.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Get naked, I'm working out.
KATIE HANNEMAN- You can't speak to me like that. I'll sue you.
Orange Octopus stands up. He doesn't take kindly to this type of talk.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Titties, I'm sorry if I've offended you. I'm just trying to get over and to get over in this place, as I'm sure that milk-mustache on your upper lip would testify, you have to sleep with Jon Collins.
KATIE HANNEMAN- What are you trying to say?
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Look, this place is going to hell. We've got stalkers, stoners and an influx of D'Artis Johnsons. I'm just trying to make some money, get some titles and pad my resume.
KATIE HANNEMAN- And how is Jon Collins going to help with this?
ORANGE OCTOPUS- Did all of your brain go to yo titties? You can only win matches if you sleep with Jon Collins. God, I'm basically saying that Fiona Rourke is a champion because she a ho.
KATIE HANNEMAN- You're a terrible octopus.
Indeed.
ORANGE OCTOPUS- So, I guess since he ain't here...We should do what we came here to do, titties.
Octo-suggestive look.
KATIE HANNEMAN: ...
Octopus gets on the floor...he looks over at her and then starts doing push-ups.
ORANGE OCTOPUS: Keep count, titties!
Orange Octopus starts doing his push-ups. He has to keep his shit tight. We fade out until next week!