Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 19:39:37 GMT -6
[The following audio file has been on a constant, never-ending loop over the RIMAC sound system. Nobody can find the source or shut it off. The file has also been uploaded on numerous wrestling sites and blogs. ]
Seth Ericson: He's blown his big chance! Back to the shadow he goes!
Dick Morosi: If he could rid his self doubt, the sky is the limit for this kid, but it's a question of if he can overcome it. I'm not so sure he can.
Steve Hebert: He's even stuffing the barbed-wire into Chris Carson's mouth... and now begins punching his mouth, too! Haha, yes! Rip his tongue out!
Dick Morosi: Tonight at the Uprising could be the greatest night of his life, or the worst!
Dick Morosi: He's finally done it! He's finally the World Champion! He's banished his demons!
Lex Robinson: He's wild, he's going beserk! He keeps moving forward like a zombie!
Dick Morosi: Perhaps the best example of wasted talent.
Seth Ericson: He's the greatest superstar I've ever seen, Dick. He's overcome it all, stood out from the crowd, become a legend, broke ankles, and even better, he's done it with all of these losers on his back! From a dork to the greatest wrestler we've ever seen!
Seth Ericson: This guy always makes me so nervous.
Lex Robinson: He is by far the most enigmatic superstar on the roster.
Dick Morosi: HE CAUGHT HER IN MID AIR WITH IT! One! Two! Three! He's overcome all of the odds in the most amazing match I've ever seen!
Seth Ericson: These guys are trouble.
[University officials are in an uproar and are in closed meetings to discuss their options.]
Seth Ericson: He's blown his big chance! Back to the shadow he goes!
Dick Morosi: If he could rid his self doubt, the sky is the limit for this kid, but it's a question of if he can overcome it. I'm not so sure he can.
Steve Hebert: He's even stuffing the barbed-wire into Chris Carson's mouth... and now begins punching his mouth, too! Haha, yes! Rip his tongue out!
Dick Morosi: Tonight at the Uprising could be the greatest night of his life, or the worst!
Dick Morosi: He's finally done it! He's finally the World Champion! He's banished his demons!
Lex Robinson: He's wild, he's going beserk! He keeps moving forward like a zombie!
Dick Morosi: Perhaps the best example of wasted talent.
Seth Ericson: He's the greatest superstar I've ever seen, Dick. He's overcome it all, stood out from the crowd, become a legend, broke ankles, and even better, he's done it with all of these losers on his back! From a dork to the greatest wrestler we've ever seen!
Seth Ericson: This guy always makes me so nervous.
Lex Robinson: He is by far the most enigmatic superstar on the roster.
Dick Morosi: HE CAUGHT HER IN MID AIR WITH IT! One! Two! Three! He's overcome all of the odds in the most amazing match I've ever seen!
Seth Ericson: These guys are trouble.
[University officials are in an uproar and are in closed meetings to discuss their options.]