Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2012 8:47:39 GMT -6
A small blond dressed in a black t-shirt and dark ripped jeans is sitting in an office type building with her feet propped up on a desk. A man in a suit walks in and sees the woman and stops suddenly. He stands their looking confused starring at the woman for a few seconds.[/i]
Woman:
What the hell are you starring at? Jesus freakin Christ man you act like you have never seen
a chick before.
She stands up and walks over to a dumb founded man and extends her hand. [/i]
Woman:
Im Kallie Karter. And you must be...
The man face shows understanding as he quickly takes her hand and shakes it.[/i]
Man:
Im so sorry Miss Karter. I wasnt expecting you to show up... your appointment was at twelve. Im Tom Matheny.
Kallie:
Yeah I know but I forgot so im here now. And its only one im like an hour late so can we do this?
Tom:
Yes of course. I just got back from lunch and im early so I have about thirty minutes before my next appointment.
Kallie:
Sweet.
They sit silently for a moment as Tom gathers his paperwork.[/i]
Tom:
Okay Miss...
Kallie:
Dont call me Miss Karter jeesh. You sound like Mr .Poppins. My names Kallie.
Tom:
Okay well Kallie, what made you decide to come to E-Pro?
Kallie:
Well because at my other job I got really bored. A friend told me to check out Exodus Pro so I did and now im here.
Tom:
Okay simple enough. What do you think about the people at E-Pro? Have you met any of them?
Kallie shurgs.[/i]
Kallie:
I have met a shit ton and so far they are weird. Dont look like much competition to me honestly though. I found out I got my first match and can you believe its with some joke? His name is Orange Octopus! What the hell has the world came to?! But He isnt the weirdest one I mean the Silver Squid, The Grasshopper. Whats wrong with people? Oh and there is this chick Angel Kash, one truly weird bitch bro. She is all “die little puppy so I can eat you.” Im telling you total creeps. But I noticed we have some norms here too. Well there are some pretty decent people here I guess.
Tom:
Silver Squid? Are you for real? Orange Octopus? I have got to interview them. I dont know if I want to interview that Angel girl. She doesnt sound anywhere near as fun as you.
Kallie:
Oh no sweetie that wont get you anywhere im totally lez. Carpet Muncher to the fullest.
Tom:
I .. Oh. You? Are you really? I didnt mean to hit on you Miss I was only saying I.. You...Shit.
Kallie:
Haha, chill man im joking. Im strictly dickly but your not my type. I like a man out of uniform.
Kallie winks, Tom still looks a little beside him self.[/i]
Kallie:
Bro chill. I was just fuckin witcha. Can we get back on subject?
Tom:
Yeah sure. okay what are your plans for E-Pro?
Kallie:
Thats easy kick everyones ass and win everything. I am twenty two Tom I need to get my life going before I end up like some has been. Life is short and so from the first match to my last match im going to give it all I have and when I win im going to party and if I lose im still going to party. People here may or may not come to like me but they are for damn sure stuck with me for a while. At least while they are here, im not going to follow anyone around just to piss them off.... Well lets not say that , you never know what will happen. I may follow some of them depending on the situation. Anyways back on topic........ Oh yes, I plan on staying here for a long time. So long that on my last year im going to look like part of the interior leaving. I plan on making E-Pro my home. So move over peeps Kallie Karters in this hizzouse.
Tom:
Well welcome to our fine establishment Kallie. Im looking forward to seeing more of you.
Kallie:
Well I strip on weekends at Titty Citty. I usually dont get completely naked but for the right price anything is possible.
Tom stares at Kallie confused.[/i]
Kallie:
Yo, im just fucking with you. You need to smoke a J and grab a sense of humor.
Tom grins slightly.[/i]
Tom:
You seem more funny then anything. I just dont see you fitting into the lifestyle of a wrestler.
Kallie:
Well your an interviewer so I didnt think it was necessary to yell at you and tell you I wan going to beat you shitless. I get what your saying though. Look when I am talking to an opponent I get mean. Very mean. I joke around a lot but I can go from funny to psycho on two point five. I go from petting a cow to shipping it away for some stake. I also dont take kindly to harsh words said towards me. Im not scared of nothing or nobody. I may look innocent out here but in that ring and with my words leading up to the match ill rip them apart from the inside out. I have made it very far in my accomplishments as a wrestler and just because I dont walk around boasting about them doesnt mean they dont exist. I try to be modest but honestly I am a mean bitch and anyone who thinks other wise will be shown differently. I am not a people person but I can tolerate a few up until they become my opponent. At that moment I hate them and my only goal is to destroy them. So yeah sure ill walk in here and joke around with you but when it comes down to me sending bone chilling thoughts into the minds of my opponents and there loved ones, ill do it whole heartily.
Tom:
Well yes now I see it in you. I cant wait to see what you have to offer to E-Pro.
Kallie lifts her breasts and winks at Tom as she stands and starts walking to the door. Tom laughs half heartily from behind his desk. Kallie throws up a peace sign and closes the door behind her.[/i]
Woman:
What the hell are you starring at? Jesus freakin Christ man you act like you have never seen
a chick before.
She stands up and walks over to a dumb founded man and extends her hand. [/i]
Woman:
Im Kallie Karter. And you must be...
The man face shows understanding as he quickly takes her hand and shakes it.[/i]
Man:
Im so sorry Miss Karter. I wasnt expecting you to show up... your appointment was at twelve. Im Tom Matheny.
Kallie:
Yeah I know but I forgot so im here now. And its only one im like an hour late so can we do this?
Tom:
Yes of course. I just got back from lunch and im early so I have about thirty minutes before my next appointment.
Kallie:
Sweet.
They sit silently for a moment as Tom gathers his paperwork.[/i]
Tom:
Okay Miss...
Kallie:
Dont call me Miss Karter jeesh. You sound like Mr .Poppins. My names Kallie.
Tom:
Okay well Kallie, what made you decide to come to E-Pro?
Kallie:
Well because at my other job I got really bored. A friend told me to check out Exodus Pro so I did and now im here.
Tom:
Okay simple enough. What do you think about the people at E-Pro? Have you met any of them?
Kallie shurgs.[/i]
Kallie:
I have met a shit ton and so far they are weird. Dont look like much competition to me honestly though. I found out I got my first match and can you believe its with some joke? His name is Orange Octopus! What the hell has the world came to?! But He isnt the weirdest one I mean the Silver Squid, The Grasshopper. Whats wrong with people? Oh and there is this chick Angel Kash, one truly weird bitch bro. She is all “die little puppy so I can eat you.” Im telling you total creeps. But I noticed we have some norms here too. Well there are some pretty decent people here I guess.
Tom:
Silver Squid? Are you for real? Orange Octopus? I have got to interview them. I dont know if I want to interview that Angel girl. She doesnt sound anywhere near as fun as you.
Kallie:
Oh no sweetie that wont get you anywhere im totally lez. Carpet Muncher to the fullest.
Tom:
I .. Oh. You? Are you really? I didnt mean to hit on you Miss I was only saying I.. You...Shit.
Kallie:
Haha, chill man im joking. Im strictly dickly but your not my type. I like a man out of uniform.
Kallie winks, Tom still looks a little beside him self.[/i]
Kallie:
Bro chill. I was just fuckin witcha. Can we get back on subject?
Tom:
Yeah sure. okay what are your plans for E-Pro?
Kallie:
Thats easy kick everyones ass and win everything. I am twenty two Tom I need to get my life going before I end up like some has been. Life is short and so from the first match to my last match im going to give it all I have and when I win im going to party and if I lose im still going to party. People here may or may not come to like me but they are for damn sure stuck with me for a while. At least while they are here, im not going to follow anyone around just to piss them off.... Well lets not say that , you never know what will happen. I may follow some of them depending on the situation. Anyways back on topic........ Oh yes, I plan on staying here for a long time. So long that on my last year im going to look like part of the interior leaving. I plan on making E-Pro my home. So move over peeps Kallie Karters in this hizzouse.
Tom:
Well welcome to our fine establishment Kallie. Im looking forward to seeing more of you.
Kallie:
Well I strip on weekends at Titty Citty. I usually dont get completely naked but for the right price anything is possible.
Tom stares at Kallie confused.[/i]
Kallie:
Yo, im just fucking with you. You need to smoke a J and grab a sense of humor.
Tom grins slightly.[/i]
Tom:
You seem more funny then anything. I just dont see you fitting into the lifestyle of a wrestler.
Kallie:
Well your an interviewer so I didnt think it was necessary to yell at you and tell you I wan going to beat you shitless. I get what your saying though. Look when I am talking to an opponent I get mean. Very mean. I joke around a lot but I can go from funny to psycho on two point five. I go from petting a cow to shipping it away for some stake. I also dont take kindly to harsh words said towards me. Im not scared of nothing or nobody. I may look innocent out here but in that ring and with my words leading up to the match ill rip them apart from the inside out. I have made it very far in my accomplishments as a wrestler and just because I dont walk around boasting about them doesnt mean they dont exist. I try to be modest but honestly I am a mean bitch and anyone who thinks other wise will be shown differently. I am not a people person but I can tolerate a few up until they become my opponent. At that moment I hate them and my only goal is to destroy them. So yeah sure ill walk in here and joke around with you but when it comes down to me sending bone chilling thoughts into the minds of my opponents and there loved ones, ill do it whole heartily.
Tom:
Well yes now I see it in you. I cant wait to see what you have to offer to E-Pro.
Kallie lifts her breasts and winks at Tom as she stands and starts walking to the door. Tom laughs half heartily from behind his desk. Kallie throws up a peace sign and closes the door behind her.[/i]