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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 8, 2013 21:53:13 GMT -6
Good news, Jon got you the win, Spiro. You can switch at any time.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 7, 2013 11:12:46 GMT -6
Originally I was going to take a tag team too, but with my knowledge of every round coming, I feel it'll be better to wait.
So give me former FIP and CZW World champion, Jon Moxley.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 5, 2013 21:33:08 GMT -6
POLL IS UP, HAVE FUN.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 4, 2013 10:18:38 GMT -6
Opener, I guess.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 3, 2013 11:43:14 GMT -6
I've seen the rounds in advance and let me tell you. Some of you will not survive. You're going to start crying, and you'll end up in a ball, and there will be wrist cutting involved.
This draft is almost pure evil.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 2, 2013 16:56:01 GMT -6
S.A.V SPECIAL ACTION VIGILANCE 2: ANOTHER NIGHT'S STAND
OPENING RAP BATTLE: ROAD DOGG vs. K-KWIK
What SAV show would it be if it didn't open with something not wrestling? Here we have old tag partners and aspiring rap stars going at it in an all out rap battle to determine who is the blackest one. Look, it's Road Dogg rapping, you know you want it, don't question me. HE'S DEAD, JIM: HEATH SLATER vs. TOSHIAKI KAWADAThis one's not gonna be pretty, folks. On one side you have Heath Slater, would-be legend killer and human ragdoll. On the other side you have Kawada, a wrestling legend who is actually a machine only capable of hate that can only express it via kicks. Previous times Slater has sent out open challenges to legends have gone poorly, but this one will leave him spazzing out like a WWE 12 glitch. OPEN YOSHINO'S ANAL GATE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: "THE LAST AIRBENDER" vs. NARUKI DOI DAICHI HASHIMOTO
Airbending, an ancient technique passed down through the generations, finally passed from his legendary father Shinya to Daichi. This "unique technique" involves getting into the head of rivals by engaging in...activities with their loved ones while in an airplane. While flying over to prepare for this show, Doi opened the airplane bathroom door to find Hashimoto engaging in airbending with Doi's longtime partner and friend, Masato Yoshino! Enraged, he challenged Hashimoto to a match, which Daichi would only accept if it would be for the title noted above. Doi, confused but ready to fight for his friend, accepted that in turn. This is going to be...something, folks. PIPER'S PIT WITH THE BARRISTER: "ROWDY" "BARRISTER" RODDY PIPER RD EVANS
I don't even need to explain why this is great, you're already ordering this show just for this. You're welcome. JUNIORS YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO, BUT SHOULD: KENNY OMEGA vs. MINORU TANAKA
What we have here, simply, are two wrestlers who are not as well thought of as they should be. Minoru remains mostly underneath legends like Minoru's own Jr. Stars partner, Koji Kanemoto, while Omega always seems to be in the shadow of his partner Kota Ibushi. This match isn't about beating one another, it's about showing the world why they deserve to be thought of on the same level as their partners. INTERMISSIONEvery show needs one of these so you can go pee and go look at the merch booth, helpfully run by Sam Houston, of whom the safety of his family depends on how well he can sell t-shirts. We're not expecting much, so we've already dug the graves out back. TRIPLE MAIN EVENT IFUTURE ACES FACE OFF! STRENGTH VS. FLIGHT!: TETSUYA NAITO vs. SHINGO TAKAGIThis one's simple. Pitting the men who will one day be the top star of their promotions against one another. Naito, destined to one day be the top face of New Japan, faces off against Shingo, destined (probably) to be the ace of Dragon Gate. Today they're here to pit their skills against one another to see who'll be the Ace of the two of them. The future is here, people. TRIPLE MAIN EVENT II SUBMISSIONS GRUDGE MATCH: YUJI NAGATA vs. MASAKATSU FUNAKI
To call this the result of bad blood is an understatement. In January of 2012, Nagata broke Funaki's orbital bone, sidelining him for six months. The next time they met, Funaki stole Nagata's signature Justice Salute to mock him after defeating his team in a six man, sending Nagata into a rage. Since then they've not been put across for one another, letting their hatred build for a year, and it's finally time to give them what each want the most: the other in the ring, no Blue Justice or Stack of Arms to get in the way. A normal match just isn't enough to contain the pure hatred. No, the only thing appropriate for these two is a SUBMISSIONS MATCH. Nagata, who has no shortage of different Nagata Locks, and Funaki, the MMA legend with 39 wins, 34 of them via submission. This is going to be two old, extremely pissed-off dudes stiffing each other and trying to snap each other's bones. TRIPLE MAIN EVENT III - HARDCORE MATCH HARDCORE HELL! THE LEGEND VS THE UNCHAINED GORILLA: TOGI MAKABE vs. MICK FOLEYThis is not for the faint of heart. Mick Foley needs no introduction, his explorations into how hardcore one man can be leading to countless classic, bloody moments across the world, becoming the undisputed king of hardcore. Togi Makabe is a modern Bruiser Brody, whose fetish for violence (especially with his signature chain) runs almost as deep as Foley's can get. When you put these two together, and tell them they can go as hardcore as they want, you can be sure that no matter the winner, neither going to be leaving of their own accord. If you're gonna be in the front rows, we suggest bringing a poncho.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 2, 2013 16:36:02 GMT -6
Tag Team Name: Project Mayhem
Member 1: Jonathan Collins Member 2: Fiona Rourke
Combined Weight: 347 lbs.
Entrance Theme: VAST - Touched
Entrance: The lights around the entrance start to flash as every other light in the arena darkens at the start of "Touched" by VAST
[div align="center"][i]Touched You say that I am too So much Of what you say is true I'll never Find someone quite like you Again I'll never Find someone quite like you Like you[/i][/div]
The horn sound starts strobe lights farther around the entrance as smoke fills the stage before the drums kick in, sending Fiona Rourke out first in her traditional energetic style. Shortly after her arrival comes Jonathan Collins, who steps out slowly and deliberately. Walking down slowly, he follows her as she slaps hands with the fans, before he also does a little of the same. The two stop at the end of the entrance ramp before looking at one another and giving a knowing nod before sliding in and taking to opposite corners to salute the crowd.
Signature Moves 1. The Silent Tide (Collins hits his End of Silence Rydeen Bomb, with Rourke instantly following up with an asai moonsault.) 2. The Paper Street Incident (Double Stomp/Killswitch combo) 3. Plasmid-Plex (Collins holds the opponent in place wheelbarrow style, hoisting them up for Fiona to nail a kick to the face, with Jon then launching back into a bridging german suplex.)
Finishers 1. Trick 'r Treat (Total Elimination. Fiona goes high, Collins goes low.) 2. Angelic Violence (Rourke hits the Rei Gun, then pushes them off her knees into Collins, who jumps up to start the OMEGA-16)
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 1, 2013 23:46:35 GMT -6
The card is just Inoki slapping everyone, one after the other. Then intermission. Then do it again.
Will still draw more than NOAH.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 1, 2013 23:40:51 GMT -6
You can always have Inoki slap him.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 1, 2013 23:35:21 GMT -6
Look at it this way.
At least you're free of Low-Ki.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 1, 2013 22:01:33 GMT -6
Cthulhu Jones vs. Selena Alexander vs. Sly Tendencies vs. Adrien Cochrane
Johnny Cannon & Heather Halliwell vs. Ryuji Kamigawa & Chris Marks
Steve Lenton vs. Jerry Matthews
WEAPON vs. Magnus Gunner
Blake Jones vs. GRENDEL
Project Mayhem (Fiona Rourke & Jon Collins) vs. The White Nights (Zack Lifer & Zero McHannon
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 1, 2013 20:59:28 GMT -6
Another show down, another chance to give us feedback. Hit us up.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 1, 2013 17:33:54 GMT -6
Tell Jon to do it once we've gotten this show thing finished.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 1, 2013 16:41:04 GMT -6
Adrien is very gullible. Case in point, before my conscience stopped me I had convinced him to take El Samurai instead of Misawa.
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Post by Nicholas Gray on Jul 1, 2013 16:34:42 GMT -6
Someone else who hates Davey Richards.
Marry me.
Edit: But Adrien loses because he traded D.Bry away for fucking Low-Ki.
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